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2010/06/18 22:52:22
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Abhorrent Grotesque Aberration
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Don't try and run under a Stompa
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2010/06/18 22:53:47
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Invite a Kroot to a vegetarian dinner.
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Pray to Jesus in front of an Inquistor.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/06/18 23:14:01
 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
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2010/06/19 00:13:01
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Melissia wrote:Never hit on a busty Daemonette.
She'll appreciate it, but she'll show her appreciation by tearing your body painfully apart and eating your soul.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/19 00:20:42
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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TyraelVladinhurst wrote:Space_Potato wrote:TyraelVladinhurst wrote:never hit on the busty inquisitor.... she could be a demonette in disguise
I'm sorry, but that's heresy of the highest order.
Consider yourself watched....
S_P
it is so true though, and besides my authority supercedes yours  
 'Tis true. I am but a mere speck in the eyes of Him.
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/06/19 00:23:49
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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#25,999)Open a chain of resturaunts within the Imperium named "Slaneshi's Soul Food"
#26,000)Make a 9-11 joke.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2010/06/19 00:28:04
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy
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Question an order.
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 Rokkit Robbaz (Deathskull)
10 Boyz
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2010/06/19 00:46:56
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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26,002)Hire an Ork Parking Valet.
26,003)Bet on a Tau Boxer to win.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2010/06/19 04:28:22
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fresh-Faced New User
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26,004) Ask a Haemonculi if he/she wants to play a game of "Operation".
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2010/06/19 05:52:18
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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mcg3e wrote:26,004) Ask a Haemonculi if he/she wants to play a game of "Operation".
26,005) Ask Grotsnik if he wants to play a game of "Operation".
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2010/06/19 08:28:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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26,006) try to think of 26,005 things not to do in Warhammer 40K
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/06/19 18:19:16
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Bounding Black Templar Assault Marine
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Asherian Command wrote:Karvick wrote:1) Tell Abaddon that his hair looks silly
2) call a Tau a no-nose chimp
3) Tell Calger His mother was great last night.
4) Tell Yarick to F' off and do it himself.
5) Tell Grimaldus he looks like Darth Vader
6) Ask a SoB if she and her mate come here often
7) Telling Tzeetch that he needs to get a life.
8) Telling Khorne to seek anger managment
9) asking Nurgle to have a bath once in a while
10) acusse Slaanesh of having an alternate life style
Epicness!
20) Have your Plasma gun overheat when a Tyranid invasion has started.
Actually you want this to happen. As then you'd be able to use your gun as a grenade and kill more 'nids than you would shooting.
Melissia wrote:mcg3e wrote:26,004) Ask a Haemonculi if he/she wants to play a game of "Operation".
26,005) Ask Grotsnik if he wants to play a game of "Operation".
26,007) ask Fabius Bile if he wants to play a game of "Operation"
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2010/06/19 19:34:10
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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26,008 Ask anyone to play Operation
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2010/06/19 19:39:58
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Even a Sister Hospitalier would probably take ita s you hitting on her and therefor ignore it, punish you, or take it seriously and try and find if you have any mutations. By disecting you. Alive.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2010/06/19 19:43:34
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Look down the barrel of a Vindicator
Steal the warbosses favorite Battlewagon for a "Joy Ride"
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2010/06/20 01:28:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Melissia wrote:Never hit on a busty Daemonette.
She'll appreciate it, but she'll show her appreciation by tearing your body painfully apart and eating your soul.
Unless you know......you like that kind of stuff
lol, i so would though..... god i have no life
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"Those that Dare impersonate the dead are judged to join their ranks!"- Alucard
 6970 points of Preheresy Night Lords 7681 points Preheresy thousand sons 8230 points Preheresy Iron Warriors  3230 points Preheresy Death Guard  4940 points preheresy Dark Angels  4888 points preheresy Iron Hands  2030 points preheresy Blood Angels  2280 points preheresy space wolfs 1065 points preheresy white scars 3210 points preheresy sons of Horus 1660 points Grey Knights  628 points Sister of Battle  2960 points adeptus mechanicus 18650 points Titanicus legio Nex Caput capitis 5566 points Imperial Guard  5875 points Preheresy Emperor's Children 3735 points Preheresy World Eaters 1710 points Preheresy Word Bearers  2090 points preheresy Imperial Fists  1570 points preheresy Alpha Legion  4600 points necrons 1420 points prehersy Raven Guard  960 points prehersy Salamanders 6334 points Tau Empire  20942 points tyranids 8722 points eldar  3125 points dark eldar 10745 points Bearers of the Light 1415 points Preheresy Luna Wolves  8508 points Chaos
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2010/06/20 06:29:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Melissia wrote:Even a Sister Hospitalier would probably take ita s you hitting on her and therefor ignore it, punish you, or take it seriously and try and find if you have any mutations. By disecting you. Alive.
Well I wouldn't mind taking her punishment
But I don't think the dissecting alive would site well with my insides. :/
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/20 08:52:24
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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ask a banshee for a lapdance
ask a SOB for BJ during their red rage period
Pour itching powder in a dreadnaught
invite a dark eldar to your birthday party
ask as a banshee for a BJ
taking the titan out for a spin
drag racing with land raiders
ask a SOB saint for BJ
Follow a libarian around and keep on think can he here me now? in order to drive him insane
challenging tzeentch to a game of counter-strike
throw soap at a nurgling
moon a firewarrior
tip the terminators over in battle
ask a chaos sorcerer to do magic tricks
do some donuts with imperial chimeras
try to do the river dance in an imperial guard setinel
use tau devilfishes as bumper cars
take a dark eldar wych on a date
challenge eldar in a game of twister
play murder in the dark with chaos space marines
play murder in the dark with chaos space marines of slaneesh
play murder in the dark with Dark Eldar
declare extermitus on your ex wife
feed the changer of ways birdseeds
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2010/06/20 10:50:01
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Regular Dakkanaut
UK
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Slip Korne ecstasy
Inject Nurgle with antiseptic
Inject a heirophant with steroids (does it NEED any more power?)
Argue with a commissar about whether you should be able to fire at multiple units when charged by a tyranid splinter fleet
Tell a carnifex he used hacked dice when he pincussions you with venom
Tell an ork horde they can't attack you because you're in reserve and preparing to outflank them
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happyguardsman 2250 Cadian 25th serving alongside conscripted Keimarchan soldiers
In Soviet Russia Valhalla lasgun shoots YOU!
Enemies of the Imperium:
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2010/06/20 17:32:44
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Ask a bloodthirster if he's a "khorne star" or is a fan of "khornography.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/06/21 15:30:19
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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say that Shas'o's are better than khorne flakes.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/06/21 18:17:37
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Fight your way into a room of khornate cultists about to do a ritual, Kill 8 of them and wonder why a bloodthirtster suddenly appeared in the middle of the room.
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/06/21 18:30:19
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Things you totally should do in the 40k universe: Victory dance with the dreadnought.  S_P
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/06/21 18:30:28
Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/06/21 18:42:06
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Ah but the space marine shouldn't have become a dreadnought in the first place, getting himself mortally wounded like that was very silly, what would his mother say?
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/06/21 18:42:19
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Ah but the space marine shouldn't have become a dreadnought in the first place, getting himself mortally wounded like that was very silly, what would his mother say?
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/06/21 18:45:38
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Things not to do........be a space marine....they don't have mothers
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Things not to do........be a space marine....they don't have mothers
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/06/21 18:48:23
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/21 19:14:29
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
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2010/06/21 19:17:45
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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haha! -points and laughs at Grey Templar- "you have no mother!"
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/21 19:59:14
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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1)Don't taunt Grey Templar else thou wish to learn the DE meaning of pain.
2)Don't taunt a Dreadnought by rapping on the window and shouting, "Hello, is anybody in there?"
3)Thou shalt not attempt to outflank a tactical geniu-CCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
 
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On. 
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
 "THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/06/21 20:06:37
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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fallen_wolfborn wrote:1)Don't taunt Grey Templar else thou wish to learn the DE meaning of pain.
Unless said person worships Slaneesh and enjoys said pain.
But thats definitely not me!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/21 20:09:20
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:fallen_wolfborn wrote:1)Don't taunt Grey Templar else thou wish to learn the DE meaning of pain.
Unless said person worships Slaneesh and enjoys said pain.
But thats definitely not me!
Obvious and brilliant. 
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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Audaces Fortuna Juvat 
Camboyaz 
"Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted" 
Blue Crosses
104th Tank Regiment