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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:16:46
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Slarg232 wrote:FITZZ wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Its a monkey that is an avatar PRICELESS!
So this means Fittz if I change my Avatar everyweek? Would you potentially go insane?
I think I would. I had a hard time dealing with Gitsplitta's change, and if you changed it that would make me a sad panda.
Yes,certain avatars have just become the "face" of the poster..Gits ork,Melissa's SOB..My Captian Spaulding...if we were to change them I believe we'd "get lost" in threads for a while.
My Culstist?
Exactly.  ...there are dozens of Dakkaites that I identify by their avatars and when they change I completely lose them for a bit until I figure out that they've made a swap.
When H.B.M.C changed his avatar to a "Gone fishing" sign ( this was a while back),I completely lost track of his posting for a bit.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:18:19
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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So this avatar of mine now is what identifies me now? Oh thank god at least its not the bald guy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:18:47
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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My avatar became my face long ago.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:20:53
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Plus if I changed my avatar at least its not Like I am important Dakkite!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:21:44
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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corpsesarefun wrote:My avatar became my face long ago.
Ah...but I remember when your avatar was a picture of you in a mask (at least I believe it was you),and I still think of that avatar when I see your post.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:22:23
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Asherian Command wrote:Plus if I changed my avatar at least its not Like I am important Dakkite!
Dude, you are important.
Your my internet Brotha!
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:24:00
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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FITZZ wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:My avatar became my face long ago.
Ah...but I remember when your avatar was a picture of you in a mask (at least I believe it was you),and I still think of that avatar when I see your post.
Yes there is that, sometimes I wonder if I should resurrect the mask...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:24:56
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Asherian Command wrote:Plus if I changed my avatar at least its not Like I am important Dakkite!
Important Dakkaite?...meh,we're all ants scurrying about on the same hill,some of us may be more vocal...but I don't think any of us are more "important."
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:25:08
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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corpsesarefun wrote:FITZZ wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:My avatar became my face long ago.
Ah...but I remember when your avatar was a picture of you in a mask (at least I believe it was you),and I still think of that avatar when I see your post.
Yes there is that, sometimes I wonder if I should resurrect the mask...
No! I know you as the B&W Hipster corpses! GAH!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:26:09
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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corpsesarefun wrote:FITZZ wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:My avatar became my face long ago.
Ah...but I remember when your avatar was a picture of you in a mask (at least I believe it was you),and I still think of that avatar when I see your post.
Yes there is that, sometimes I wonder if I should resurrect the mask...
Somehow it suited your "name" better...but now that you've unmasked..it would be hard to go back.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:27:13
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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FITZZ wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:FITZZ wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:My avatar became my face long ago.
Ah...but I remember when your avatar was a picture of you in a mask (at least I believe it was you),and I still think of that avatar when I see your post.
Yes there is that, sometimes I wonder if I should resurrect the mask...
Somehow it suited your "name" better...but now that you've unmasked..it would be hard to go back.
Are you really going to argue with yourself, corpses? Don't don the mask...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:29:37
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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chowderhead13 wrote:FITZZ wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:FITZZ wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:My avatar became my face long ago.
Ah...but I remember when your avatar was a picture of you in a mask (at least I believe it was you),and I still think of that avatar when I see your post.
Yes there is that, sometimes I wonder if I should resurrect the mask...
Somehow it suited your "name" better...but now that you've unmasked..it would be hard to go back.
Are you really going to argue with yourself, corpses? Don't don the mask...
But the mask calls to me... It is hanging on my wall
My photo isn't that hipster is it ?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:32:07
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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[DCM]
Coastal Bliss in the Shadow of Sizewell
Suffolk, where the Aliens roam.
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chowderhead13 wrote:Melissia wrote:Frankly I think Bella is the author's "take that" at vapid, whiny teen girls.
I've seen inteviews with Stephanie (the author), and it seems like this is her fantasy, cme real.
Anyway, Breaking Dawn was awful. Really, a Vampire Baby? That makes no sense.
On a side note, yes, I have read everything that Stephanie has written. (It was to get with a girl, don't worry  )
I found the Jacob thing way more sinister myself (Aurelia told me about, she saw it on Wiki I think, neither of us have read the books) the whole, I don't actually fancy you Bella, I fancy your unborn child because we'll be soulmates.
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"That's not an Ork, its a girl.." - Last words of High General Daran Ul'tharem, battle of Ursha VII.
Two White Horses (Ipswich Town and Denver Broncos Supporter)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:33:31
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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corpsesarefun wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:FITZZ wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:FITZZ wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:My avatar became my face long ago.
Ah...but I remember when your avatar was a picture of you in a mask (at least I believe it was you),and I still think of that avatar when I see your post.
Yes there is that, sometimes I wonder if I should resurrect the mask...
Somehow it suited your "name" better...but now that you've unmasked..it would be hard to go back.
Are you really going to argue with yourself, corpses? Don't don the mask...
But the mask calls to me... It is hanging on my wall
My photo isn't that hipster is it ? 
The mask will always call to you...it's what mask do.
And...I wouldn't call your photo "hipster",however it does put me in mind of the type of pictures one might see in "Teen Beat" or other types of magazines aimed and 12-16 year old girls.
"Win a date with Corpses!"
"What is Corpses Really like?"
"10 things that Corpses loves."
...That sort of thing.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:35:47
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Gah! attracting 13 year old girls with my photo? TO THE MASK!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:37:41
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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corpsesarefun wrote:
My photo isn't that hipster is it ? 
It's you, looking at the camera from an angle, not smiling, and it's B&W.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:38:40
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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corpsesarefun wrote:Gah! attracting 13 year old girls with my photo? TO THE MASK!
No no no...not what I meant at all, I was simply saying you convey that "heart throb" sort of vibe in your photo...besides,13 year old girls do grow up to be 21 year old girls you know....if they love you now...they may still love you later.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:39:05
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Mwahaha  now you have quoted nothing
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:39:36
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Corpses! You look like a serial killer! That makes me scared! GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Automatically Appended Next Post: corpsesarefun wrote:This one better?

That's gonna get us locked.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:40:22
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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corpsesarefun wrote:This one better?

Why on earth are you performing fellatio on a tree?
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:42:35
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Mostly for comedic value  it was taken on the same day as the "hearthrob" photo by an extremely attractive female.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:45:30
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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corpsesarefun wrote:Mostly for comedic value  it was taken on the same day as the "hearthrob" photo by an extremely attractive female.
Aha...yet another means to an end...you are wise my young apprentice...now,go fry some Ewoks with Force lightning...I have to go apply some moisturizer to my skin.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:47:32
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I should probably post on dakka less and go get more stories otherwise I'm going to run out pretty soon
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 18:47:57
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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FITZZ wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:Mostly for comedic value  it was taken on the same day as the "hearthrob" photo by an extremely attractive female.
Aha...yet another means to an end...you are wise my young apprentice...now,go fry some Ewoks with Force lightning...I have to go apply some moisturizer to my skin.

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the airlock again!
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 19:56:09
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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chowderhead13 wrote:FITZZ wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:Mostly for comedic value  it was taken on the same day as the "hearthrob" photo by an extremely attractive female.
Aha...yet another means to an end...you are wise my young apprentice...now,go fry some Ewoks with Force lightning...I have to go apply some moisturizer to my skin.

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the airlock again!
No! Not the airlock! Not again!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 19:59:52
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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WOW I'm Gone for one hour and we have vulgar! And PORNOGRAPHY! MY MIND = BLOWN
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 20:09:19
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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corpsesarefun wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:FITZZ wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:Mostly for comedic value  it was taken on the same day as the "hearthrob" photo by an extremely attractive female.
Aha...yet another means to an end...you are wise my young apprentice...now,go fry some Ewoks with Force lightning...I have to go apply some moisturizer to my skin.

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the airlock again!
No! Not the airlock! Not again!
FWUMP!
It puts the Ewoks out of the movie or else it gets the hose again!
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 20:12:53
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Asherian Command wrote:WOW I'm Gone for one hour and we have vulgar! And PORNOGRAPHY! MY MIND = BLOWN
I'm a pornstar now?
Sweet.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 20:14:16
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Apparently...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 20:15:00
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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chowderhead13 wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:FITZZ wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:Mostly for comedic value  it was taken on the same day as the "hearthrob" photo by an extremely attractive female.
Aha...yet another means to an end...you are wise my young apprentice...now,go fry some Ewoks with Force lightning...I have to go apply some moisturizer to my skin.

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the airlock again!
No! Not the airlock! Not again!
FWUMP!
It puts the Ewoks out of the movie or else it gets the hose again!
I'll vote for that  ...Better yet,it shoves the Ewoks out the airlock or else it gets the hose again. Automatically Appended Next Post: corpsesarefun wrote:Asherian Command wrote:WOW I'm Gone for one hour and we have vulgar! And PORNOGRAPHY! MY MIND = BLOWN
I'm a pornstar now?
Sweet.
It is your ...destiny.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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