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2010/01/16 14:29:36
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Kabalite Conscript
Harrison, AR
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metallifan wrote:You were playing "The Sims 2: 40K Edition" again, weren't you? 
Actually, plotting for when I get my construction up in RuneScape. Then I found out that houses need to be 7x7 in addition to the 32 room limit, and my "pleasure pad" is 8x5.
I think I got undivided to work tho:
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30 rooms
Looked better in photoshop 
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2010/01/16 18:29:36
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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You can't wait for GW's Plastic Canadians.
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2010/01/17 07:36:09
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hooded Inquisitorial Interrogator
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You can't wait for GW's Plastic Canadians.
When you read that and think 'Typo for Cadians?'
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 Angels of Nezeria (Dark Angels successor chapter)
  Tau Marines: Defectors to the Tau Empire (let the nerdrage begin!)
 Fledgling Cadian Imp Guard: because I want to paint tanks
  Member of the Cadian 642nd -- even in death we serve the Emperor!
DR:70--S+GM+++B+I+Pw40k09#+D+++A++/wWD-R++T(F)DM+ (except i really suck and my last game was during 6th ed)
KamikazeCanuck: It's more like a big, giant red button in a glass case with a little hammer that says "Break in case of Galaxy on fire" |
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2010/01/17 19:30:38
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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You hear Na'vi is the new Klingon, and wonder what the new imperial Gothic is.
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2010/01/17 23:59:28
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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When you don't use anymore "blue" but "Ultramarines", "red" but "Blood Angels", "green" but Orks and your Mom and Dad start looking like foul xenos uttering heresy, so you feel the urge to go at them
"DIE VILE XENOOOOOOS DIIIIIIIIE!!!!"
That's when you've played too much 40k
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Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
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2010/01/25 10:28:07
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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When you call your school books core rulebooks and supplements.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/01/25 10:28:46
 Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/01/25 10:46:09
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
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Probably already been said. But for me it's when
You can make army lists in your head, not needing to look at the books and still remember all the stats and points costs as well as the special rules.
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2010/01/25 16:08:21
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Dakka Veteran
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I remember back when this thread was young. We still numbered them back in those days...
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed |
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2010/01/26 13:08:39
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Scouting Shadow Warrior
Somewhere Between here and the Warp
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Ringarin wrote:Probably already been said. But for me it's when
You can make army lists in your head, not needing to look at the books and still remember all the stats and points costs as well as the special rules.
Guilty +1
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SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey
We'ze da Orks, and we'ze were made for fightin' an' WINNIN'! 
WHFB Armies:
High Elves: 4000 Points Painted
Orcs & Goblins: 3500 Points Painted
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2010/02/01 21:22:10
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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You forged better relationships on a 40K forum then in real life.
You've done that, and realize you also have better relationships with you minis then your family.
You console your minis "There are other fish in the sea." when the date you set up between an IG sergeant and an SOB goes horribly wrong.
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2010/02/03 02:37:24
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
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When you starting calling GW Customer Services about every 10 Mintunes, just to get a wrong answer.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/03 02:38:10
Overall Tournaments 11-2 2012
WarGame Con Best General RTT 2012
WarGame Con Team 12th 2012
ATC Team Fanastic 4 plus 1 17th overall (nercons (5-1) 2012
Beaky Con GT WarMaster Nercons (5-1) 2012 |
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2010/02/07 02:27:15
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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You come up with rules for a 40k WWE.
You wonder if "Cheating With A Xenos" would work in said 40k WWE.
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2010/02/07 04:52:27
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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More like 40k celebrity death match.
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2010/02/07 15:41:12
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Playing a 40k game for a weekend or more than 9 hours! (apoclyspe game.)
Wishing that your girlfriend said "FOR THE EMPEROR!" When you want her too.
Knowing at least all the basic rules and the most agrued rules in your head.
YOU KNOW EVERYTHING IN THE CODEX!
You have read a 40k book more than twice.
You read a 40k called Horus Hersey just too look at the pictures.
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2010/02/07 18:24:26
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Gimlet-Eyed Inquisitorial Acolyte
Around Montreal
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
You console your minis "There are other fish in the sea." when the date you set up between an IG sergeant and an SOB goes horribly wrong.
You read the above and automatically think that if it went horribly wrong, you wouldn't have anyone to console because the IG sergeant would've been executed for heresy.
You stopped playing D&D and started playing Dark Heresy and/or Rogue Trader instead.
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Kill the Heretic! Burn the Witch! Purge the Unclean! Exterminate the Mutant! Eviscerate the Traitor! Pwn the Noobs! |
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2010/02/07 18:35:27
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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RogueSangre
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You download the new 30 Seconds to Mars album (OMGIlistentoemomusicI'materriblepersonblahblahblahiknow) and you keep misreading "Night of the Hunter" as "Night Haunter" in your playlist, and you think the song could be his theme song.
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2010/02/07 23:00:15
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
Up in your base, killin' all your doods.
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InquisitorBob wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
You console your minis "There are other fish in the sea." when the date you set up between an IG sergeant and an SOB goes horribly wrong.
You read the above and automatically think that if it went horribly wrong, you wouldn't have anyone to console because the IG sergeant would've been executed for heresy.
You stopped playing D&D and started playing Dark Heresy and/or Rogue Trader instead.
Thats double Heresy!
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Logan Grimnar's Great Company
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2010/02/08 00:54:01
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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InquisitorBob wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
You console your minis "There are other fish in the sea." when the date you set up between an IG sergeant and an SOB goes horribly wrong.
You read the above and automatically think that if it went horribly wrong, you wouldn't have anyone to console because the IG sergeant would've been executed for heresy.
Naw, he's just horribly burnt.
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2010/02/18 01:50:01
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Raging Ravener
Daemon infested warp gate
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When you drop something and yell AW KROOT. or something of that nature.
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TheCyben: Seriously though, I'm not advocating GW to model any Boosh characters. If they have to pick one, it would have to be Tony Harrisson... but that would be an outrage.
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2010/02/24 20:03:41
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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You break your arm and want an augmetic one.
You write "feth" instead of writing the real word and letting the language filter take care of it.
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2010/02/24 21:39:47
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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When... 40k terminology starts creeping into your weekly Pathfinder RPG home game!
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Waaagh! Skarshak - Back after being lost in the Warp, an' ready to Krump sum 'eads!  |
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2010/02/24 22:20:08
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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When you watch a friend play CoD WaW and you grin every time a Japanese soldier yells "FOR THE EMPEROR!"
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2010/02/25 00:45:43
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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When you notice that the song "Hail Brittania" is about the god-emperor.
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6000 points IG, Leviathins 8th company, (store regiment) 60% painted 
4500 points Empire 80-90% painted!
2500 Ogres 2% painted
WIP Biker Battle Company 95% painted
2500 Points Isstavan Drop site massacre Iron Hands (still waiting for dat codex) 
I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out.  go me!
The Gutterballers, a relatively successfull BloodBowl team
Oh, and Howard's Faildar 
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2010/02/25 01:14:22
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation
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You broke up with your GF for the sake of having more time to spend on 40k (guilty)
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2010/02/25 11:12:29
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Edinburgh.
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When on the phone to a potential girlfriend instead of goodbye you accidentally say "The Emperor Protects!" :S
Automatically Appended Next Post:
When on the phone to a potential girlfriend instead of goodbye you accidentally say "The Emperor Protects!" :S
Automatically Appended Next Post:
When on the phone to a potential girlfriend instead of goodbye you accidentally say "The Emperor Protects!" :S
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/02/25 11:14:15
All Between 750 and 3000 points: Nids, BA, Imperial Guard, Space Wolves, Orks, CSM, Tau, Ogres, Vampire Counts, Daemons, Skaven, Empire.
DR:90S++G++M+B--IPw40k01+D++A+++/eWD340R+++T(F)DM++
"When the going gets rough the sensible conceal themselves behind large pieces of furniture." |
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2010/02/25 18:55:06
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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You know you play too much when you wonder how is better a SOB or a DE wytch... in bed!!
GUILTY!
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2010/02/25 20:13:22
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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EagleArk wrote:You know you play too much when you wonder how is better a SOB or a DE wytch... in bed!!
GUILTY!
Is that too much 40K, or just a really lonely existance?
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2010/02/25 20:17:39
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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I very much pick the Wych over the SoB.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2010/02/25 22:07:26
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hierarch
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EagleArk wrote:You know you play too much when you wonder how is better a SOB or a DE wytch... in bed!!
GUILTY!
Shadowbrand wrote:I very much pick the Wych over the SoB.
When you've thought about the question long enough to know the answer....
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Things I've gotten other players to admit...
Foldalot: Pariahs can sometimes be useful |
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2010/02/25 22:26:42
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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Dronze wrote:EagleArk wrote:You know you play too much when you wonder how is better a SOB or a DE wytch... in bed!!
GUILTY!
Shadowbrand wrote:I very much pick the Wych over the SoB.
When you've thought about the question long enough to know the answer....
Naw, that's just Shadowbrand being Shadowbrand. He's really creepy most... No... ALL the time
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