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2010/02/26 00:12:39
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Oh yeah.
This one time I went to Commorgh for spring break. Anyone wana see pics?
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2010/02/26 00:14:25
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Dakka Veteran
Reading - UK
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You get up in the middle of the night because you can't sleep because all you can think about is an idea that would improve your list. You have to get up to re-write the list and re-caculate the odds.
You consider wearing a Genestealer outfit to your local tournement.
Sorry, didnt even see this massive thread and started one without even realising. Ill add mine here 
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2010/02/26 09:59:16
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Guarding Guardian
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(1. in athletics you roll to see your fleet of foot results
(2. Your best friend's name is Sicarius.
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Everyone is entitled to their opinion... but yours is wrong.
3000+
I know what you're thinking and it's crazy, slightly gross ... and yet disturbingly arousing. 
Ask not an eldar for directions for they will give you three, all which are to the nearest book reading club.
My other avatar is an avatar
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2010/02/26 12:43:08
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout
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Everytime someone says the word avatar, you shout where and put on two big blue fists
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Emperor's Faithful wrote
- I would rather the Blood Angels have gone down the darker path of the Flesh Tearers than this new "Awesome Codex McBatnipples". *blegh*
6 Marine Armies and counting...  Why do I do it to myself  ? Someone help me I'm an addict  |
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2010/02/26 12:50:18
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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DEATH89 wrote:Everytime someone says the word avatar, you shout where and put on two big blue fists
When you went to watch James Cameron's "James Cameron's Avatar" by James Cameron with the aforementioned fists and tried to attack the screen, Screaming "For The Emperor!" and "Die Xenos Scum!"
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
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2010/02/26 14:13:20
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout
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Gwar! wrote:DEATH89 wrote:Everytime someone says the word avatar, you shout where and put on two big blue fists
When you went to watch James Cameron's "James Cameron's Avatar" by James Cameron with the aforementioned fists and tried to attack the screen, Screaming "For The Emperor!" and "Die Xenos Scum!"
Personally I put gold eagles all over a blue land rover and ran down the queue for the cinema, but whatever works for you 
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Emperor's Faithful wrote
- I would rather the Blood Angels have gone down the darker path of the Flesh Tearers than this new "Awesome Codex McBatnipples". *blegh*
6 Marine Armies and counting... Why do I do it to myself ? Someone help me I'm an addict |
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2010/02/26 23:41:08
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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DEATH89 wrote:Gwar! wrote:DEATH89 wrote:Everytime someone says the word avatar, you shout where and put on two big blue fists
When you went to watch James Cameron's "James Cameron's Avatar" by James Cameron with the aforementioned fists and tried to attack the screen, Screaming "For The Emperor!" and "Die Xenos Scum!"
Personally I put gold eagles all over a blue land rover and ran down the queue for the cinema, but whatever works for you
When you go to a Land Rover dealer and ask if they have Crusader or Terminus patterns.
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2010/02/26 23:51:23
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lubeck
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 Great ones here.
When you and a friend declared the street he lives in as dangerous terrain. Really, with those road holes it's a miracle cars aren't losing wheels there regularly.
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2010/02/27 02:40:18
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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When you go to a car dealer and ask for the armour values
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2010/02/27 11:58:56
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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When you declare walking up a hill "Difficilt terrain"
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2010/02/27 20:11:06
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Shadowbrand wrote:Oh yeah.
This one time I went to Commorgh for spring break. Anyone wana see pics?
You were there too! Dude, it was awesome right?
Course I did find out that DE Wyches are Dominants the hard way.....
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2010/02/27 20:20:21
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Raging Ravener
Sealed in a box- in a state of flux
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When food doesn't fall out your beard, but model bits fall out your scarf. True story
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I--Pw40k06+D++A++/hWD300R++T(S)DM+
DerangdFlamingo wrote:Tau 1: Is that a black eye mate?
Tau 2: Yeah, i got lucky last night...
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2010/02/27 20:40:50
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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There was actually a thread here on Dakka (Might have even been early in on this one. It was a long time ago.) where a user took some frozen meatballs that he bought at the grocery store to a tourney at his FLGS for a snack. After heating them (obviously), he took a bite and found something hard. Digging out the offending whatsit, he found out it was an unpainted Space Marine arm. No Bulls**t. He had pics and everything. So therefore: You know you play too much 40K when you're building space marines while on your factory shift
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2010/02/27 20:59:13
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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You know you play too much 40K when you take your stuff with you on your Valentine's day trip with your girlfriend
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 Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too? |
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2010/02/27 21:29:33
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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aka_tizz wrote:You know you play too much 40K when you take your stuff with you on your Valentine's day trip with your girlfriend
You know you don't play -enough- 40K when you actually go on a Valentines day trip Stupid false holiday that takes money away from important stuff like wargaming and the hockey game beer fund 
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2010/02/27 21:46:43
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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metallifan wrote:aka_tizz wrote:You know you play too much 40K when you take your stuff with you on your Valentine's day trip with your girlfriend
Stupid false holiday that takes money away from important stuff like wargaming and the hockey game beer fund
Totally agree with that, but still had to go. Good to be back though
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Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too? |
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2010/02/28 17:07:47
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sinewy Scourge
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Shadowbrand wrote:Oh yeah.
This one time I went to Commorgh for spring break. Anyone wana see pics?
You were there too! Dude, it was awesome right?
Course I did find out that DE Wyches are Dominants the hard way.....
There's nothing wrong with switching it up a bit. Don't listen if they claim otherwise, if they survive in a cult it's because they're good at what they do and because they obey the archite who is even better. And if they're an archite they fought their way to the top.
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2010/03/02 12:07:38
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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When you've read through this whole thread and realised you've done 90% of the things in it.
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  FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!   
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
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4500pts
http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ |
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2010/03/02 12:57:16
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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OMG!
Well that sucks, i just did!
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/03/02 17:15:03
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot
Dallas, TX
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You know you've played too much 40K when:
You make a Reserves roll before getting up to go to the bathroom.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/02 17:16:30
 
Ultramarines Second Company - ~4000 points
Dark Eldar WIP - ~800 points
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2010/03/02 17:43:47
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hierarch
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GeneralRetreat wrote:You know you've played too much 40K when:
You make a Reserves roll before getting up to go to the bathroom.
You just sit there if it fails, causing a "Deep Strike Mishap"...
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Things I've gotten other players to admit...
Foldalot: Pariahs can sometimes be useful |
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2010/03/02 21:01:53
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Dronze wrote:GeneralRetreat wrote:You know you've played too much 40K when:
You make a Reserves roll before getting up to go to the bathroom.
You just sit there if it fails, causing a "Deep Strike Mishap"...
If you laughed soo hard at this joke you fell of your chair!
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2010/03/02 21:14:52
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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When you use fire in shower to purify dirt on you.A bad one.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/02 21:15:30
 Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/03/02 21:16:50
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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Come on Ivan, you've got better than that. It didn't even draw a smirk. Let's get one of your better jokes
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2010/03/02 21:18:44
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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When you sex organ gets on when you think on the Emperor and his sons.-not guilty
When you think that Jervis Johnsonn is the best person in the world.-not guilty
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2010/03/02 21:21:19
Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/03/02 21:20:36
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot
Dallas, TX
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IvanTih wrote:When you sex organ gets on when you think on the Emperor and his sons.
Oh my.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/02 21:41:37
Ultramarines Second Company - ~4000 points
Dark Eldar WIP - ~800 points
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2010/03/02 21:36:06
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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Ummm... Uuuuummmm...
Y...Yea? O.o
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2010/03/02 21:37:54
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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metallifan wrote:Ummm... Uuuuummmm...
Y...Yea? O.o
In Ancient Terran.
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/03/02 21:55:02
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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That one made me lol
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2010/03/03 21:20:21
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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From another thread,
If you name any of your animals after a unit in 40k.
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