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2015/11/13 17:43:43
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Ha! Your innacurate handguns are no match for the high morale of the Scots!
*Rips WK's head off*
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/11/13 17:44:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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MURRAY: MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SING YOUR LIFE!!!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!)
*launches towards SYL and scratches his face to utter oblivion.*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/11/13 17:46:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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OOC:
WK looted it while Boreale was knocked out.
BIC:
*Boreale is in Sphess*
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2015/11/13 17:49:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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MURRAY: *Finishes scratching SYL's face to utter oblivion*
Meow. (Well, that takes care of that creep.
*Looks around*
MURRAY: Meow. (Where's Marla and Badrukk?)
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/11/13 17:51:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*ducks under SYL's attack*
*throws a jar of Jarate at SYL*
*draws Kukri*
Let's see how much blood's in ya!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/13 17:59:35
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Fool! You've just given me the +2 Authority, +6 to your general's hitpoints terribly scarred trait!
* hacks KB and WK into bloody chunks with his claymore*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/13 17:59:55
DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/11/13 18:01:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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OOC: A jar of piss does that now? Dang, I thought it just gave me mini crits.
BIC:
*ducks again, slashes SYL across the face with his Kukri*
Ready to meet Sharpy?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/13 18:08:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Aye, I am.
* claymore impales stabs WK through the eyes*
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/11/13 18:10:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*attack does 45 dmg, still have 85 left*
Ugh.
MEDIC!
*medic shows up and heals me, then runs off*
*proceeds to kick SYL in the chest, then jumps on top of the Butter Tank*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/13 18:10:37
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/13 18:12:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Steps between WK and SYL*
There is no need to fight! Let us resolve this issue peacefully!
*Casually hacks both weapons in half with the Dawn Blade*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/13 18:15:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*looks down at broken Kukri*
*runs over to conveniently located re-supply locker and gets a new one*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/13 18:15:56
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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I'VE GOT A CLAYMORE FOR YE JIMMY!!!!
*tears WK's heart out with his teeth and eats in the name of Jesus Christ*
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/11/13 18:20:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*barely doges out of the way of SYL's berserk charge*
*pulls out smg and riddles SYL with bullets*
MEDIC!
*medic shows up*
READY FOR THAT CHARGE!
*is ubercharged and becomes invulnerable*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/13 18:30:15
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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*withdraws*
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/11/13 18:45:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*Raises Sniper Rifle and aims it at SYL's back*
*shot punches SYL off his feet*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/13 19:02:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Lifts both SYL and WK into the air by their throats with ease*
I said stop.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/13 19:05:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*respawns*
MURRAY: Meow meow-meow-meow. (I am a respawning cat.)
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/11/13 19:07:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Cat? CAT!?!? Rush B! Cyka blyat...
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2015/11/13 19:16:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*hits Verviedi in the face with a jar of Jarate*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/13 19:20:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*Boreale has now commandeered a Battle Barge*
*over the vox*
SPHESS!
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2015/11/13 19:44:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*pulls a control pad out of his pocket and presses the button on it, launching a rocket at Selym's Battle Barge*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/13 19:50:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Do I really want to know what this is?
*Unaffected by the Jarate*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/13 19:52:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*smiles at Verviedi*
Piss.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/13 19:55:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Steps between WK and SYL*
There is no need to fight! Let us resolve this issue peacefully!
*Casually hacks both weapons in half with the Dawn Blade*
EDIT: WTF? Why did this show up here? Eh, I'll keep it.
TRUE POST:
Meh. I'm wearing a battlesuit, you know. No skin showing, and I can just power wash it later.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/11/13 19:57:12
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/13 20:33:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 War Kitten wrote:*pulls a control pad out of his pocket and presses the button on it, launching a rocket at Selym's Battle Barge*
*the void shields tank it*
Brotha! I have a Novah Cannon! In SPHESS! I may be balwd and fewlish, but I have dehfensive deep strikes, and a Novah Cannon.
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2015/11/13 20:48:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Ah piss
*walks out of the room*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/13 20:55:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Unfreezes now no longer being petted by a giant Tau robot]
... ... [Dusts self off and looks around] Is the big thing gone?
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2015/11/13 20:58:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*Valkyrie flys by overhead and I crash through the ceiling*
*floats to the floor with jump pack*
*walks up to BC and salutes sharply*
Sir! Guardsman Milo reporting for duty sir!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/13 22:55:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Nods and smiles] [Goes and makes tea for everyone]
Must say I'm feeling a lot more sanguine without a metal device in my head. Though also fizzy. [Looks slightly unfocused]
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2015/11/13 22:58:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hello!
*Nods to the newly arriving Guardsman*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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~2800 points 
