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**Co'tor Shas**

*appears out of butter carrying another small robotic beast (made out of a coffe maker) different, but just as wrong*
*places it on ground and watches it scamper away*

**2BlackJack1**

Greetings, Milo. I don't think we've met. I'm Carter, an android from Weyland Yutani.

**Matthew**

OOC: Just realised I missed 400 pages of this.

**War Kitten**

So what's going on here. I was told that I was sent to assist
*pulls out data-slate*
Someone called Benny?

**Buttery Commissar**

[Waves from kitchen] That's me, most of the time.
Though my other half has been awfully quiet lately. Maybe he's busy.

**Co'tor Shas**

*wanders over to investigate newcomer*

**War Kitten**

*grips Lasgun a little more tightly at Co'tor's approach*
So yeah, I was told to basically listen to you and follow your orders like they came from the Emperor himself. What do you need me to do
*backs away from Co'tor slightly*

**Co'tor Shas**

*tilts head at WK's (milo's?) strange behavior*
*smiles in a friendly manner*

**War Kitten**

OOC: I'm making an effort to have all my characters here have names. This Guardsman is Milo (as a nod to my favorite 40k book series). The Marine is Veck. The Cadian is named Tavi (another nod to a different book series)

*looks a bit disturbed by Co'tor*
So what are your orders sir? *to BC*

**Verviedi**

*Jetpacks over to Milo*

I've never seen this one before. A Guardsman? This should be fun with nothing to puppet.

...My name is Shovah. Just ignore that guy.

**Co'tor Shas**

OOC: just making sure

I just used my name as my characters shortened/everyday name, and this one doesn't actually have a name (at least that anyone, including here or me yet knows).

**War Kitten**

*backs away slowly from Verviedi*
Tell whatever it is in there to stay out of my head. He wouldn't like what he finds.

**Buttery Commissar**

Oh, uhm, could you hand out the tea, then?

We're sort of at a combat lull at the moment, but we do have a good training barracks. And an excellent cafe- cafeteria. [Stands and stares into space holding tea tray] [One pupil completely blown]

**Co'tor Shas**

*a small robot (still wrong feeling somehow, but more comfortable to look at), visually avian in design, who appears to be made out of a hot plate, lands on shoulder*
*the robot tweets happily*

**Verviedi**

Oh, relax. You aren't wearing powered armor or have augmetics. I can't puppet you for now.

...please help.

**War Kitten**

*walks around to Verviedi's back and installs anti-virus software on his batttlesuit*
That's the best I can do.

**Verviedi**

Thanks a bunch for removing that Trojan I installed with all that Shadowsun/Farsight stuff! I was wondering when I'd get around to it.

...I think you've just made him even worse. I think this is the kind of virus to be lured out with a bottle of vodka and a nice dinner.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Snaps back to consciousness] Canteen. [Looks at tray]
I think I need to sit down. [Very slowly collapses backward]

**War Kitten**

*runs up to BC and pulls out the Imperial Guard Battlefield Aid for Dummies book*
*begins reading*
Step One: Determine if Pulse is present
*checks* It is
Step Two: Determine if patient is a senior officer or vital personnel, if so, proceed to Step 3, if not, administer the Emperor's Mercy

*looks at BC*
Umm....

**Co'tor Shas**

*walks over and looks at BC, a worried look on face*
*bends down and runs fingers over his face, as if looking for something*

**Buttery Commissar**

...I'm fine. [Opens eyes] Woah there. [Watches Co'tor quietly]

I just had a large section of my brain rearranged, it's possibly not the smartest ... Idea to be running around making breakfast. Dinner. Lunch?

Floor is good. [Stays still] Floor understands.

**Co'tor Shas**

*puts BC's head on lap and smiles soothingly*

**War Kitten**

*props BC up against a wall and gives him a water canteen*
You just sit there for a bit sir. It'll be fine.

**Verviedi**

*Continues petting BC*

Don't blame me, the AI is making me do it.

Way to call me out.

...Wait. Does this mean AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

**War Kitten**

*presses the unsee button on Verviedi's suit*
Whatever's in that suit of yours is vicious huh?

**ZergSmasher**

*To Verv*

"Why are you holding that poor Tau prisoner in his battlesuit still? Don't you think he's had a rough enough day already?"

*Looks at Co'tor*

"What manner of construct are you? Terran? Xel'naga?"

**Buttery Commissar**

[Freezes from being patted by the giant suit again] Trooper, why were you aiding a Tau and then not stopping it from doing this? [Looks around in slight panic] Oh god, it's a hallucination, isn't it? I've cracked.

**Selym**

OOC:

War Kitten wrote:
OOC: I'm making an effort to have all my characters here have names. This Guardsman is Milo (as a nod to my favorite 40k book series). The Marine is Veck. The Cadian is named Tavi (another nod to a different book series)

Put the character name in your signature, so we can't forget it

**2BlackJack1**

I'm sure you're fine, commisar. Slightly hysterical, but I would imagine that to be normal after undergoing tramatic surgery like you have.

**Selym**

OOC: I need a new character, I've done Boreale to death. Any suggestions?