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2015/11/14 20:56:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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"Specimens?" Do we need to strafe the area with rocket fire?
*is now in the co-pilot's seat*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/14 21:01:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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OOC: Yet again I have changed my profile picture to post one thing....
BIC: Good afternoon fellow Astart-... Where are my brothers?
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/11/14 21:01:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Well, then we might kill any survivors of the ship, which would negate the entire expedition.
[Mumbles] Plus it might not kill them...
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/11/14 21:03:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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... I'm not sure what I signed up for, but I'm beginning to feel like fodder.
...Why am I on the floor?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/14 21:04:25
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2015/11/14 21:04:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*Tactical Spam walks into an empty room as we're all in the Valkyrie*
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but if those "creatures" have gotten loose then there will be no survivors. Better safe than sorry.
30 SECONDS TO DROP!
STAND UP!
HOOK UP!
*starts handing out parachutes*
The Valkyrie will come back when the area is clear
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/14 21:04:56
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/14 21:09:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Through the pilot's headset* You know, I could kill you all right now.
Shut up, please. You're really not helping any of us. Could you just, you know, shut the feth up until we get back?
*Battlesuit suddenly appears outside the window*
Don't you have things to do?!
*Jumps out of the Valkyrie at the signal, unconciously angling self as if still in my battlesuit*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/14 21:10:20
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/14 21:09:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Attempts to sit up and fit a parachute, only succeeds in accidentally waxing arm hair with duct tape] [Swearing and stuck]
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2015/11/14 21:17:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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I insist, we cannot risk killing these men! They are good people, who I have served alongside for 20 years, if not longer! They come from the UNSC, Wey-Yu and hold vital information. We cannot kill them out of hand!
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/11/14 21:35:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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What in the... Holy Emperor, why am I in a drop ship?
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/11/14 21:36:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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How the feth did you get in here? *to TS*
*puts parachute on BC, secures it and shoves him out the back hatch*
GO!
*throws a parachute at TS and 2bj1*
FOR THE EMPEROR!
*jumps out of the Valkyrie*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/14 21:46:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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*looks at parachute* This is for the weak
*Jumps out of Valkrye without it*
OOC: your gunship is now constructed from 100% rye bread
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/11/14 22:33:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*TS sails past me and hits the ground head first*
Idiot....
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/14 23:59:28
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*jumps out of valk with a grav-chute she found*
*appears to be enjoying the falling*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/11/15 00:16:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*jumps after everyone else, and draws lasgun out upon landing*
I'm trying to see if I can link up to any comm channel, bUT they're mostly just static.
*pauses*
Wait, I think I've found something.
*steps into an open chunk of the ship*
This looms like a lounge area... or what used to be one. Hmm, is that saliva?
*xenomorph bursts out of smoking vent and tackles him*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/11/15 00:18:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Takes aim at the Xenomorph with an "appropriated" lasgun, and shoots it through the head*
Am I operating this weapon correctly?!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/15 00:22:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*from underneath the still fighting xenomorph*
I'm not sure, but it did something! I'd recommend shooting it again!
*attempts to push the xenomorph away from his throat, with little success*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/11/15 00:23:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*shoots the xenomorph off 2bj1*
*gets on the vox and calls for reinforcements*
*several drop sentinels deep strike beside us*
PURGE THE ALIEN!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/15 00:28:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*gets up, but has xenomorph blood melting through his 'skin' revealing the actual android biology beneath*
My thanks, you two. Like I said, we had specimens on board, and this confirms that they are now free. I shudder to think about the damage they could do if they were free. Hopefully the non xenomorph specimens are not free, or have been killed off fighting the xenomorphs. They tend to not like each other.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/11/15 00:28:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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That's racist.
*Continues shooting the Xenomorph's corpse*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/15 00:52:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*Pokes at xenomorph corpse with interest*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/11/15 00:54:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*a bestial, purely primal, roar is heard in the distance*
I think they know we're here.
*tightens grip on lasgun*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/11/15 00:57:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*robotic avian flies off shoulder and heads off in ship*
*quickly follows after*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/11/15 01:12:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*drop sentinels instantly activate their heavy flamers readying them for combat*
HERE THEY COME! GET READY!
*horde of xenomorphs and a Queen race toward our position*
FIRE FETH FIRE!
*Drop Sentinels and I begin to fire*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/15 01:15:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*oh dear!
*aims lasgun and sprays it towards the xenomorphs, not realizing it was set to full charge*
I think I'm helping? Their efficiency at charging seems less.
*battery dies in lasgun*
Feth I didn't know it was low...
*switches to bolt pistol*
I'd rather not have to use that claymore...
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/11/15 01:27:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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-hits the ground- That was a long fall
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/11/15 02:23:01
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*returns carrying most of a space-suited human in her arms*
*both of the humans legs have appears to be violently chopped off, and the suit is heavily flame-scarred (although it doesn't appear to have penetrated through), but the makeshift bandages, and slight shuddering, shows that this person isn't quite dead*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/15 02:24:39
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/11/15 02:27:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*takes the human from Co'tor*
I'm a doctor, let me handle this
*begins patching up the survivor as bio-acid sprays above his head*
COVER ME!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/15 02:57:18
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/15 02:47:58
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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OOC: wrong blue-ish robot 
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/11/15 02:57:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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OOC: Woops, stopped paying attention for a minute there. I'll go edit the post
BIC: *finishes patching up the survivor and calls in an airstrike*
*Valkyrie strafes the area with rocket and multi-laser fire killing all the xenomorphs except for the Queen*
*Valkyrie lands and I load the survivor in*
COME ON! WE NEED TO EVAC OUT OF HERE!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/15 03:02:41
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*is attempting to call robotic avian back, but it appears to be having fun teasing her just out of reach*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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