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*Attempting to untangle self*

This is not what it looks like!

Like Eldar, do we?

Oh, you fething metal piece of gak! I'm so very glad that you weren't around when I trained with that puppet, Shadowsun!

*hurls Verviedi away mentally*
I'm not into Tau. Sorry

I fething know! I were hitting on you I wo-

*Servo-skull fills Farsight's mouth with fire extinguisher foam*

MURRAY: Meow!!! (Whoa! Let's stop the fight while I sing another song)

*cats sing Never gonna give you up*

MARLA: I'm gonna dance to this! *dances*

[Runs out of liquor]

... [Wanders over to spinning fridge and stops it with a stick] [Fishes out a six pack]

*Is aggresively frying a mixture of various meats together on the stove*

...I wouldn't, if I were you. I took three shots and lost my entire night.

*hits BC on the head and drags him into the Butter Tank*

[Keeps grip on beer] ...If you wanted my atten.. Attensh.. If you wanted me to notish you, you jush had to wave, y'know?
[Swigs]

[Watches floor slide past]

*drags BC into his bedroom and hands him off to the daemonette*
Keep an eye on him, he's had too much to drink
*she nods and tucks BC into bed with a cup of tea*

...I have a bionic liver. I'm already sobering up.

[Pours scotch into mug]

I see that as a challenge.

*levitates BC upside down and takes all his alcohol from him*
Stupid Human I'm trying to help you
*straps him down to the bed*
DEAL WITH HIM!

*cats hide*

MARLA: War Kitten! Why did you do that to BC?

*looks at Badrukk*
I have no reason to explain myself to you mon'keigh, the ways of the Eldar are our own.
*shakes her head and walks over to the couch*

All right, War Kitten. fair enough

*combadge beeps and Badrukk's voice speaks*

BADRUKK [through combadge]: Marla, your phaser's ready. I've attached some extra dakka. I'll be at the Room soon. How are things going at the Avatar room?

MARLA: *taps combadge* Well, Murray found 100 other cats, and they're hiding now because BC and War Kitten got in a fight.

BADRUKK: [through combadge]: I'll be there with my Flash Gitz as soon as I can.

MARLA: Okay.

Orks are coming?
*eyes glow brightly with power and nearby objects begin to shake violently*
*unsheathes Witch Blade*

...?! [Pulls on restraints] [Looks around in frustration] You can't just rev the engine and then walk off!

[Nudges hat and sucks on tube that drops down] ...What, I can have beer hats too.

MARLA: Badrukk's coming, you don't need to get angry, War Kitten. I'm sure that he's bringing his Gitz as a precaution.

*Everything in the room begins to shake violently, including the Butter Tank*
*Eyes are now super bright with power*

MARLA: It's nothing to worry about, War Kitten.

*psychic energy begins to swirl around me and various objects begin to levitate*

 War Kitten wrote:
*psychic energy begins to swirl around me and various objects begin to levitate*

Spoiler:

If you hadn't noticed this character has an issue with orks

MARLA: So you have an issue with orks? I'll tell Badrukk to be careful.

*Anyone looking at the Buttery Tank can clearly see that its been fortified, with a dozen or so Grenadiers and Watchmaster occupying trenches and manning heavy bolter positions on the tank*

*Returns from kitchen with a platter full of dishes made out of a variety of meats mixed with cheese, stuffed into a large bread roll*

*Carefully places one on BC's nightstand, without noticing the restraints*

Hmmm... You said something about an engine?

*Servo-skull floats over BC's face*

*takes visible effort to calm down*
*walks up behind Bob and taps him on the shoulder*
So what's going on here?

''This trooper was told to fortify his section position, the tank was a suitable ground to build said fortification, the Watchmaster is thinking about adding an Earthshaker position, too''

That could be useful, have you considered a minefield as well?
*begins discussing the finer points of fortification with Bob*

... [Continues sucking beer from hat system] [Notices servoskull] [Aims and spits beer at it]

Amma whale! [Giggles]

*takes BC's beer hat system away*
You're hopeless

[Sucks furiously and spouts beer at WK]

[Looks remorseful] I coulda drank that.

*growls in disgust at BC and leaves the room*


OOC: Changing again, the Farseer will return eventually though, as she's great fun to play as. But what will I switch to next?