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*Servo-skull flees in panic*

You alright there?

*Begins undoing a restraint to allow BC to get his food*

Well, I'm far too sober. [Looks at food] Ooh? What's in that?

[Wiggles arm free]

*walks into the room*
Greetings Citizens! Have you accepted the word of our lord and savior the Emperor of Mankind?
*cocks bolter*

It's a dish from the ancient Muri'kan Empire of pre-Mont'au Tau history! It combines meat, bread, sauces, cheese, and spice, all baked into the bread itself!

*Smiles encouragingly*

Oh, hello, Gue'ron'sha! What Chapter are you of?

I am from the Death Guard Legion, here to spread the word of the Great Crusade to the unenlightened masses! There was some minor warp trouble on the way here, but nothing too serious. Tell me short, blue, human, what planet is this?

*ushers several Kroot away from the space marine*

Er, hello there. Nice, erm, bolter you have there.

*looks confused at 2bj1*
Why are you backing away? I have no quarrel with you unless you're a xenos.
*moment of realization*
XENOS!
*raises bolter*

*Grabs the bolter and places a flower into the barrel*

How about we sit down and talk about your current situation?

*Pulls up a chair for the Marine*

*moves away from the bolter and slightly loosens a blade from its scabbard*

Easy, gue'la. I'm not doing any harm.

[Mumbles] Not to you anyway, but some of your kinds' geneseed did taste good...

*aims bolter squarely at 2bj1's head*
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't shoot you right now. You and all other xenos are the obstacles to mankind's ascendency in this galaxy. So I'll say again. Why shouldn't I just blow your head off?

Because you've fethed up severely. You are from the 31st Milennium Timestate, correct?

*looks confused*
This is the 31st millennium right? When I left it was, the Great Crusade is still ongoing right?
*looks at BC*

Our current timestate is... 422.M41. This is the 41st millenium. I am afraid that I must give you horrible news.

Do you love your Emperor, Death Guard?

YOU'RE LYING!
*puts the Bolter's barrel to Verviedi's head*
TELL ME THE TRUTH YOU WRETCH OR I WILL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB LIKE A SMALL BOY TORMENTING FLIES!
*shaking slightly*

Erm, because I can be bought off to not want to take over the galaxy? I'm not really interested in domination. Maybe a handful of worlds where we can raise our kin, and then fight off enemies to gain my DNA. You guys can take the galaxy, I don't want it. Besides, we can be persuaded to work for a cheaper price, given enough reasoning.

Horus has betrayed the Emperor. The Imperium is in flames.

I am sorry.

OOC: We should make an "Our Legions on Terra" thread to operate like this one, but more serious and more Horus Heresy

OOC: I was inspired to make a 30k character by the new BAC box set that they released. I'm hoping to pick it up at some point in the next few months. My LGS has several copies on hand so I'm hoping one will still be around

[Sits up still partially restrained, and chews food] ...This ish hamazing.
[Notices WK] Sanwish police! [Holds up arms in surrender] [Occasionally lowers one to keep eating]

BIC:
*is now shaking badly*
YOU'RE LYING......You must be lying. Horus wouldn't do that, he was the greatest of the Emperor's sons.
He wouldn't....
He couldn't have......
No. No. No. NO!
*begins quaking with rage*

OOC: How would a Tau know about the Heresy? I'm just curious.

[Quietly finishes food and unstraps rest of body]

[Wanders over and pats WK unsteadily] There there, everyone ish dishappointing to their parentsh. I mean I'd be dishappointing mine right now if they hadn't been murdered by Necrons.

[Holds up remains of sandwich in an attempt to be comforting]

OOC: Where would Our Legions on Terra even go into? Forum games?

OOC: I'd assume so at least

BIC:
WHERE IS THAT TRAITOR? I WILL RIP HIM APART IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!
*begins looking for something to hurt*

[Lowers sandwich] Horush died. Most of the primarcsh, too.

Those that aren't dead, you really don't wantsh to meet up with. [Shakes head]

[Looks around for hat] ... That wysh took m'hat.

OOC: It is finished. I made the thread in forum games

Who is this "traitor"? Is he one of those melon-fethers who plays Hardcore mode just to teamkill people?

I am dishonored. I was not there to stop this horror
*looks contemplative*
I need to redeem myself. I will defend this room to my very last breath, none can shift the Death Guard

What about this?

*blows up WK with C4*

*completely unfazed by C4, armor is dented in a few places*
*cocks his head at SYL*
Really? That's the best you got?
*picks up SYL and slams him into a wall*

*Is unhurt*

*into coms* Look out, there is an enemy tank, it's a big fether over!