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2009/01/01 07:33:02
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre
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Orkeosaurus wrote:
I like it.
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 Desubot wrote:Why isnt Slut Wars: The Sexpocalypse a real game dammit.
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2009/01/01 14:58:22
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hooded Inquisitorial Interrogator
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KiMonarrez wrote:
References the Dawn of War intro.
actually they did go up partly in that the orks were hidding behind the hill they almost had no choice but its still hysterical
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 i want to play and ride with you on your predator. i want to be friends with you
 too bad alien scum
arrrghhhhhhhhh *cuts off head of space marine*
dat was fun friend....friend??? friend!!!!
humph your not my friend any more *walks off to the predator* now for some fun!
i play as  and  needs the new sm army codex!!!!! |
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2009/01/02 04:33:22
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of
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Haha I posted that on probably a dozen other threads here so I'm surprised it's not here. Where'd you find it? I'm sure that since it was on SA first it probably traveled through 4chan before reaching the rest of the 'net.
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2009/01/02 06:17:05
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
Ontario
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I think I got it from you originally, or at least of the dakka forums. So I just googled it to get the link.
Then of course there is always this.
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DCDA:90-S++G+++MB++I+Pw40k98-D+++A+++/areWD007R++T(S)DM+ |
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2009/01/03 07:01:24
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Poxed Plague Monk
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"So the Tech Priest Walks into the Ancient, Primitive Lizardmen Bar"....
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2009/01/03 08:46:16
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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2009/01/03 10:53:11
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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kyoto, those are some cool posters ya made there 
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2009/01/03 11:21:04
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lead-Footed Trukkboy Driver
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@Kyoto- "Would you like to know more?"
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"Get on the Ready Line!"
Orkeosaurus wrote:Yeah, but when he get's out he'll still be in Russia, so joke's on him.
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2009/01/03 16:37:53
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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Apone wrote:@Kyoto- "Would you like to know more?"
Always.
While I'm in this creative mood and applying my MAD POWERPOINT SKILLZ any requests?
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2009/01/03 16:39:44
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lead-Footed Trukkboy Driver
Brighton, Uk
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A "KNOW YOUR XENOS!" poster. With pictures of the different races looking all scary with warning signs underneath. Maybe.
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"Get on the Ready Line!"
Orkeosaurus wrote:Yeah, but when he get's out he'll still be in Russia, so joke's on him.
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2009/01/03 17:55:34
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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I love how the Arbite is clearly a woman, but the poster doesn't seem to care.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/01/03 18:03:48
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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Apone wrote:A "KNOW YOUR XENOS!" poster. With pictures of the different races looking all scary with warning signs underneath. Maybe.
Something like this then...     And two more...   I'll let them fight it out.
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2009/01/03 19:05:44
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Regular Dakkanaut
vancouver bc
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Samurai Eldar, Coming to a Croneworld Near You.
Wet Coast GT 2015 Best Overall
TSHFT 3rd Place, Best Eldar
Guardian Cup 8.5 Best General
Attack-X Best Overall
WGWB Best Overall
Tanksgiving Best Overall, Best Painted
22-2 for 2015 |
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2009/01/03 21:51:13
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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2009/01/03 21:52:19
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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PROMOTIONS!
-=Edit=- Inappropriate content removed. This is a family board, please keep the overtly sexual stuff off of here. Thank you. - Iorek
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/04 02:11:36
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2009/01/04 02:17:34
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dakka Veteran
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Hey! Are you saying that Veggies are Chaos spawn? Then Brussel Sprouts are Greater Daemons! I knew it!!
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I think I'm going to start a charity for the terminally stupid. You can be our spokes person. -- H.B.M.C.
"I remember my dream now, why I dug the holes."
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2009/01/04 02:53:16
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of
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KK could you do reverse-Know Your Foe! posters? Similar to the "___ is your friend" posters but instead of the intended audience being the same race it's for all races to show everyone what an awesome, caring place full of cool dudes 40k is. 
BTW, for all you new guys, check out Grim Dorkness. It's p much the best 40k comic. Still trying to find the .rar archive of the earlier comics though.
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2009, Year of the Dog
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2009/01/04 02:54:06
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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2009/01/04 03:40:40
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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stonefox wrote:KK could you do reverse-Know Your Foe! posters? Similar to the "___ is your friend" posters but instead of the intended audience being the same race it's for all races to show everyone what an awesome, caring place full of cool dudes 40k is.
Not quite sure what you mean? Like a poster to teach Ultramarines about Blood Angels?
Or do you mean an Eldar propaganda poster to teach Elfs about humans?
Ah heck I'll just do both.
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2009/01/04 03:58:29
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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I bet that Tao skull warrior is a beast in CQC.
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2009/01/04 04:09:53
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Otiose in a Niche
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aunshova wrote:I bet that Tao skull warrior is a beast in CQC.
Y'know I bet he just found a pile of skulls some Khorne guys left behind and had his buddy take his picture on top of them.
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2009/01/04 06:34:16
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of
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Kid_Kyoto wrote:stonefox wrote:KK could you do reverse-Know Your Foe! posters? Similar to the "___ is your friend" posters but instead of the intended audience being the same race it's for all races to show everyone what an awesome, caring place full of cool dudes 40k is.
Not quite sure what you mean? Like a poster to teach Ultramarines about Blood Angels?
Or do you mean an Eldar propaganda poster to teach Elfs about humans?
Ah heck I'll just do both.
Well you could make it propaganda poster style, but designed for everyone and teaches the reader that despite their differences, they're all good people/aliens/things. That you should not be afraid and should be friends with them. You could list traits that would make the reader want to befriend them. There could be happy faces, stars, and rainbows instead of purity seals and scary skulls.
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2009/01/04 06:38:54
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/04 07:07:25
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/01/04 06:50:39
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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Those are great!
Kick em in da nutz!!!
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2009/01/04 11:20:53
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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The Ork posters are awesome!
stonefox wrote:
Well you could make it propaganda poster style, but designed for everyone and teaches the reader that despite their differences, they're all good people/aliens/things. That you should not be afraid and should be friends with them. You could list traits that would make the reader want to befriend them. There could be happy faces, stars, and rainbows instead of purity seals and scary skulls.
Sort of an 'it's a small world' vibe? Yeah that could work.
Anyway one more...
Funnier if you know your RT art.
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2009/01/04 23:13:34
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Are they a Legionare of the Damned and a Techpriest?
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/01/05 02:51:57
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
Ontario
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I thought the Fire Hawks were loyalist?
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2009/01/05 05:27:12
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Nigel Stillman
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Ahahahaha those Ork posters are pure gold!
Orkeosaurus if you made those, you rule. 
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2009/01/05 09:29:52
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Orkeosaurus, those are brilliant. Everyone knows the Tau don't have nuts though.
It's also funny that I happen to have a grenade exactly like that.
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It's better to simply be an idiot, as no one can call you on it here. -H.B.M.C.
Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
"This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
"That is THEIR stuff." "THEY'RE crappy converters."
"I put it over THERE." "I'll go to the store THEN."
"He knows better THAN that." "This is NEW." "Most players KNEW that." |
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2009/01/05 09:39:38
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Sorry I might just be dense but what is the history of the vindicare assasin in love with the farseer? It is brought up in so many of these jokes that I would like to hear its origins.
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