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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker




Canfield, OH

Arctik_Firangi wrote:Always relevant:



To quote Metallica - "Sad but, true"


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Orkeosaurus wrote:


Not going to lie...I pee'd some....great

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Southampton, UK

Another obscure one, but so true



They totally deny any similarity what so ever!

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Reedsburg, WI

Anarchyman99 wrote:


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Biloxi, MS USA

crazypsyko666 wrote:I think this thing should hit eighty as a civic disservice before we crash it into the gates of logic. If I were optimistic I'd ask for getting to 100, making this the biggest thread EVER.


Actually, that honor belongs to Gonads' Fail Thread in the DCM boards, it's already past 150+ pages, almost exclusively from a single poster.

But you can't see it unless you're a DCM.

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Worcester, UK

Platuan4th wrote:
Actually, that honor belongs to Gonads' Fail Thread in the DCM boards, it's already past 150+ pages, almost exclusively from a single poster.

But you can't see it unless you're a DCM.

244 pages [/childish mode off]





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Love the response to that one wyomingfox

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Biloxi, MS USA

hellsguardian316 wrote:
Platuan4th wrote:
Actually, that honor belongs to Gonads' Fail Thread in the DCM boards, it's already past 150+ pages, almost exclusively from a single poster.

But you can't see it unless you're a DCM.

244 pages [/childish mode off]




Nice. I haven't had the money yet to renew my DCM status(don't tell Yak or Lego, but if you lose DCM, you also lose your title altogether until you select a new track yourself).

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Just remember folks. Panic. Panic all the time. It's the only way to survive, other than just being mindful, of course-but geez, that's so friggin' boring. - Aegis Grimm
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Worcester, UK

We also get a hot girl each (or guy if your a female) as part of the subscription fee as well as a life time subscription to "What Sofa" Magazine, but keep it quiet. I'm not suppose to tell any... ...

... oh bugger! *runs out the thread chased by other DCM's wielding pitchforks and torches*

 
   
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Thames Valley, UK

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Scottywan82 wrote:Actually, for Warhammer related comics, nothing beats the fine words printed on the Black Mantle:




HAY THEY STOLE WHAT I SAID!! I YELLED THAT FIRST!

No but, I was pretty close to saying that.


Yh blizzarrd arent ripping the tyranids off for starcraft at all, even though they recruited andy chambers....and then riiped off the nids

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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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Plantersville, Texas


It must take someone with real tactical geni...
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
   
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine





Vancouver

EPIC


95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hellsguardian316 wrote:We also get a hot girl each (or guy if your a female) as part of the subscription fee as well as a life time subscription to "What Sofa" Magazine, but keep it quiet. I'm not suppose to tell any... ...

... oh bugger! *runs out the thread chased by other DCM's wielding pitchforks and torches*


What?!?! Surely you mean hot girl, guy, or small fury creature from Alpha Centauri as personal preference dictates! I demand furry creature equality!
   
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solkan wrote:
hellsguardian316 wrote:We also get a hot girl each (or guy if your a female) as part of the subscription fee as well as a life time subscription to "What Sofa" Magazine, but keep it quiet. I'm not suppose to tell any... ...

... oh bugger! *runs out the thread chased by other DCM's wielding pitchforks and torches*


What?!?! Surely you mean hot girl, guy, or small fury creature from Alpha Centauri as personal preference dictates! I demand furry creature equality!
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Hahahahahahahahaha!

   
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What has been seen cannot be un-seen....
   
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Almost at 80 pages this is madness.....

 
   
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Madness? This is... DAKKA!

   
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Page 80 get!

EDIT: Blast it all...

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Out flanking those marines with a lawn mower must have taken some tactical genius.....CREEEEEEED(lol sorry just had to shout it)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I just bought the Tau Codex from my FLGS. When i returned, there was an Imperial Guard Codex in my bag along with a single metal model. Confused, thinking someone had switched their bag with mine, i looked down at the mini and it winked at me...



CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!

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Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

ROFL
LOL
*giggle*
*grin*
*smirk*
*smile*

In that order.

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After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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The Fallen Realm of Umbar

What day do Space Wolves hate the most?
neutering day

Just had to sorry Wolf fans

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Worcester, UK

Gwar! wrote:
You asked for it:

She looks cute, do you have her phone number?

 
   
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime







hellsguardian316 wrote:She looks cute, do you have her phone number?
I'll break it to you easy:
That ain't no She.

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Worcester, UK

damn

 
   
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How do you add images? got sum funny ones

95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got and -blood ravens and from aobr and tryin to get my army too grow..

" May your dices always roll sixes, and for goods sake, field fearless warriors!!
   
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Killakanwh wrote:How do you add images? got sum funny ones
Upload to Imageshack and use the [IMG] Tags

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Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail.
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Focused Fire Warrior





Southampton, UK

Some TSOALR comics pin pionting plot holes in gaming









This must be what happend with O'Shova!






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Nice, the guardsman n the cm with pp rocked!

95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got and -blood ravens and from aobr and tryin to get my army too grow..

" May your dices always roll sixes, and for goods sake, field fearless warriors!!
   
 
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