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2009/09/08 14:42:58
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Creed looking all 'Tactical Genius hurr hurr just as planned' as a Imperator Titan slips out of a Space Wolf's emptied bolter shell about to ruin the Space Wolves' day.
Creed leans back and laughs, his face twisted in a visage of supreme arrogance. He looks back at the 'field, a look of almost perverse pleasure on his face slowly degrades into a look of abject horror.
The Titan is gone.
And standing next to where it was stands a single Space Wolf.
"LUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!"
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail. 
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
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2009/09/08 15:13:22
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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Gwar! wrote:
And standing next to where it was stands a single Space Wolf.
"LUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!"
A new page, an new meme, a new beginning.
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2009/09/08 15:56:23
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Found this one, if it is too controversial just pm me and I will remove.
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2009's 1500 IG - 11/5/5 (W/L/D) |
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2009/09/08 16:06:31
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Focused Fire Warrior
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How long is it until this thread achieves sentience?? 
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I Play 
I am thinking of starting  Freebooterz
Currently working on  Rainbow Warriors Epic Scale check it out here! |
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2009/09/08 16:24:20
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
Princedom of Buenos Aires
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Two or three pages more.
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2009/09/08 17:16:55
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Wing Commander
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Someone just ate my bagel.
LUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
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"In the Grim Darkness of the far future; there is only countless Requisition Forms, filled in Triplicate."
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2009/09/08 17:40:18
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Plastictrees
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Sanchez01 wrote:Found this one, if it is too controversial just pm me and I will remove.
epic win
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2009/09/08 17:47:28
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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When will see the first LOLcats rider photoshops? I suggest the tagline- 'He does catnip'.
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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2009/09/08 17:49:37
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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but you know, "I DO COCAINE!!!" is so much better
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2009's 1500 IG - 11/5/5 (W/L/D) |
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2009/09/08 17:52:47
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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AGREED Automatically Appended Next Post: Flachzange wrote:Sanchez01 wrote:Found this one, if it is too controversial just pm me and I will remove.
epic win
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Where did my one button go?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/09/08 17:53:40
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/09/08 22:22:20
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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When in doubt repost
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2009/09/08 23:06:17
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Wait, does Top Gear=Tactical Genius? Then what does that make the stig?
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6000 points IG, Leviathins 8th company, (store regiment) 60% painted 
4500 points Empire 80-90% painted!
2500 Ogres 2% painted
WIP Biker Battle Company 95% painted
2500 Points Isstavan Drop site massacre Iron Hands (still waiting for dat codex) 
I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out.  go me!
The Gutterballers, a relatively successfull BloodBowl team
Oh, and Howard's Faildar 
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2009/09/08 23:09:50
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Devastating Dark Reaper
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sniperjolly wrote:Wait, does Top Gear=Tactical Genius? Then what does that make the stig?
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2009/09/09 00:05:31
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Focused Fire Warrior
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The Battle Report Master wrote:
i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
awesomeness is... wrote:
bonbaonbardlements...
Noticed this sig. LOL. I gotta go to that website again for a good laugh.
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The Rights of the Individual Will Be Protected So Long As They Do Not Conflict With the Beliefs Of The State - Inscription on Latverian Courthouse
 N'drasi Tau Commander Dark Shroud - Farsight Sympathizer |
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2009/09/09 06:20:25
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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Orkestra wrote:It also killed my Dakka. I'm seeing random black bars, and it gives up after about three quarters of the post.
LUKAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
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2009/09/09 06:24:09
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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MY MIND BEARS A GREAT PAIN
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/09/09 07:04:52
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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I have lived long enough, for I die unconquered. |
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2009/09/09 07:13:02
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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2009/09/09 08:51:38
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Slippery Scout Biker
Sweden
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More fun/great pictures and less text thank you.
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"Stikk Bomma: The boyz carry powerful stikkbombs, grenades of Ork manufacture. They are gifted with the knowledge of which part of the grenade is thrown once the pin is removed!" |
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2009/09/09 10:41:30
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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You son of a whore.
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2009/09/09 10:43:34
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Focused Fire Warrior
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I got part way through then...
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I Play
I am thinking of starting Freebooterz
Currently working on Rainbow Warriors Epic Scale check it out here! |
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2009/09/09 10:45:24
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lead-Footed Trukkboy Driver
Brighton, Uk
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Reported. Please stop doing it.
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"Get on the Ready Line!"
Orkeosaurus wrote:Yeah, but when he get's out he'll still be in Russia, so joke's on him.
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2009/09/09 10:51:05
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Skink Chief with Poisoned Javelins
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Time to report this heretic to the Modquisition...
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One means the Mechanicum truly loses their gak, and the other means the Eldar realize that Vaul is really a toaster and experience religion fail.
Techmarine Mario and Brother Adept Luigi to the rescue !
I think it is a small fraction of Jesus worshiping Christians who have psychic powers.
Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie
<-- Second in Command of the Turtle Pie Guard --> |
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2009/09/09 11:26:14
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Terrifying Treeman
The Fallen Realm of Umbar
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Your Punishment Evil Sir
It is so heretical the stamp ain't work.
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DT:90-S++G++M++B+IPw40k07+D+A+++/cWD-R+T(T)DM+
Horst wrote:This is how trolling happens. A few cheeky posts are made. Then they get more insulting. Eventually, we revert to our primal animal state, hurling feces at each other while shreeking with glee.
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2009/09/09 11:30:13
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Focused Fire Warrior
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I Play
I am thinking of starting Freebooterz
Currently working on Rainbow Warriors Epic Scale check it out here! |
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2009/09/09 11:37:30
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
'Waves hand' This isn't the user you are looking for.
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Obsidian wrote:Any one for a game of spot the heretic in the tactical squad?
I think its this one look hes hogging all the special weapons for himself
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A firm believer in yin and yang.
My eternal thanks to lennysmash for helping me with pics in my blog.
stephen fry wrote: Stephen 'My Bottom is a treasure house' Fry
W/L/D
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2009/09/09 11:41:02
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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The one with the filename "heretic-1.gif"
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2009/09/09 11:52:11
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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 This one. He is not the sergeant but has a Flag. That's extra Heretical!
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail.
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
Download The Unofficial FAQs by Gwar! here! (Dark Eldar Draft FAQ v1.0 released 04/Nov/2010! Download it before the Pandas eat it all!) |
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2009/09/09 11:54:35
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Focused Fire Warrior
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The Dreadnote wrote:The one with the filename "heretic-1.gif"
You got it 
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you could have said the one with the tentacles instead of arms!
waaagh!orksrocks wrote:I think its this one look hes hogging all the special weapons for himself
Damn Sergeants get all the best kit... except for helmets
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I Play
I am thinking of starting Freebooterz
Currently working on Rainbow Warriors Epic Scale check it out here! |
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2009/09/09 11:56:08
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Oh, is that what they are? I couldn't tell.
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and 
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