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2008/02/28 14:22:20
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Iorek on Zombie Dong wrote:I know you'll all keep thinking about it. Admit it. Some of you may even make it your avatar
Yup. |
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2008/02/28 15:21:41
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Regular Dakkanaut
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its ALWAYS time for beer hahaha
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SM- Lets roll to see who goes first
Nob- Urgh...ok, I got a 6
SM- Oops, looks like I got an 8, so I go first
Nob- You got a 8 on a 6 sided die?
SM- Um, yep.
Nob- Space marines.....
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2008/02/28 16:07:40
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Drive me closer loma  i got tears from laughing so hard what Guardsman whats to get close to the bad guys lol
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The hardiest steel is forged in battle and cooled with blood of your foes.
vet. from 88th Grenadiers
 
1K Sons 7-5-4
110th PDF so many battle now sitting on a shelf
88th Grenadiers PAF(planet Assault Force)
waiting on me to get back  
New army:
Orks and goblins
 Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. |
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2008/02/28 16:16:25
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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There's only one kind. The kind with a big F'n tank.
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Iorek on Zombie Dong wrote:I know you'll all keep thinking about it. Admit it. Some of you may even make it your avatar
Yup. |
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2008/02/28 17:09:00
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Longtime Dakkanaut
NoVA
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This is the best thread in ages.
Thanks!
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2008/02/28 17:22:21
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Awesome Autarch
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this is the funniest thread i have read in ages! That one with the eversor jumping through the wall like kool aid is flipping hilarious!
The poster with the disguised Orcs are from my friend's army, those guys are great!
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2008/02/28 17:45:39
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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your right AlexCage i guess he uses that tank to help him move his brass b@lls to the front lol
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The hardiest steel is forged in battle and cooled with blood of your foes.
vet. from 88th Grenadiers
1K Sons 7-5-4
110th PDF so many battle now sitting on a shelf
88th Grenadiers PAF(planet Assault Force)
waiting on me to get back
New army:
Orks and goblins
Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. |
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2008/02/28 18:14:39
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Spawn of Chaos
America's Dairyland
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Always one of my favorites...
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2008/02/28 18:43:25
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Infiltrating Oniwaban
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Ork Technology and "1000 Marines, 1 Toilet" are the win so far.
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Infinity: Way, way better than 40K and more affordable to boot!
"If you gather 250 consecutive issues of White Dwarf, and burn them atop a pyre of Citadel spray guns, legend has it Gwar will appear and answer a single rules-related question. " -Ouze |
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2008/02/28 18:59:00
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Regular Dakkanaut
The Dirty Dirty Boulevard, Hollywood
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Best thread ever? Could be. Sure beats the hell out of those 15 page rumor threads that turn into "wouldn't it be great if my spaz marines got S5 and A2 next time around?"
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In the grim darkness of the far future all women wear latex cat suits and all men wear dresses.
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2008/02/28 19:09:19
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Iorek on Zombie Dong wrote:I know you'll all keep thinking about it. Admit it. Some of you may even make it your avatar
Yup. |
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2008/02/28 21:05:35
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Nice. That's my friend's girl friend...LOL.
Capt K
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2008/02/28 21:09:22
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Raging Ravener
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They've completely screwed up the focus on that last pic...
Pathfinders are much cooler 
Keeping this more-or-less on topic... here's my effort, although it turns out it's really hard to find a good genestealer picture, go figure!
Viperion
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I'm sure there will be a 15 disc super duper blu-wiener-ray edition that will have every little thing included. - Necros, on Watchmen |
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2008/02/28 21:32:53
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Awkward Moments FTW
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I play  
I will magnetize (now doing LED as well) your models for you, send me a DM!
My gallery images show some of my work
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2008/02/28 21:41:34
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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CaptKaruthors wrote:Nice. That's my friend's girl friend...LOL.
Capt K
I can't tell you how much I hate your friend.
I want a girlfriend that plays 40k.
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Iorek on Zombie Dong wrote:I know you'll all keep thinking about it. Admit it. Some of you may even make it your avatar
Yup. |
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2008/02/28 21:49:13
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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AlexCage wrote:CaptKaruthors wrote:Nice. That's my friend's girl friend...LOL.
Capt K
I can't tell you how much I hate you.
I want a girlfriend, with boobs like that, that plays 40k.
fixt
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I play
I will magnetize (now doing LED as well) your models for you, send me a DM!
My gallery images show some of my work
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2008/02/28 21:53:16
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Regular Dakkanaut
The Dirty Dirty Boulevard, Hollywood
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AlexCage wrote:I want a girlfriend that plays 40k.
The odds are pretty strong she was there to tell them to clean up the toy soldiers before her friends came over to watch Grey's Anatomy.
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In the grim darkness of the far future all women wear latex cat suits and all men wear dresses.
-Kid Kyoto |
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2008/02/28 21:55:18
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Dead Horse wrote:AlexCage wrote:I want a girlfriend that plays 40k.
The odds are pretty strong she was there to tell them to clean up the toy soldiers before her friends came over to watch Grey's Anatomy.
Yes that was my first reaction as well (Actually I said "Gamer Girlfriend")
I was told that's her Eldar army at a GT *shrug* not sure on the accuracy of such a statement.
Lormax wrote:AlexCage wrote:
I want a girlfriend, with boobs like that, that plays 40k.
fixt
Not greedy, will take regardless of boob size or quality.
Beggars can't be choosers.
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Iorek on Zombie Dong wrote:I know you'll all keep thinking about it. Admit it. Some of you may even make it your avatar
Yup. |
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2008/02/28 22:07:21
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dakka Veteran
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Don't forget this one:
Gotta love it.
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I think I'm going to start a charity for the terminally stupid. You can be our spokes person. -- H.B.M.C.
"I remember my dream now, why I dug the holes."
- Jim, The Walking Dead |
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2008/02/28 22:21:07
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Battleship Captain
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You know that wearing that shirt was part of her strategy, right?
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Man, I wish there was a real Black Library where I could get a Black Library Card and take out Black Library Books without having to buy them. Of course, late fees would be your soul. But it would be worth it. - InquisitorMack |
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2008/02/28 23:32:44
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dominating Dominatrix
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I had those still lying around somewhere
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2008/02/29 00:26:37
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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See, once upon a time there was this Black & White Space Marine on a Black & White Bike...
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New Career Time? |
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2008/02/29 00:29:22
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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The first time I saw that pic of your friends girl friend it had a the text "If you noticed the figs first, you are in the right place".
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2008/02/29 00:33:37
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Secretive Dark Angels Veteran
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The Power Cosmic wrote:See, once upon a time there was this Black & White Space Marine on a Black & White Bike...
Dear God-Emperor, NO!!!!
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Proud owner of  & 
Play the game, not the rules.
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2008/02/29 00:46:14
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fresh-Faced New User
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I thought the pic needed a caption
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2008/02/29 00:52:29
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Actually, for Warhammer related comics, nothing beats the fine words printed on the Black Mantle:
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2008/02/29 02:58:01
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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AlexCage wrote:
That last one just makes me happy.
What? I like WraithLords...
This HAS to be staged. hahaha
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2008/02/29 03:39:58
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of
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It'd be pretty funny if she turned out to be a butterface.
And the collective gasp of warhammer nerds everywhere.
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WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS
2009, Year of the Dog
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2008/02/29 03:54:05
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Secretive Dark Angels Veteran
Baltimore, MD
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If she's a butterface, invest in a paper bag.
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Proud owner of &
Play the game, not the rules.
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2008/02/29 05:08:12
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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It really amazes me that after all this last comments on the female of the species we still manage to reproduce ourselves. 
M.
PD: I meant some of us still manage, others are a lost cause.
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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