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2008/02/29 05:31:40
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Been Around the Block
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2008/02/29 06:17:00
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Uhhhh, posted already strafed.....
Quick, let's all get on the Soapbox decrying 'sexism'.
Makes for a great thread destroyer!!!!
If ANYONE can give me the names of at least 10 female 40k players, I will give you the names of 10 'politically correct' genderless goombah's that are more sensitive to wimmins feelings than wimmen even are.
(Wimmin/Women-in non-sexist spelling)
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"Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Only with Minatures, does size matter...
"Only the living collect a pension"Johannes VII
"If the ork codex and 5th were developed near the same time, any possible nerf will be pre-planned."-malfred
"I'd do it but the GW Website makes my eyes hurt. "Gwar
"That would be page 7 and a half. You find it by turning your rulebook on its side and slamming your head against it..." insaniak
MeanGreenStompa - The only chatbot I ever tried talking to insisted I take a stress pill and kept referring to me as Dave, despite my protestations.
insaniak "So, by 'serious question' you actually meant something entirely different? "
Frazzled[Mod] On Rule #1- No it literally means: be polite. If we wanted less work there would be no OT section.
Chowderhead - God no. If I said Pirates Honor, I would have had to kill him whether he won or lost. |
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2008/02/29 06:38:13
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fixture of Dakka
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I played a female gamer once.
Her 6'8" 395 pound man-thing slobbering over his pierced jackfaced look-at-my-boobies-with-tats shemale-and-I-shaved-my-hump woman...
Well, I crushed her Dark Eldar but I think she won a prize anyway.
"I have a Wych Army and I..."
"I have a Biel-Tan Howling Banshee/Wraithlord list. You are so dead."
"........"
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2008/02/29 08:48:29
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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@ Stelek-EXALT FTW!!!!!!
Mind you, did you enjoy said game Sir?
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"Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Only with Minatures, does size matter...
"Only the living collect a pension"Johannes VII
"If the ork codex and 5th were developed near the same time, any possible nerf will be pre-planned."-malfred
"I'd do it but the GW Website makes my eyes hurt. "Gwar
"That would be page 7 and a half. You find it by turning your rulebook on its side and slamming your head against it..." insaniak
MeanGreenStompa - The only chatbot I ever tried talking to insisted I take a stress pill and kept referring to me as Dave, despite my protestations.
insaniak "So, by 'serious question' you actually meant something entirely different? "
Frazzled[Mod] On Rule #1- No it literally means: be polite. If we wanted less work there would be no OT section.
Chowderhead - God no. If I said Pirates Honor, I would have had to kill him whether he won or lost. |
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2008/02/29 10:33:41
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Flashy Flashgitz
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cegorach wrote:I thought the pic needed a caption
Is it actually worth pointing out at this juncture that it's a Wave Serpent? Or does the error add to the humour?
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"Hello? You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel." |
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2008/02/29 12:09:09
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Vandez wrote:cegorach wrote:I thought the pic needed a caption
Is it actually worth pointing out at this juncture that it's a Wave Serpent? Or does the error add to the humour?
BANG!
Thank you!
You are the first of at least 20 people I know of who I sent that too.
*bows*
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2008/02/29 12:10:54
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Ancient Chaos Terminator
South Pasadena
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The error definitely adds to the humor.
Darrian
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2008/02/29 12:44:25
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Flashy Flashgitz
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*Bows*
Apparently, my pedantry has overruled my lechery today.
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"Hello? You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel." |
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2008/02/29 14:08:26
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Vandez wrote:cegorach wrote:I thought the pic needed a caption
Is it actually worth pointing out at this juncture that it's a Wave Serpent? Or does the error add to the humour?
there was eldar in that pic 
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The hardiest steel is forged in battle and cooled with blood of your foes.
vet. from 88th Grenadiers
 
1K Sons 7-5-4
110th PDF so many battle now sitting on a shelf
88th Grenadiers PAF(planet Assault Force)
waiting on me to get back  
New army:
Orks and goblins
 Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. |
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2008/02/29 15:29:31
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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& another one for neglected IG players
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2008/02/29 15:35:04
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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[ADMIN]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I cant let this thread die 
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2008/02/29 15:39:00
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Flashy Flashgitz
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o_O
That is so surreal! I love it.
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"Hello? You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel." |
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2008/02/29 15:52:29
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Cultist of Nurgle with Open Sores
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How was that even done?
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2008/02/29 15:57:01
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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mortal888 wrote:How was that even done?
at first glance I thought it was just a photoshop, but looking closer it is clear that the model is painting epic-scale miniatures. Not mine, but whoever made it did a damn fine job!
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2008/02/29 16:01:52
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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That last one is lovely. Ceci n'pas une Space Marine!
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2008/02/29 16:26:19
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stalwart Space Marine
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It's the inquisitor Scale space marine painting epid scale space marines.
Brilliant, really.
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 Many a Sentinel pilot has hesitated to call his vehicle a walking coffin after battling beside a Dreadnought. |
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2008/02/29 16:39:13
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dakka Veteran
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skullspliter888 wrote:Vandez wrote:cegorach wrote:I thought the pic needed a caption
Is it actually worth pointing out at this juncture that it's a Wave Serpent? Or does the error add to the humour?
there was eldar in that pic
Picture is from AdeptiCon 3 years ago? The assets in the picture belong to Rhysk's girlfriend. The same eldar appeared in one of the big GW catalogs. They are displayed on her display base and no the picture was not staged. I think the photo originated from a club.. I remember looking over the gallery and finding this days after the event that year.
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2008/02/29 17:25:18
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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-Aaron
Call For Fire
DA:80+S+GM(DPC)B++++I+Pw40k99+D++A++/mWD247R++T(M)DM+++++ |
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2008/02/29 18:41:46
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Executing Exarch
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How about Brother Captain Washington crossing the Delaware?
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**** Phoenix ****
Threads should be like skirts: long enough to cover what's important but short enough to keep it interesting. |
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2008/02/29 18:49:01
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Yes that was my first reaction as well (Actually I said "Gamer Girlfriend")
I was told that's her Eldar army at a GT *shrug* not sure on the accuracy of such a statement.
Yes that is her army and yes she plays 40k. She's been on Casus Belli's team for the last 2 years. This year she's on Team TnA.
Capt K
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2008/02/29 19:33:42
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Regular Dakkanaut
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2008/02/29 19:57:57
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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While it's funny, I can just imagine the Space Marines singing something exactly like that in order un-nerve their enemies. They are, after all, the Adeptus Astartes.
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2008/02/29 20:06:48
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fixture of Dakka
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I think to think the Templars periodically break out into "We are the Knights of the Round Table!" type song and dance.
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2008/02/29 22:50:39
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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"The Black Templars
Disco, soul and gospel vocals mixed up with painstakingly arranged drums, and a comforting four-to-the-floor beat with hints of Latin, Afro-percussion and hip hop attitude."
From the sleeve notes to Battle Hymns of the Adeptus Astartes, vol.1.
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2008/03/01 00:53:32
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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This is one great thread for sure. Do you think people keep re-posting 'That Eldar Army Pic' for any particular reason????!~?
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"Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Only with Minatures, does size matter...
"Only the living collect a pension"Johannes VII
"If the ork codex and 5th were developed near the same time, any possible nerf will be pre-planned."-malfred
"I'd do it but the GW Website makes my eyes hurt. "Gwar
"That would be page 7 and a half. You find it by turning your rulebook on its side and slamming your head against it..." insaniak
MeanGreenStompa - The only chatbot I ever tried talking to insisted I take a stress pill and kept referring to me as Dave, despite my protestations.
insaniak "So, by 'serious question' you actually meant something entirely different? "
Frazzled[Mod] On Rule #1- No it literally means: be polite. If we wanted less work there would be no OT section.
Chowderhead - God no. If I said Pirates Honor, I would have had to kill him whether he won or lost. |
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2008/03/01 00:57:09
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of
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Yeah I wonder why it's still being reposted. I give the whole picture a 5/10. Tabletop quality, nothing amazing.
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2009, Year of the Dog
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2008/03/01 01:16:30
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Phanobi
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CaptKaruthors wrote:
Yes that is her army and yes she plays 40k. She's been on Casus Belli's team for the last 2 years. This year she's on Team TnA.
Capt K
I'm guessing she's the T?
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Ozymandias, King of Kings
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings.
Look on My works, Ye Mighty, and despair.
Chris Gohlinghorst wrote:Holy Space Marine on a Stick.
This conversation has even begun to boggle my internet-hardened mind.
A More Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy |
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2008/03/01 01:24:42
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Tough Tyrant Guard
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Maybe 40k sells would go up if they used that type of tactic? Just a simple pick like that might cause a few more people to attend a GT?
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2008/03/01 03:32:53
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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RogueSangre
The Cockatrice Malediction
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akira5665 wrote:Do you think people keep re-posting 'That Eldar Army Pic' for any particular reason????!~?
Two particular reasons in fact...
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2008/03/01 04:08:16
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Lack of access to porn and lack of access to women?
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