40k Humour - Some randomness

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**Aduro**

Does she read these boards? I wonder what she or her boyfriend would say...

**twigg**

Nurglitch wrote:Lack of access to porn and lack of access to women?

its funny when we kind of dance around the issue without saying it. It just becomes depressing for some of these guys when you come out and say it like that.

**stonefox**

I was going to say that it sucks all the fun out of it too, but at least now we could get back to spase marierns with subtext.

I'm so glad I don't have to drudge 4chan to get some gems like this, cuz adun from EoW does it for us.

There's only a few since most of the others are lame internet memes or animu fap pics.

I don't know what the hell unyu means, but the expressions are pretty awesome

I personally enjoy any picture that portrays 40k as a chillax place, void of all that grim, dark, hate crap.
Click Here to See Image

Sorry, stonefox. Like ealier in the thread, got to hide the anal rape. - Iorek

IN THE BRIGHT ONSET OF THE 41ST MILLENIUM, THERE ARE ONLY HUGS AND SMILES

And you brits will love this, though you'll prob think your fine language was butchered or something

**Stormtrooper X**

I love how the kid is drawing a smiling happy ork and it still says WAAAAGH above him.

**Kid_Kyoto**

Wow who did the kids at play one, that's just a great image by any measure.

**Kilkrazy**

There's a special kind of love going on at the right hand side of the L&P smiley planet pic.

Are you allowed to post such pics on a family board?

**skullspliter888**

wow didn't see that one is that a spam marine getting owned by IG,CSM,tau

minus his power Armour

**Anung Un Rama**

Lack of access to porn and lack of access to women?

nah, it can't be the first one. I mean he's online.

**stonefox**

Wow KK. I just saw happy 40k races. How did you notice that? I think it's blurred out enough but if any mod wants to delete go ahead then. The happy universe of 40k won't mind. :(

I think the happy 40k kids might be from Deviant Art or a Something Awful member. I don't know who, exactly. However, it's what I personally imagine happens in most of 40k-land, with a few conflicts and skirmishes every now and then but nothing major.

**CplPunishment**

Wehrkind wrote:I think to think the Templars periodically break out into "We are the Knights of the Round Table!" type song and dance.

hahahahahahaha
YES!

**Kid_Kyoto**

Anung Un Rama wrote:
Lack of access to porn and lack of access to women?

nah, it can't be the first one. I mean he's online.

Perhaps he's in Red China, behind the Great Firewall.

**Tacobake**

daaamn that gak is funny.

boobs! lol.

**Stormtrooper X**

Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Anung Un Rama wrote:
Lack of access to porn and lack of access to women?

nah, it can't be the first one. I mean he's online.

Perhaps he's in Red China, behind the Great Firewall.

What!? You can't look at porn in Red China? I... I don't know what I'd do without porn...

**KiMonarrez**

You'd lose the calluses on your hand.

**stonefox**

But don't worry bro, I have calluses too.

...but I get them from lifting.

**Stormtrooper X**

stonefox wrote:

But don't worry bro, I have calluses too.

...but I get them from lifting.

**skyth**

Never mind...Someone beat me to it...

**stonefox**

skyth wrote:Never mind...Someone beat me to it...

Whoah, whoah, whoah. Remember to keep your hands to yourselves, guys.

**Sturmtruppe**

Thanks to everybody posting the pics on this thread. It's been a long time since I laughed that hard.

**Symbio Joe**

Yay! Rerun!

**rebmonk**

A couple i made:

And just for some "ooooooooooooooooo" A picture of the two 10,000 point armies before they collided on the table (when my friend and i played apocalypse)

**Platuan4th**

Is it bad the first think I noticed was that Gargoyles was misspelled? Also, that 20,000 point game reminds me of my game room.

**LordRavvage**

What the hell are you two playing with army wise, i see a mumakil in that mix......

**akira5665**

I guess it's a 'Counts As' Squiggoth??

Yes, the mis-spelled 'Gargoyles' sort of blew the humour.

Mind you, good job on those Pics.

Can anyone here do them?

I was thinking of and a Dark Eldar one with ..

" I said I wanted to see your Talos!!!"
as a pun for 'Phallus'..

**Nurglitch**

Speaking of, I was checking out a thread on Fark.com, on the recent death of Gary Gygax, and I encountered a picture. I figure there should be a Warhammer equivalent about the 5th edition of 40k...

**Phoenix**

Oh yah, lets not forget this classic gem...

**Boss Salvage**

akira5665 wrote:I was thinking of and a Dark Eldar one with ...

For you Akira.

- Salvage

**Lormax**

How the hell did this one slip by?

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20061030

Make sure you read a few comics after this one as well...good stuff.

**GuyWithHorns**

I really want to build a 'foot soldier' now.

**akira5665**

@ Boss-Salvage-

EXALT! Thanks mate, that was a corker!