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2008/03/12 02:39:22
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Secretive Dark Angels Veteran
Baltimore, MD
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References the Dawn of War intro.
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Proud owner of  & 
Play the game, not the rules.
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2008/03/12 04:05:28
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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 good one!
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I know when it is closing time. - Rascal Mod
  
"Some people measure common sense with a ruler others with a potato."- Making Money Terry Pratchett
"what's with all the hate go paint something you lazy bastards" - NAVARRO
"You don't need pants for the victory dance." -BAWTRM
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2008/03/12 06:16:53
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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That doesn't surprise me. Space Marines have never been known for their intelligence. 
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2008/03/12 13:08:39
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dakka Veteran
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KiMonarrez wrote:
References the Dawn of War intro.
This is hysterical.
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2008/03/12 18:57:47
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of
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(made by discount bees at eternityofwar.com)
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WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS
2009, Year of the Dog
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2008/03/17 22:08:43
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Executing Exarch
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Just ran into this gem.
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**** Phoenix ****
Threads should be like skirts: long enough to cover what's important but short enough to keep it interesting. |
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2008/04/05 01:08:38
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dakka Veteran
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I got a new job as a telephone surveyor. It's boring as all hell. So, I present a doodle I made while dialing away earlier this week.
Thought I'd clarify:
1. We stand ready, defenders of humanity, our fight eternal. We stand ready...
2. Our enemy has massed...
3. Our scouts have clashed
4. One thing remains...
5. Our secret weapon
6. Crab Battle.
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2008/04/07 21:57:26
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Guard Heavy Weapon Crewman
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cost of training and armouring a guardman company: 600 credits
recruiting feral ogryns: 200 credits
watching your men get steped on like ants by a tryanid: priceless
Emporer card
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Guard- 2500pts
Dark Angels- 1750pts
Orks- 1750pts
Empire- 2000pts
a good soldier obeys without question, a good officer commands without doubt
some times you just have to straighten your cap and die like a guardsman-anon |
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2008/04/08 23:09:17
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Vlad_the_Rotten
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The Power Cosmic wrote:See, once upon a time there was this Black & White Space Marine on a Black & White Bike...
*sigh* Now I have to go about forgetting that one again.
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Out: .MP4
In: MP-7
# of 40K games I've played in which I've taken NO casualties: 2
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2008/12/11 16:13:34
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Battleship Captain
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WHOOH, dawn of war intro is funny, he is a DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!
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2008/12/11 16:23:44
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Golden Eyed, you gotta look at the last post date man!
The post before yours was 8 months old.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2008/12/11 16:31:45
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stitch Counter
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Time for another funny then...
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Cheers
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2008/12/11 18:42:53
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Heroic Senior Officer
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akira5665 wrote:Uhhhh, posted already strafed.....
Quick, let's all get on the Soapbox decrying 'sexism'.
Makes for a great thread destroyer!!!!
If ANYONE can give me the names of at least 10 female 40k players, I will give you the names of 10 'politically correct' genderless goombah's that are more sensitive to wimmins feelings than wimmen even are.
(Wimmin/Women-in non-sexist spelling)
Darn, can I include WHFB players? If so, I think we have that many in our club...........................
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Don "MONDO"
www.ironfistleague.com
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2008/12/11 21:11:01
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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wait....girls in the ironfist league? should i be moving back over?
I can count 14 regular girl gamers at our store- which isn't bad
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2008/12/23 01:42:31
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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2008/12/23 01:57:07
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2008/12/23 02:28:07
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stubborn Temple Guard
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My sides hurt from reading this thread. Maybe you all don't suck as bad as I thought...
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2008/12/23 03:04:42
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stormin' Stompa
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Always relevant:
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2008/12/23 04:20:48
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stubborn Temple Guard
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I found this wonderful little bit.
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27th Member of D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.
Resident Battletech Guru. |
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2008/12/23 09:08:09
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential
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stonefox wrote:It'd be pretty funny if she turned out to be a butterface.
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one doesn't need to look at the mantlepiece when one is stoking the fire...
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"I just scoop up the whole unit in my hands and dump them in a pile roughly 6" forward. I don't even care."
- Lord_Blackfang on moving large units
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2008/12/23 13:36:27
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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But it helps to know you don't need the emergency morning vodka to find her attractive the next day....
And I would like to volunteer more chauvanistic terms for young ladies....
B.O.B.F.O.C. - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Nolita - Someone you've been stuck behind, admiring their bum, only to realise too late she is in her 60's.
LRF - Low Resolution Fox. A woman found attractive at distance, but shockingly ugly up close.
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2008/12/23 15:23:12
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Wicked Warp Spider
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I've seen one "Eldar - taste the Rainbow" however I can't currently find it, or actually know how to put it up :(.
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"I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sence, we couldn't react to a lot of life." - Calvin and Hobbes
DukeRustfield - There's nothing wrong with beer and pretzels. I'm pretty sure they are the most important members of the food group. |
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2008/12/23 22:24:21
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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Casper wrote:I've seen one "Eldar - taste the Rainbow" however I can't currently find it, or actually know how to put it up :(.
this is where I come in to save the day.
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2008/12/23 22:41:33
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
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2008/12/31 21:22:19
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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2008/12/31 21:53:02
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I like the Eldar one the best,
SOX
Magnificent!
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2009/01/01 02:04:18
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Blackclad Wayfarer
From England. Living in Shanghai
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these are all awesome...do not let this thread die
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2009/01/01 02:30:20
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of
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aunshova wrote:
This. This is the embodiment of 40k.
I love you good-job commissar. 
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WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS
2009, Year of the Dog
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2009/01/01 05:52:07
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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2009/01/01 07:13:53
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
Ontario
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Can't Believe anyone hasn't posted this yet.
World of Warhams
http://www.3spades.net/dump/Warhams2.jpg
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