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2010/04/20 01:43:55
Subject: Re:How do i break the news?
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Solahma
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Albatross wrote:@Manchu
Corey85 wrote: I'm kind of surprised this thread hasn't been shut down yet with all the talk of sex toys and all...
That goes quite nicely with your avatar.
"Disapproving Sororita Disapproves"
On another note, I wonder if M2C will be using any of these dildo lines on the laydeez? Automatically Appended Next Post: That came out all wrong.
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2010/04/20 01:44:53
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Quick! Let's pretend we're talking about serious stuff!
*ahem*...so anyway, I was like "in your dreams, pal", and he was all like "oh yeah? Make me!", so I said....
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I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/04/20 01:44:57
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Soladrin wrote:FITZZ wrote:Corey85 wrote:That's a good call Nightwatch, I'm kind of surprised this thread hasn't been shut down yet with all the talk of sex toys and all...
Well...at least we're not arguing about religion and politics. 
You'd like that wouldn't you..? 
Oh indeed,in fact nothing goes with a good political debate better than dildos and commas. 
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/04/20 01:46:29
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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You know, who probably loves, dildos? Obama, because he's a, secret muslim.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2010/04/20 01:47:19
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Solahma
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Albatross wrote:Quick! Let's pretend we're talking about serious stuff!
*ahem*...so anyway, I was like "in your dreams, pal", and he was all like "oh yeah? Make me!", so I said....
*cough cough* Absolutely it's wrong to buy recast parts for a GW model. *cough cough* People should always paint their armies before being allowed to play 40k. Automatically Appended Next Post: Orkeosaurus wrote:You know, who probably loves, dildos? Obama, because he's a, secret muslim.
I'd mention Sarah Palin here but then the party would be over and it'd be regular OT again. Oops.
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2010/04/20 01:48:25
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Eldar weapons remind me of dildos...
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2010/04/20 01:52:09
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Soladrin wrote:Eldar weapons remind me of dildos...
I belive Soladrin may have found the perfect line for combining 40k & "sexy talk" when chatting at the laydees...
some one alert M2C.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/04/20 01:53:03
Subject: Re:How do i break the news?
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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I prank called a sex shop once, they do in fact sell weights for putting on your balls.
@FITTZ I think you just brought Slannesh into this conversation.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/20 01:54:00
I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2010/04/20 01:53:39
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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Back on topic for even a millisecond...please?
This discussion(I think I mentioned earlier that I linked this thread to my gf) made my gf ask me to explain the game to her. :S
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Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries  W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Nightwatch's Kroot Blog
DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
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2010/04/20 01:53:45
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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@Soladrin - SHHH! Are you trying to get us busted? Talk about the 'meta-game' or some bollocks.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/04/20 01:53:57
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Yes, yes they do...
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2010/04/20 01:54:11
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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*not literally some testicles*
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/04/20 01:54:49
Subject: Re:How do i break the news?
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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*cough* So umm.. My Slanneshi giant put a dark elf in his pants the other day...
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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2010/04/20 01:55:29
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Theres a metagame for dildos? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED?!
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2010/04/20 01:56:10
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Solahma
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Nightwatch wrote:Back on topic for even a millisecond...please?
This discussion(I think I mentioned earlier that I linked this thread to my gf) made my gf ask me to explain the game to her. :S
I would guess that she shouldn't re-read this thread. I would like a transcript of your attempt to explain 40k to her, however, as that would likely be funnier than all of the jokes made in this thread thus far.
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2010/04/20 01:56:33
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Nightwatch wrote:Back on topic for even a millisecond...please?
This discussion(I think I mentioned earlier that I linked this thread to my gf) made my gf ask me to explain the game to her. :S
So then some good HAS come from this thread after all.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/04/20 01:57:04
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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@Nightwatch - See? I bet it's because she now realises that wargamers aren't just losers who sit on their computers all night chatting gak to other perverts....
Oh...hang on...
Bugger.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/04/20 01:57:38
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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FITZZ wrote:Nightwatch wrote:Back on topic for even a millisecond...please?
This discussion(I think I mentioned earlier that I linked this thread to my gf) made my gf ask me to explain the game to her. :S
So then some good HAS come from this thread after all.
Offcourse, dildos are a good thing in my book.
Actually it may make the game more relatable...
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2010/04/20 01:58:15
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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Manchu wrote:Nightwatch wrote:Back on topic for even a millisecond...please?
This discussion(I think I mentioned earlier that I linked this thread to my gf) made my gf ask me to explain the game to her. :S
I would guess that she shouldn't re-read this thread. I would like a transcript of your attempt to explain 40k to her, however, as that would likely be funnier than all of the jokes made in this thread thus far.
Yeah, I'm working on that. Perhaps I'll start a new thread tomorrow night. And this thread will NOT be mentioned again, especially as she's a nice moral person who tries not to get into stuff like that.
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Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Nightwatch's Kroot Blog
DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
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2010/04/20 01:59:21
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Manchu wrote:Nightwatch wrote:Back on topic for even a millisecond...please?
This discussion(I think I mentioned earlier that I linked this thread to my gf) made my gf ask me to explain the game to her. :S
I would guess that she shouldn't re-read this thread. I would like a transcript of your attempt to explain 40k to her, however, as that would likely be funnier than all of the jokes made in this thread thus far.
What ever you do Nightwatch...do have her re-read this thread.
That might end with ditches...and commas...in Georgia.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/04/20 01:59:21
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Solahma
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OT has been called a wretched hive of villainy and scum. Before today that was mere flattery.
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2010/04/20 02:00:48
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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FITZZ wrote:Manchu wrote:Nightwatch wrote:Back on topic for even a millisecond...please?
This discussion(I think I mentioned earlier that I linked this thread to my gf) made my gf ask me to explain the game to her. :S
I would guess that she shouldn't re-read this thread. I would like a transcript of your attempt to explain 40k to her, however, as that would likely be funnier than all of the jokes made in this thread thus far.
What ever you do Nightwatch...do have her re-read this thread.
That might end with ditches...and commas...in Georgia.
I refuse!
No really, this is just incredibly stupid.
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Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Nightwatch's Kroot Blog
DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
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2010/04/20 02:01:34
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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No, this is OT.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/04/20 02:01:54
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Nightwatch wrote:FITZZ wrote:Manchu wrote:Nightwatch wrote:Back on topic for even a millisecond...please?
This discussion(I think I mentioned earlier that I linked this thread to my gf) made my gf ask me to explain the game to her. :S
I would guess that she shouldn't re-read this thread. I would like a transcript of your attempt to explain 40k to her, however, as that would likely be funnier than all of the jokes made in this thread thus far.
What ever you do Nightwatch...do have her re-read this thread.
That might end with ditches...and commas...in Georgia.
I refuse!
No really, this is just incredibly stupid.
Your point being...?
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2010/04/20 02:10:26
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
Up in your base, killin' all your doods.
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WTF? I last saw this thread aroung page 3 or so, and now its officially about dildos?
( I've been laughing a this the whole time though)
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 Deathskulls
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2010/04/20 02:11:02
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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Soladrin wrote:Nightwatch wrote:FITZZ wrote:Manchu wrote:Nightwatch wrote:Back on topic for even a millisecond...please?
This discussion(I think I mentioned earlier that I linked this thread to my gf) made my gf ask me to explain the game to her. :S
I would guess that she shouldn't re-read this thread. I would like a transcript of your attempt to explain 40k to her, however, as that would likely be funnier than all of the jokes made in this thread thus far.
What ever you do Nightwatch...do have her re-read this thread.
That might end with ditches...and commas...in Georgia.
I refuse!
No really, this is just incredibly stupid.
Your point being...?
Re-read the thread. If I still need a point, you need a brain.
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Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Nightwatch's Kroot Blog
DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
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2010/04/20 02:11:52
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I left it in bed this morning, didn't think I'd need it today
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2010/04/20 02:13:15
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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Soladrin wrote:I left it in bed this morning, didn't think I'd need it today
Excellent.
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Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Nightwatch's Kroot Blog
DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
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2010/04/20 02:17:22
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Solahma
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At first you were like . . . 
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2010/04/20 02:20:31
Subject: How do i break the news?
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Ruthless Rafkin
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Fateweaver wrote:Just say "I play wargames and I'm a nerd. If you don't like it don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you".
If she sticks around cool, if she insults you about it or tries to get you to stop playing than kick her to the curb.
Harsh but no woman, no matter who it is, is worth hiding things from or changing who you are out of fear of ridicule.
QFT. My soon to be ex-wife was bitter about me going out to play one day a month. I worked six days a week for her to spend it all on her hobbies (SCA), and spent the rest of my time with her. How dare I have friends that weren't her friends... She wasn't worth the hassle.
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