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Made in us
[MOD]
Solahma






RVA

If this thread's latest turn proves anything it's that playing with toy soldiers is the least of our worries regarding appealing to deh laydeez.

   
Made in nl
Decrepit Dakkanaut






The thing is, you don't have to appeal to the laydeez, if your with one, so all discretion go's out the window.
   
Made in au
Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Hey guys what's going on this this thr-

Uh...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/20 01:23:38


People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
Made in nl
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Did we make cheese cry? Oh My God. VICTORY!
   
Made in us
[MOD]
Solahma






RVA

Oui, as an affianced person this I know to be true. However, with regard to her own need to continue exercising and eating right to manage those heaven-sent insecurities, let's not let this get out.

   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

Manchu wrote:If this thread's latest turn proves anything it's that playing with toy soldiers is the least of our worries regarding appealing to deh laydeez.


Well, my missus is asleep in bed - so she has no idea that I'm online talking about dildos with other grown men.

Weeeeeeeee!

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
Made in au
Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Wow, and I thought saturday nights on /b/ were bad.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
Made in us
[MOD]
Solahma






RVA

Cheese Elemental wrote:
Rolling eyes, not crying. And c'mon Cheese, act your age.

   
Made in nl
Decrepit Dakkanaut






My misses is at her own place, and I'm getting drunk while talking nonsense with grown men.

Weeeeeeeeee!
   
Made in us
[MOD]
Solahma






RVA

Albatross wrote:Well, my missus is asleep in bed - so she has no idea that I'm online talking about dildos with other grown men.

Weeeeeeeee!
This post next your avatar is most excellent.

   
Made in ca
Mounted Kroot Tracker





Ontario, Canada

Soladrin wrote:My misses is at her own place, and I'm getting drunk while talking nonsense with grown men.

Weeeeeeeeee!

This thread is so OT it's ridiculous.

Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.

Nightwatch's Kroot Blog

DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Albatross wrote:
Manchu wrote:If this thread's latest turn proves anything it's that playing with toy soldiers is the least of our worries regarding appealing to deh laydeez.


Well, my missus is asleep in bed - so she has no idea that I'm online talking about dildos with other grown men.

Weeeeeeeee!


Unfortunatly...my missus does know I'm online talking about dildos with other grown men...and the look on her face is priceless.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in au
Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Manchu wrote:And c'mon Cheese, act your age.

I'm a bored 16-year-old boy in a discussion about dildos, Manchu. You think this isn't acting my age?

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

Yeah Cheese, you've already ruined 'Gran Torino' for me - but you're still not happy are you? You have to go and ruin this wonderful thread for everyone, don't you?

I hope you're proud of yourself.

In other news: WEEEEEEE!

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
Made in us
[MOD]
Solahma






RVA

FITZZ wrote:Unfortunatly...my missus does know I'm online talking about dildos with other grown men...and the look on her face is priceless.
This post next to your avatar is also excellent.

   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Cheese Elemental wrote:
Manchu wrote:And c'mon Cheese, act your age.

I'm a bored 16-year-old boy in a discussion about dildos, Manchu. You think this isn't acting my age?


Cheese has a point there...


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in ca
Mounted Kroot Tracker





Ontario, Canada

Manchu wrote:
FITZZ wrote:Unfortunatly...my missus does know I'm online talking about dildos with other grown men...and the look on her face is priceless.
This post next to your avatar is also excellent.

Mental note: I will never go to Georgia.

Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.

Nightwatch's Kroot Blog

DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
 
   
Made in au
Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Albatross wrote:Yeah Cheese, you've already ruined 'Gran Torino' for me - but you're still not happy are you? You have to go and ruin this wonderful thread for everyone, don't you?

I hope you're proud of yourself.

In other news: WEEEEEEE!


People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Manchu wrote:
FITZZ wrote:Unfortunatly...my missus does know I'm online talking about dildos with other grown men...and the look on her face is priceless.
This post next to your avatar is also excellent.


As Alby would say...WEEEEEE!!.



"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

Manchu wrote:
Albatross wrote:Well, my missus is asleep in bed - so she has no idea that I'm online talking about dildos with other grown men.

Weeeeeeeee!
This post next your avatar is most excellent.


Y'see, this was my thinking: that particular picture makes everything I post look that little bit more awesome, even if it isn't all that awesome. Which it often isn't.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Nightwatch wrote:
Manchu wrote:
FITZZ wrote:Unfortunatly...my missus does know I'm online talking about dildos with other grown men...and the look on her face is priceless.
This post next to your avatar is also excellent.

Mental note: I will never go to Georgia.


Oh c'mon Nightwatch...we have banjos and commas.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in us
Crazed Spirit of the Defiler





Two Rivers, WI

That's a good call Nightwatch, I'm kind of surprised this thread hasn't been shut down yet with all the talk of sex toys and all...

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Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

I have to agree with Albatross here, and Ditto you all get to see Shions sheer insanity whenever I post.

Also.

This thread is Dildos. XD

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in us
[MOD]
Solahma






RVA

@Alby: If what you aren't not saying is that it often isn't not awesome then I totally don't disagree with you at all.

Also, we might could do with a "caption the avatar" thread.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Corey85 wrote:That's a good call Nightwatch, I'm kind of surprised this thread hasn't been shut down yet with all the talk of sex toys and all...
I guess we'll know who reported it when it does :( .

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/04/20 01:38:06


   
Made in nl
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Oh no, the thread is in danger...


WEEEEEEEE!
   
Made in ca
Mounted Kroot Tracker





Ontario, Canada

Manchu wrote:@Alby: If what you aren't not saying is that it often isn't not awesome then I totally don't disagree with you at all.

Also, we might could do with a "caption the avatar" thread.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Corey85 wrote:That's a good call Nightwatch, I'm kind of surprised this thread hasn't been shut down yet with all the talk of sex toys and all...
I guess we'll know who reported it when it does :( .

I hope you're suggesting Corey and not me. I have bad eyesight and the report button is too small.

Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.

Nightwatch's Kroot Blog

DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Corey85 wrote:That's a good call Nightwatch, I'm kind of surprised this thread hasn't been shut down yet with all the talk of sex toys and all...


Well...at least we're not arguing about religion and politics.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in nl
Decrepit Dakkanaut






FITZZ wrote:
Corey85 wrote:That's a good call Nightwatch, I'm kind of surprised this thread hasn't been shut down yet with all the talk of sex toys and all...


Well...at least we're not arguing about religion and politics.


You'd like that wouldn't you..?
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

@Manchu

Corey85 wrote: I'm kind of surprised this thread hasn't been shut down yet with all the talk of sex toys and all...


That goes quite nicely with your avatar.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
Made in ie
Joined the Military for Authentic Experience






Nuremberg

I'm straining to think of a way to link dildos to religious or political discussion. I must be tired or something because I can't.
Maybe I should just randomly insult someone?

   
 
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