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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/05 22:24:22
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (and their chapters) (ranking resumes!!!)
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Stormin' Stompa
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Actually its a two in one. If somebody reads this, please reply so it won't 'automatically appended next post' my rankings.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/05 22:24:31
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (and their chapters) (ranking resumes!!!)
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Fixture of Dakka
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IT'S HIS CHOICE!
and why did you make my hero 17th? why?!
He is a SM ninja! what's not to like?
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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/05 22:56:31
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (and their chapters) (ranking resumes!!!)
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Stormin' Stompa
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11. Ferrus Manus
When he was just a lad, he landed on Medusa, and rather than join a clan, he continuously searched out epic physical challenges. Then, he battled down “The Great Silver Worm” and drowned it in magma. With his bare hands. Bad. Ass. When the emperor arrived, Manus fought him and apparently their fight destroyed mountains. Pretty cool. Durring the Heresy, Fulgrim popped up and asked him to join Horus. Manus got pissed and they dueled. Manus was knocked out, and had his hammer stolen. (So from then on, he battled with an epic wrench) Then, Manus had his head loped off by Fulgrim at a later date. Not much else to mention. (pro tip, Ferrus Manus means Iron Hand in latin)
10. Perturabo
Perturabo has some cool things going for him. He is the Primarch of the Iron Warriors, who are one of my favorite Chaos legions. He also came up with the devious Eternal Fortress trap. (more on that later) I’m not a fan of his pre-emperor story (unlike most of the others) He lands on a planet and is taken in by their Tyrant. He showed no affection back to anyone on the planet or his ‘father.’ Then, when the Emprah shows up, he submits and over throws his adopted dad. Jerk. Perturabo was also envious of Dorn, which I think is lame. (Personally, I’d rather be the best Siege Master than the best Defense crafter.) Then, during the Horus Heresy he switches into ownage mode. Horus gives him an epic hammer, and Perty goes and kills 5 million Olympians because they were in a revolt. Holy gak. However, they did realize what they had done was horrible after they watched the pyres. I like that they had a conscious. If it were the World Eaters, they would have been onto the next planet already. Here is where it gets ugly. The Eternal Fortress (aka the Iron Cage) “a keep centered within twenty square miles of bunkers, towers, minefields, trenches, tank traps and redoubts.” After the Iron Fists finally broke through to the keep, they found out it was just a trap. (again) Then, the Smurfs rescued their bros, etc etc. Over 400 Fists were killed, and their gene seeds were sacrificed. There isn’t really a tragedy involved with Perty, just a ton of killing. Kudos to him for destroying the Imperial Fists.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/06 00:57:25
Subject: Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (and their chapters) (ranking resumes!!!)
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Huh. I always dislike mannus for his purity issues, and peturabo for his whiny ness and dorn rivalry, but they have been sorta redeemed. Here's hoping sangy isn't number 1- I hate perfect carachters.
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YOU ALL!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/06 01:05:50
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (and their chapters) (ranking resumes!!!)
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Stormin' Stompa
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For the last time! Sanguinius isnt first
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/06 20:00:32
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (and their chapters) (ranking resumes!!!)
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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I have a strange feeling no one is really listening to the "sanguinius non first" thing
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The Ailarian Medal of Literary Endurance, yes, it's shiny |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/06 20:09:36
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (and their chapters) (ranking resumes!!!)
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Stormin' Stompa
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I have a good feeling he isn't first.
You know what, fine, I'll spoil it. Sangy is 2nd. There we go. I hope all of you are proud of yourselves.
You'll find out who is first if I even get there.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/06 20:11:36
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (and their chapters) (ranking resumes!!!)
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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I love the background you wrote about Perturabo, what a badass
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The Ailarian Medal of Literary Endurance, yes, it's shiny |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/06 20:33:51
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (and their chapters) (ranking resumes!!!)
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Stormin' Stompa
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Perty has some cool stuff going for him, but I'm not a fan of his back story that much.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/06 21:21:59
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (and their chapters) (ranking resumes!!!)
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Fixture of Dakka
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Angron is good (the only active primarch) but his fluff is somewhat lacking...He is angry. that's about it.
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/06 21:51:02
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (and their chapters) (ranking resumes!!!)
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Stormin' Stompa
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I know. I think he had a great back story, but the rest of his fluff is meh. Automatically Appended Next Post: LIVE!
Also, I am bumping )or attempting to anyway) to bring attention to the fact all my rankings are now in the first post for ease of viewing
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/07 14:06:38
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (all ranks added to first post, you are welcome)
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Chalice-Wielding Sanguinary High Priest
Arlington TX, but want to be back in Seattle WA
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Wow, I had forgot about this thread...im glad to see it has resurfaced.
-This was a thread that was supposed to commemorate your 1000th post. You are now over 1500 and at the rate your going here, you will be writing the same thread to usher in your 2000th post!  C'mon, pick up the pace a little!
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4250 points of Blood Angels goodness, sweet and silky W12-L6-D4
1000 points of Teil-Shan (my own scheme) Eldar Craftworld in progress
800 points of unassembled Urban themed Imperial Guard
650 points of my do-it-yourself Tempest Guard
675 points of Commoraghs finest!
The Dude - "Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man."
Lord Helmet - "I bet she gives great helmet."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/07 19:34:21
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (all ranks added to first post, you are welcome)
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Fixture of Dakka
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+1.
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/12/07 19:39:27
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (all ranks added to first post, you are welcome)
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Stormin' Stompa
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Well, my 1st and 2nd place are a two in one.
Also, Ill try to write one today
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/19 23:17:00
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (all ranks added to first post, you are welcome)
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Stormin' Stompa
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Since I have given up on this thread, I have decided to just post my list of remaining rankings. I hope all of you are proud.
9 Horus
8 Morty
7 Russ
6 Corax
5 Night Haunter
4 Alpahrius
3 Magnus
2 Sangy
1 Fulgrim
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/19 23:24:57
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (all ranks added to first post, you are welcome)
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
1 Fulgrim
THE FETH?!?!?!?!
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/20 01:04:28
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (all ranks added to first post, you are welcome)
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Stormin' Stompa
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Chowder, first off, I like me some good tragedy in my Primarchs.
2, he WASTED Girlyman and Mannus. He is the only Primarch to have killed two others.
Plus, pre-heresy Emp's Children were the bomb.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/20 01:34:24
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (all ranks added to first post, you are welcome)
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
On an Express Elevator to Hell!!
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Horus down at 9?
He was arguably the greatest military leader of the Crusade (conquered more worlds than any other), enough so that the Emp made him leader of the Imperium's armies in his stead.
For the most part even the other Primarchs thought that it was fair that he be named Warmaster (with a couple of exceptions). His Legion were looked up to as exemplars in almost every example of them we have read so far.
When he decided to turn, he managed to persuade half of the other Primarchs to turn with him, and a whole bunch of the Imperium also. He then ripped the empire in half, and came within a hairs breadth of killing the big E himself, arguably mortally wounding the fighting power of the Imperium for all time and bringing about a slow downward slide into the destruction of humanity itself (or at least civilisation).
Admittedly we haven't read that much about him, and the coverage of his decent into Chaos was painfully short in False Gods, but seriously number 9?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/20 01:38:11
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (all ranks added to first post, you are welcome)
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Stormin' Stompa
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Now that you mention it, Morty should be lower than Horus.
And so should Russ. Actually...
Quick Revision
9 Morty
8 Russ
7 Corax
6 Horus
5 Night Haunter
4 Alpahrius
3 Magnus
2 Sangy
1 Fulgrim
There we go
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/20 01:39:25
Subject: Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (all ranks added to first post, you are welcome)
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Really Fulgrim? Dude I hated him the most lol.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/20 01:43:53
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (all ranks added to first post, you are welcome)
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Stormin' Stompa
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I've always liked Fulgrim.
Possibly due to this model
And, like I said, he WASTED my least favorite primarch.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/20 01:45:05
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (all ranks added to first post, you are welcome)
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:I've always liked Fulgrim.
Possibly due to this model
And, like I said, he WASTED my least favorite primarch.
I hated him so much in the books. He just seemed so pretty and useless. Lion El' Johnson was my favorite in that he was a genius. Except for that one stupid mix-up
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/20 01:48:47
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (all ranks added to first post, you are welcome)
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Stormin' Stompa
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I am slightly ashamed to admit, I haven't read any of the Horus Heresy books. (Minus the Flight of the Eisenstien, which I read when I was just getting into warhamer...)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/20 01:52:17
Subject: Re:Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (all ranks added to first post, you are welcome)
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:I am slightly ashamed to admit, I haven't read any of the Horus Heresy books. (Minus the Flight of the Eisenstien, which I read when I was just getting into warhamer...)
Yeah. You need to read them. They are really good. Angron is an iduiot. Mortartion is awesome. Fulgrim is a dumbass. And Horus is awesome upuntil his betrayal.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/20 02:22:33
Subject: Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (all ranks added to first post, you are welcome)
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
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GLas to see this thread alive and kicking. O, and BBL- you're avatar reminds me of a movie I just saw.... thank the lord for True Grit.
Definitely read the HH books; I just started and most are decently written.
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/20 02:42:04
Subject: Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (all ranks added to first post, you are welcome)
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Stormin' Stompa
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Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:GLas to see this thread alive and kicking. O, and BBL- you're avatar reminds me of a movie I just saw.... thank the lord for True Grit.
Definitely read the HH books; I just started and most are decently written.
It is from True Grit.
Well, I have Brunner to finish and both SW omnibuses next, but after that I'll get some. Which goes first?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/23 19:49:10
Subject: Celebrating 1000 posts by ranking the Primarchs (all ranks added to first post, you are welcome)
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Lexicanum shows all, but not all need to be readi n order. I recommend A Thousand Sons and Prospero Burns. Might make you re-consider the Ksons and Space Puppies... as well as their primarchs.
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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