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Ma55ter_fett wrote:You could try copping a feel while she sleeps.

That ought to get you out of the "friend" zone pretty quick, one way or the other.

Which body part do you want me to "cop"?

Ma55ter_fett wrote:You could try copping a feel while she sleeps.

That ought to get you out of the "friend" zone pretty quick, one way or the other.

This is creepy and prone to fail. rubiksnoob has the right idea. Don't pussyfoot about the matter. Approach her and just put it out there. No, not that. I mean the classic "Just tell her how you feel". It's usually that simple, and worst case, she shoots you down, but then you know. If you're at least confidant enough to make the first move, she will have the decency to let you know how she really feels, and there is no real way you can change that significantly one way or the other, short of being outright creepy, which won't help. I've had about four relationships I've dug out of said zone by just leveling with the girl on how I feel. They WANT someone to be that confidant, honest, and upfront with them. Seriously. Sometimes it's that easy. Worst case, vodka does give you the Fearless USR. I'm just sayin'.

And for God's sake, don't look to internet articles for advice!

daedalus wrote:
And for God's sake, don't look to internet articles for advice!

How Sad. If you actually look for this sentence for advice.

Cheesecat wrote:

Ma55ter_fett wrote:You could try copping a feel while she sleeps.

That ought to get you out of the "friend" zone pretty quick, one way or the other.

Which body part do you want me to "cop"?

copping a feel = slang for grabbing her jugs, though if you want to take a snatch at something else go ahead.


HA HA HA... inappropriate hand placement

Ma55ter_fett wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Ma55ter_fett wrote:You could try copping a feel while she sleeps.

That ought to get you out of the "friend" zone pretty quick, one way or the other.

Which body part do you want me to "cop"?

copping a feel = slang for grabbing her jugs, though if you want to take a snatch at something else go ahead.


HA HA HA... inappropriate hand placement

Don't follow his orders.
If anything do not touch her face it creeps them out unless if you are checking to see if they got hurt from someone trying to hurt them. Which I did

Asherian Command wrote:
How Sad. If you actually look for this sentence for advice.

See, and here is the awkward part: Does the daemonically possessed coconut head I'm too scared to try to throw away count as sentience, cause it's the one that said that.





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Ma55ter_fett wrote:though if you want to take a snatch at something else go ahead.

Pfft. Tee hee. Best phrasing EVER.

Ma55ter_fett wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Ma55ter_fett wrote:You could try copping a feel while she sleeps.

That ought to get you out of the "friend" zone pretty quick, one way or the other.

Which body part do you want me to "cop"?

copping a feel = slang for grabbing her jugs, though if you want to take a snatch at something else go ahead.


HA HA HA... inappropriate hand placement

I've been there done that with her although, I was actually trying to rest my arm on her abdomen while sleeping with her (we had a sleep-over) but I placed my limb way too high up. Not noticing what I had done she qucikly told me I was

touching her boobs so I lowered it to my intended location.

daedalus wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:
How Sad. If you actually look for this sentence for advice.

See, and here is the awkward part: Does the daemonically possessed coconut head I'm too scared to try to throw away count as sentience, cause it's the one that said that.





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Ma55ter_fett wrote:though if you want to take a snatch at something else go ahead.

Pfft. Tee hee. Best phrasing EVER.

I want it! TO BURN!

Cheesecat wrote:
I've been there done that with her although, I was actually trying to rest my arm on her abdomen while sleeping with her (we had a sleep-over) but I placed my limb way too high up. Not noticing what I had done she qucikly told me I was

touching her boobs so I lowered it to my intended location.

"Oh. Is that a problem?"

-Usually depends on the level of intoxication and just how quickly she says something, but surprisingly awesome when you can muster enough arrogance to pull it off.

daedalus wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:
I've been there done that with her although, I was actually trying to rest my arm on her abdomen while sleeping with her (we had a sleep-over) but I placed my limb way too high up. Not noticing what I had done she qucikly told me I was

touching her boobs so I lowered it to my intended location.

"Oh. Is that a problem?"

-Usually depends on the level of intoxication and just how quickly she says something, but surprisingly awesome when you can muster enough arrogance to pull it off.

Don't worry I have heard worse. I accidently hit a girls ass and I meant to be her back...... Yeah it was the Girl I liked. Note to self never do that again. It was something she did that I was congratulating her on and It went to far down low. Yep.

edited.

Asherian Command wrote:
I want it! TO BURN!

I didn't want to derail the thread:

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/325746.page

Cheesecat wrote:editied.

Who me? No she was like....
"WHAT THE HELL!"
I said sorry. And I said I missed. And a girl that knew me well Gibbs slapped me for my stupidty.
And the Girl said "Its Fine, just don't do that when I don't want you too."

I hit on her like 5 times already. But that was last year. Not this year.

Asherian Command wrote:

daedalus wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:
I've been there done that with her although, I was actually trying to rest my arm on her abdomen while sleeping with her (we had a sleep-over) but I placed my limb way too high up. Not noticing what I had done she qucikly told me I was

touching her boobs so I lowered it to my intended location.

"Oh. Is that a problem?"

-Usually depends on the level of intoxication and just how quickly she says something, but surprisingly awesome when you can muster enough arrogance to pull it off.

Don't worry I have heard worse. I accidently hit a girls ass and I meant to be her back...... Yeah it was the Girl I liked. Note to self never do that again. It was something she did that I was congratulating her on and It went to far down low. Yep.

Just say that you've gotten used to it after playing football.

"Oh, I'm sorry, its just that after *clear throat* seasons of playing football it just feels so natural."

daedalus wrote:And for God's sake, don't look to internet articles for advice!

The internet not only helps me get laid on a regular basis, it also helps me with new tricks to use while in said position. Granted it's my overwhelming Charisma that seals it and... skills that make it enjoyable, but good articles can give you an "aid another" for lack of a better term

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

daedalus wrote:And for God's sake, don't look to internet articles for advice!

The internet not only helps me get laid on a regular basis, it also helps me with new tricks to use while in said position. Granted it's my overwhelming Charisma that seals it and... skills that make it enjoyable, but good articles can give you an "aid another" for lack of a better term

The more posts of yours I read the more I realize why you want to have yourself "fixed."

Asherian Command wrote:

daedalus wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:
I've been there done that with her although, I was actually trying to rest my arm on her abdomen while sleeping with her (we had a sleep-over) but I placed my limb way too high up. Not noticing what I had done she qucikly told me I was

touching her boobs so I lowered it to my intended location.

"Oh. Is that a problem?"

-Usually depends on the level of intoxication and just how quickly she says something, but surprisingly awesome when you can muster enough arrogance to pull it off.

Don't worry I have heard worse. I accidently hit a girls ass and I meant to be her back...... Yeah it was the Girl I liked. Note to self never do that again. It was something she did that I was congratulating her on and It went to far down low. Yep.

Well with this girl I've also titty smacked her when I was trying to help retie her bracelet for her, the string that holds it together snapped as I tried to make a knot the force causing the back of my hand to fly into her breasts. Also another time

when I was looking into I microscope I put my hand up to ask for the teacher and I didn't notice her leaning over me so I ended up grabbing her bosoms instead.

Ma55ter_fett wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

daedalus wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:
I've been there done that with her although, I was actually trying to rest my arm on her abdomen while sleeping with her (we had a sleep-over) but I placed my limb way too high up. Not noticing what I had done she qucikly told me I was

touching her boobs so I lowered it to my intended location.

"Oh. Is that a problem?"

-Usually depends on the level of intoxication and just how quickly she says something, but surprisingly awesome when you can muster enough arrogance to pull it off.

Don't worry I have heard worse. I accidently hit a girls ass and I meant to be her back...... Yeah it was the Girl I liked. Note to self never do that again. It was something she did that I was congratulating her on and It went to far down low. Yep.

Just say that you've gotten used to it after playing football.

"Oh, I'm sorry, its just that after *clear throat* seasons of playing football it just feels so natural."

I am soccer, rugby, and martial artist. That doesn't work with me.
But I did tell her if she faintied I would perform unnecessary CPR on her.
I said. "Girl, if you faint right now, I would spend more than 2 breaths on you." *BAM!*

Cheesecat wrote:
Don't worry I have heard worse. I accidently hit a girls ass and I meant to be her back...... Yeah it was the Girl I liked. Note to self never do that again. It was something she did that I was congratulating her on and It went to far down low. Yep.

Well with this girl I've also titty smacked her when I was trying to help retie her bracelet for her, the string that holds it together snapped as I tried to make a knot the force causing the back of my hand to fly into her breasts. Also another time

when I was looking into I microscope I put my hand up to ask for the teacher and I didn't notice her leaning over me so I ended up grabbing her bosoms instead.

daedalus wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:
Don't worry I have heard worse. I accidently hit a girls ass and I meant to be her back...... Yeah it was the Girl I liked. Note to self never do that again. It was something she did that I was congratulating her on and It went to far down low. Yep.

Well with this girl I've also titty smacked her when I was trying to help retie her bracelet for her, the string that holds it together snapped as I tried to make a knot the force causing the back of my hand to fly into her breasts. Also another time

when I was looking into I microscope I put my hand up to ask for the teacher and I didn't notice her leaning over me so I ended up grabbing her bosoms instead.

Yeah. At this point, it's getting into Anime level amounts of "ironic" awkwardness. Do yourself and this thread a favour, and just talk to her. It'll either work out or it won't, but there's not much you can do to change the outcome other than just to force it to occur.

ok.....


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What the? Thread die or something?

Asherian Command wrote:

daedalus wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:
Don't worry I have heard worse. I accidently hit a girls ass and I meant to be her back...... Yeah it was the Girl I liked. Note to self never do that again. It was something she did that I was congratulating her on and It went to far down low. Yep.

Well with this girl I've also titty smacked her when I was trying to help retie her bracelet for her, the string that holds it together snapped as I tried to make a knot the force causing the back of my hand to fly into her breasts. Also another time

when I was looking into I microscope I put my hand up to ask for the teacher and I didn't notice her leaning over me so I ended up grabbing her bosoms instead.

Yeah. At this point, it's getting into Anime level amounts of "ironic" awkwardness. Do yourself and this thread a favour, and just talk to her. It'll either work out or it won't, but there's not much you can do to change the outcome other than just to force it to occur.

ok.....


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What the? Thread die or something?

Well there's not much more that can be said in this thread without going off-topic, pretty much all the advice has been told and it's now time for me to make a decision and I already have, I'm taking Cannerus's advice. Anyways I plan on starting

a thread on "clumsiness around the opposite gender" as it seem like an interesting topic and lots of people seem to have stories they want to share.

Well I still need my advice. I don't know when I can talk to my girl, I know a few of her friends. I think it would be creepy if I asked for the girl i likes phone number from her friends.

I Don't know where I could met her. I don't know if we could work together. I don't know anything really except about her and her personality and I still don't know if she likes me as we did have a internet talk for a while until one of my dumbass computer pals took matters into his own hands and sent her an email through my account. And she must of freaked because she turned off her account.

Asherian Command wrote:Well I still need my advice. I don't know when I can talk to my girl, I know a few of her friends. I think it would be creepy if I asked for the girl i likes phone number from her friends.

I Don't know where I could met her. I don't know if we could work together. I don't know anything really except about her and her personality and I still don't know if she likes me as we did have a internet talk for a while until one of my dumbass computer pals took matters into his own hands and sent her an email through my account. And she must of freaked because she turned off her account.

Start your own thread that way you don't derail mine. Besides mine should be dead soon, I have more than enough advice on how to handle the situation.

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Well I still need my advice. I don't know when I can talk to my girl, I know a few of her friends. I think it would be creepy if I asked for the girl i likes phone number from her friends.

I Don't know where I could met her. I don't know if we could work together. I don't know anything really except about her and her personality and I still don't know if she likes me as we did have a internet talk for a while until one of my dumbass computer pals took matters into his own hands and sent her an email through my account. And she must of freaked because she turned off her account.

Start your own thread that way you don't derail mine. Besides mine should be dead soon, I have more than enough advice on how to handle the situation.

Damn

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Well I still need my advice. I don't know when I can talk to my girl, I know a few of her friends. I think it would be creepy if I asked for the girl i likes phone number from her friends.

I Don't know where I could met her. I don't know if we could work together. I don't know anything really except about her and her personality and I still don't know if she likes me as we did have a internet talk for a while until one of my dumbass computer pals took matters into his own hands and sent her an email through my account. And she must of freaked because she turned off her account.

Start your own thread that way you don't derail mine. Besides mine should be dead soon, I have more than enough advice on how to handle the situation.

Damn

Not trying to be a donkey-cave it's just your girl problems, are seriously unrelated to my thread about escaping the "Friend Zone".

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Well I still need my advice. I don't know when I can talk to my girl, I know a few of her friends. I think it would be creepy if I asked for the girl i likes phone number from her friends.

I Don't know where I could met her. I don't know if we could work together. I don't know anything really except about her and her personality and I still don't know if she likes me as we did have a internet talk for a while until one of my dumbass computer pals took matters into his own hands and sent her an email through my account. And she must of freaked because she turned off her account.

Start your own thread that way you don't derail mine. Besides mine should be dead soon, I have more than enough advice on how to handle the situation.

Damn

Not trying to be a donkey-cave it's just your girl problems, are seriously unrelated to my thread about escaping the "Friend Zone".

Well thats true. I can see that. As I am trying to get back into the friend zone.

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Well I still need my advice. I don't know when I can talk to my girl, I know a few of her friends. I think it would be creepy if I asked for the girl i likes phone number from her friends.

I Don't know where I could met her. I don't know if we could work together. I don't know anything really except about her and her personality and I still don't know if she likes me as we did have a internet talk for a while until one of my dumbass computer pals took matters into his own hands and sent her an email through my account. And she must of freaked because she turned off her account.

Start your own thread that way you don't derail mine. Besides mine should be dead soon, I have more than enough advice on how to handle the situation.

Damn

Not trying to be a donkey-cave it's just your girl problems, are seriously unrelated to my thread about escaping the "Friend Zone".

Well thats true. I can see that. As I am trying to get back into the friend zone.

What are you waiting for, start your own thread!

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Well I still need my advice. I don't know when I can talk to my girl, I know a few of her friends. I think it would be creepy if I asked for the girl i likes phone number from her friends.

I Don't know where I could met her. I don't know if we could work together. I don't know anything really except about her and her personality and I still don't know if she likes me as we did have a internet talk for a while until one of my dumbass computer pals took matters into his own hands and sent her an email through my account. And she must of freaked because she turned off her account.

Start your own thread that way you don't derail mine. Besides mine should be dead soon, I have more than enough advice on how to handle the situation.

Damn

Not trying to be a donkey-cave it's just your girl problems, are seriously unrelated to my thread about escaping the "Friend Zone".

Well thats true. I can see that. As I am trying to get back into the friend zone.

What are you waiting for, start your own thread!

Can't! it's 9:57. Time for me to go to bed! I am off!

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Well I still need my advice. I don't know when I can talk to my girl, I know a few of her friends. I think it would be creepy if I asked for the girl i likes phone number from her friends.

I Don't know where I could met her. I don't know if we could work together. I don't know anything really except about her and her personality and I still don't know if she likes me as we did have a internet talk for a while until one of my dumbass computer pals took matters into his own hands and sent her an email through my account. And she must of freaked because she turned off her account.

Start your own thread that way you don't derail mine. Besides mine should be dead soon, I have more than enough advice on how to handle the situation.

Damn

Not trying to be a donkey-cave it's just your girl problems, are seriously unrelated to my thread about escaping the "Friend Zone".

Well thats true. I can see that. As I am trying to get back into the friend zone.

What are you waiting for, start your own thread!

Can't! it's 9:57. Time for me to go to bed! I am off!

Well see you later, mate.

If want some REAL advice, get a family member that is close to you, and married or at least engaged. Just ask 'em what to do, and tell 'em your situation.

_Tim?