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It has been TT ever since Matthew did cause great grievance with his fluffballs

The extra T is for terrible.

Dear Mr. Ward,

Thanks again for the help at Hastings. 1066 was the best year of my life.

-The Normans

Dear Matt Ward,

Thank you for sending me to Terra. I was taken advantage of by their government, but I made some good friends in the end and was able to help out a few people.


Sincerely,

Paul

P.S. - By the way, you were right about Reese's Pieces, they are the Bomb!

Dear Mr Ward,

This thread wouldn't have been possible without you. Many thanks for your contributions.

Denizens of Dakka.

Dear Mr ultrasmurf ward

thank you for helping ruin 40k's background, image and feel both off and on the table, for making GW look worse as a company everyday, and playing a small but obvious part in there eventual and long overdue downfall.

sincerely
matt ward hater number 540916

Dear Matt Ward

Thank you for correcting our course. We would never have discovered La India without you.

Your humble Servant
Christopher Columbo

Dear Matt:

Thanks for helping me with those snakes. This place was full of 'em! Call me anytime you want to grab a beer.

Saint Patrick

tavoittamaton wrote:Dear Matt:

Thanks for helping me with those snakes. This plane was full of 'em! Call me anytime you want to grab a beer.

Samuel L. Jackson

Fixed for you!

tavoittamaton wrote:Dear Matt:

Thanks for helping me with those snakes. This place was full of 'em! Call me anytime you want to grab a beer.

Saint Patrick

Ironically St. Patrick was a strict teetotaller

seejay wrote:

tavoittamaton wrote:Dear Matt:

Thanks for helping me with those snakes. This place was full of 'em! Call me anytime you want to grab a beer.

Saint Patrick

Ironically St. Patrick was a strict teetotaller

You can't seriously believe the patron saint of Ireland was a teetotaller.

Dear Matt Ward,

Hello,

It was you I was looking for

-Lionel Richie

Dear Mr. Ward,

Thanks for all the guitar lessons when I was a kid; turns out they proved to be very useful later in life and actually help my musical career.

Your friend,

Kirk Hammett

mega_bassist wrote:Dear Mr. Ward,

Thanks for all the guitar lessons when I was a kid; turns out they proved to be very useful later in life and actually help my musical career.

Your friend,

Jimi Hendrix

Fixed

Dear Mr. Ward

Thank you for basing the character Mephiston in the new Blood Angels Codex after me. I was really touched

sincerely,

Bruce Lee

Dear Matt Ward

Thank you ever so much for helping me with my grip and swing.
It has proved an invaluable hit with the ladies.

Yours
Tiger Woods

tavoittamaton wrote:
You can't seriously believe the patron saint of Ireland was a teetotaller.

He lived an austere and ascetic lifestyle. We're talking the real historical person here, not a mythological figure. He was 4th century christian monk, many of them were given to abstinent lifestyles. The only reason St. Patricks day is celebrated with drinking is because he's the patron of ireland and people like to think of the irish as drunken fools, hence why they get drunk and act like fools, whether they're irish or not.

To say he was teetotal may be a little excessive (since the brewing process was, at the time the best way to get a clean drink) but he abhored those who drank to excess. Somewhat ironic really.

St. Patrick wasn't Irish.

Back on topic

Dear Mat O'Ward

Thank you for inventing BLU TAC and the way you left out some of the letters to save on typing time.
With BLU TAC I can safely put up pictures of my fave BLUMARINS

I tried thumb tacks (see how much harder it is to type that) but pricked my thumb and got blood all over the poster. Oh well Blood Angles poster now
and at least I didn't fall asleep for a hundred years LOLZ!
yours in adoration

Timmy

since the brewing process was, at the time the best way to get a clean drink

Hang on a moment
He could have just drunk tea
(St Patrick, not Mat Ward)

seejay wrote:We're talking the real historical person here, not a mythological figure.

Spoiler alert: the historical person didn't drive all the snakes out of Ireland, either. And he wasn't Irish, he was a Brit.

Definitely talking about the mythological figure, not the historical person. The mythos lends itself to goofy letters that fit the theme of this thread, while quibbling about the historical figure would be nothing more than self-gratifying intellectual one-upmanship squeezed from the limited amount of historical documents that have survived after 16 centuries, many of which give conflicting accounts.

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In other news, came across this letter too:

Dear Matt:

Thanks for taking those awesome pictures for us. Sorry you didn't get any credit for coming on the trip, we forgot to tag you in the facebook album.

Neil Armstrong

Chillax bro. I was merely mentioning the irony that an austere, ascetic saint is celebrated by getting lashed, because it amuses me.

(I never said he was irish either.)

Dear Komrad Wardsky

Spaceba for the chillax.
Was good way to liquidate traitor to the Great Soviet
Leon Trotsky

Please accept this jar of pickled cabbage in gratitude.
Yours
Komrade Joseph

Dear Mat Ward,

Thank you for paying that long distance bill and helping get me home.

Sincerely,

E.T.

:( Awwwwwwwwwwww

Dear Matius Wardius

Thank you for setting me free and hanging that Rabbi instead.
Please accept this pickled egg as a token of my gratitude

Yours
Barrabas.

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Dear Matius Wardius

Thank you for setting me free and hanging that Rabbi instead.
Please accept this pickled egg as a token of my gratitude

Yours
Barrabas.

Dang, Matt Ward is Pontius Pilate. I knew it!

Dear Mr. Ward,

Thanks for teaching me how to bullseye Wamprats on my T-16 back home; it really help my blow up the Death Star.

May the Force be with you

- Luke

Dear Mat Wardopolous

Thank you for the book, "Footpaths and Byways of Thermopylae"

It was very useful, please accept this amphora of pickled sheep eyes as a token of our gratitude.

Xerxes

Chibi, what is it with you and pickles?

Not seen the GKs or their codex... but the BA codex earned him an eternity in Nurgle's Garden as far as I'm concerned.

Henners91 wrote:Not seen the GKs or their codex... but the BA codex earned him an eternity in Nurgle's Garden as far as I'm concerned.

Hah, it's funny you bring up Nurgle's Garden....

/WANT TO DELIVER BABIES WHILE DOING THE CHA CHA? DRAIGO CAN DO IT