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Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

Dear Mat Ward

Thank you for the Branston Tang advert and the brilliant casting of Harry Hill
Please accept this jar of piccalillie as a token of my gratitude

Yours
Oliver Onion



 
   
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Tilter at Windmills






Manchester, NH

tavoittamaton wrote:You can't seriously believe the patron saint of Ireland was a teetotaller.


Jan Wolfhouse: Sounds like you guys fancy yourselves as drinkers,huh?
Rolf: Yeah, maybe a little bit,I think we just beat the Irish. [Laughs].

[/Beerfest]

Dear Matt Ward,

Thanks for writing all the funny parts of Beerfest for us while we were busy getting high and drunk. We didn't realize you'd bring our signature brand of comedy to your day job, but we think it works!

All the best,

Broken Lizard

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GW Public Relations Manager (Privateer Press Mole)







Dear 40k Players,

Thanks for all the cash.





Sincerely,

Matt "BloodNemesisFist" Ward

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Made in us
Slippery Ultramarine Scout Biker





Dear Matt Ward,
Thanks for the advice! Creating Legions of Space marines after I lost my primarchs was great a great success! Most of them were even found! Hell, maybe we can chill for beers or something when we're all back, I'm sure you want to see Horus and Rogal.
Can't wait to hang
The God Emperor of Mankind.

------
Dear Mr. Ward,
Thanks for the idea of creating a space marine rulebook! The name is pretty good too, "Codex Astartes", I'm sure everybody will love it.
-Roboute Guilliman

"As a sane man you are badly outnumbered again, my good lord. Perhaps you should defect and join us all." -Jack Snipe, Erfworld

We are steel. We are doom. We are the angels of death. The Emperor's chosen. Clad in the strongest steel and strengthened by the holiest of weapons. Our Armour is contempt. Our shields are disgust. Our swords are hatred. We are the mighty Space Marines. In the Emperor's name, we'll let none survive for we Know No Fear. 
   
Made in us
Stoic Grail Knight






Yendor

some of you may get this one

Hey Mr. Ward

Thank you for your work on the Space Marine, Blood Angels, and Grey Knight Codexes, they have inspired me to create fan fictions staring my cross over of sonichu and pikachu, wherein I live out all of my autistic adult fantasies. Maybe one day I can be a famous author like you!

your biggest fan,
Christian Weston Chandler, the TRUE AND ORIGINAL creator of Sonichu

peace and have a good day.

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Xom finds this thread hilarious!

My 5th Edition Eldar Tactica (not updated for 6th, historical purposes only) Walking the Path of the Eldar 
   
Made in us
Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!






Dear Matt,

Thanks for pickles.

-Chibi Bodge-Battle
   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

Dear Chibi

Thanks for Mat Ward.

A bit hard to digest and he kept repeating but went down a treat with the pickled guerkins. Om nom burp!

Best regards
Cannibal


 
   
Made in us
Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!






   
Made in jp
[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

Dear Matt Ward,

I heard you liked pickles so I put pickles on your pickles so you can pickle while you pickle.





Mr Hayward's.


I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in us
Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator





Dear Matt:

You are a wild man on the dance floor! Thanks for showing me some new moves. I'm gonna practice them so I show you up next time!

MC Hammer

“Who is to judge what is right and what is wrong? Great and powerful foes surround us; unknown miscreants gnaw at us from within. We are threatened with total annihilation. In days such as these we can afford no luxury of morality.” 
   
Made in gb
Screaming Banshee






Cardiff, United Kingdom

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:St. Patrick wasn't Irish.

Back on topic

Dear Mat O'Ward

Thank you for inventing BLU TAC and the way you left out some of the letters to save on typing time.
With BLU TAC I can safely put up pictures of my fave BLUMARINS

I tried thumb tacks (see how much harder it is to type that) but pricked my thumb and got blood all over the poster. Oh well Blood Angles poster now
and at least I didn't fall asleep for a hundred years LOLZ!
yours in adoration

Timmy


since the brewing process was, at the time the best way to get a clean drink

Hang on a moment
He could have just drunk tea
(St Patrick, not Mat Ward)


The predominancet of beer, at least to my knowledge, was because the West didn't realise that boiling water made it safe (unlike the Chinese, who, amusingly, are not resistant to the poisonous effects of alcohol as they did not expose themselves as much to it... yep... some documentary I saw suggested that Westerners evolved to be resistant to it).

   
Made in gb
Joined the Military for Authentic Experience






Nuremberg

Thank you Mat Ward, sincerely, for helping me stop spending money on Warhams Four Hundred Hundred.

   
Made in us
Boom! Leman Russ Commander





Princeton, WV

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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout






Birmingham, UK.

FOR GOD SAKE, ALL YOU TROLLS OUT THERE LEAVE MATT WARD THE ALONE YOU
If you don't like what he's done, tough, its GW history now, stop bloody complaining and leave the guy alone.
I agreen with the OP he has done amazing things on the SM's, I love C:SM, C:BA and despite not having C:GK yet but having read April's white dwarf, I can only think its awesome to.

Seriously, all you trolls out there, leave the guy be.

The Rout, Vlka Fenryka, Warrior Kings of Fenris.... the Space Wolves. Horus Heresy. Sixth Great Company. 1500pts. In progress.

"Atop a sea, a crimson red,
Axe to bare, land paved with dead,
Strode the Jaw, teeth bared in snarl,
Glimmering maw, death in hand."
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience






Nuremberg

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
LEAVE HER ALONE!
JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!one.

I love how "troll" is now internet slang for "person who disagrees with me".

   
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Infiltrating Broodlord





United States

Dear Matt Ward,

Nice merkin.

- BuFFo

Ayn Rand "We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality" 
   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

Dear Mat

Thank you for the music
The songs we're singing....

We couldn't have become a top exporter without your lyrics.
Also for the Ikea furniture and the super car designs.
You really put Sweden on the map.

Please accept a tin of pickled herring as a token of our gratitude.

love from
Anni, Bjorn, Benny and Agnethaxxxx

 
   
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GW Public Relations Manager (Privateer Press Mole)







Lord Scythican wrote: *binary code*



That's the hardest I've laughed all thread----very well done.

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Boom! Leman Russ Commander





Princeton, WV

AgeOfEgos wrote:
Lord Scythican wrote: *binary code*



That's the hardest I've laughed all thread----very well done.


I was really hoping someone would have translated that for a laugh. The binary fit the letter perfect didn't it?
   
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

Dear Matt Ward,

Thank you for being a lover, not a fighter.

Mike El'Jackson

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

Dear Mat Ward

Thank you for inventing the binary system.

Please accept this Pickle Wars DOS game as a token of my appreciation


HAL

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Alluring Mounted Daemonette






Matt Ward,

Thanks for your efforts. There has NEVER been a codex or rules release without naysayers. No one could do it perfectly, or satisfy everyone. It's so easy to criticize...yet none of the critics have ever even written a codex. I doubt any of them are even published. I like the GK. I like the SM (except Power of the Machine Spirit ) I like BA. I play Necrons, and my hopes are high for them. Keep doing what you're doing, and let the bilge and filth from the naysayers slide right off of you.

Good job, man.


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40k players are like Star Wars fans: they won't like anything new that comes out, because they've made the earlier versions or originals so "perfect" in their mind's eye that nothing will ever compare. Even though the new films were superior to the old in almost every way, few fans will admit it because the older stuff has become iconic.

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Nightbringer's Darkness 3000 Points
Titan's Knights of the Round: 4000 points

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." JFK 
   
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Dear Matt,

Khorne is pleased.

   
Made in us
Boom! Leman Russ Commander





Princeton, WV

Dear Matt Ward,

Thank you for sending you ever faithful and loyal servant bot Shenra to impart its wisdom onto us. I do detect some error in his programming code. It centers around various codices that you have written and the Original Trilogy. Run Norton and then reboot your computer to ensure the programming code is working correctly. If this doesn't work, try system restore.

Sincerely,

The Computer Doctor
617-267-6961

   
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Longtime Dakkanaut




St. Louis, Missouri

Automatically Appended Next Post:
40k players are like Star Wars fans: they won't like anything new that comes out, because they've made the earlier versions or originals so "perfect" in their mind's eye that nothing will ever compare. Even though the new films were superior to the old in almost every way, few fans will admit it because the older stuff has become iconic.


Jar Jar Binks - Your argument is now null and void

And if you're drinkin' well, you know that you're my friend and I say "I think I'll have myself a beer"
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Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

Shenra wrote:
Automatically Appended Next Post:
40k players are like Star Wars fans: they won't like anything new that comes out, because they've made the earlier versions or originals so "perfect" in their mind's eye that nothing will ever compare. Even though the new films were superior to the old in almost every way, few fans will admit it because the older stuff has become iconic.

Thats not right..... The older films are better!

Anyway Dear Matt Ward,

Thank you for making the internet hate you even more.

Sincerely,
Asherian.

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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut




St. Louis, Missouri

Dear Mr Ward,

I just wanted to thank you for the info of carbon filaments vs. the metallic filaments I was originally working on...and yes, you were right, the carbonized bamboo filament offered the longest life span.

Your Friend,

Thomas Edison

And if you're drinkin' well, you know that you're my friend and I say "I think I'll have myself a beer"
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Made in ca
Regular Dakkanaut





Lord Scythican wrote:*Binary*


Translation:

Dear Matt Ward,

Thank you for relaying our transmissions to SETI research center. Once they build our machine and we distract Dr. Ellie Arroway, we will begin our invasion.

Thanks

David Morse


Dear Matt Ward,

Thank you for teaching me about Electricity. I hope to invent many wonderful things with it in the future.
Yours truely,
Nikola Tesla

P.S. Please don't help Thomas Edison. He's a dick.

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Longtime Dakkanaut




St. Louis, Missouri

Dear Matt Ward,

Thank you for relaying our transmissions to SETI research center. Once they build our machine and we distract Dr. Ellie Arroway, we will begin our invasion.

Thanks

David Morse


Dear Matt Ward,

Thank you for teaching me about Electricity. I hope to invent many wonderful things with it in the future.
Yours truely,
Nikola Tesla

P.S. Please don't help Thomas Edison. He's a dick.


ROFL

And if you're drinkin' well, you know that you're my friend and I say "I think I'll have myself a beer"
DS:80+SG-M-B--IPw40k09-D++A+/mWD-R++T(Ot)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Boom! Leman Russ Commander





Princeton, WV

I am glad a few people got the binary code joke. You really have to see that movie and know who David Morse and Dr. Ellie Arroway are to get it. The binary code part will make sense as well.

Thanks for translating it Lord Castellan!

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