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Then what in god's dank library are you?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Then what in god's dank library are you?

Perturabo, Lord of the Iron Warriors, and a Warhammer 40.000 player.

What the hell is Warhammer 40,000? Is that some sort of rock band?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
What the hell is Warhammer 40,000? Is that some sort of rock band?

Warhammer 40,000 (informally known as Warhammer 40K, WH40K or simply 40K) is a tabletop miniature wargame produced by Games Workshop, set in a dystopian science-fantasy "grimdark" universe.

Table top min... that sounds like a huge waste of time! Kids should be learning the values of actually slaughtering their fellow man instead of playing chess! You know where chess gets you, Bortable? It gets you book smarts. And everyone knows nothing good comes out of a book.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Table top min... that sounds like a huge waste of time! Kids should be learning the values of actually slaughtering their fellow man instead of playing chess! You know where chess gets you, Bortable? It gets you book smarts. And everyone knows nothing good comes out of a book.

I replay wars I thought and see if I could have done anything better.

I live in 40k. But I still play 40k. It like playsecption.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:
What the hell is Warhammer 40,000? Is that some sort of rock band?

Warhammer 40,000 (informally known as Warhammer 40K, WH40K or simply 40K) is a tabletop miniature wargame produced by Games Workshop, set in a dystopian science-fantasy "grimdark" universe.

Are you trying to imply something about the Republic? We'll have none of that!

...Also, concerning our marginal plot armor, that's only our own unit. All the other troopers are quite literally plot punching bags.

 sing your life wrote:
I live in 40k. But I still play 40k. It like playsecption.

Do you have a miniature of yourself?

KommissarKiln wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:
What the hell is Warhammer 40,000? Is that some sort of rock band?

Warhammer 40,000 (informally known as Warhammer 40K, WH40K or simply 40K) is a tabletop miniature wargame produced by Games Workshop, set in a dystopian science-fantasy "grimdark" universe.

Are you trying to imply something about the Republic? We'll have none of that!

...Also, concerning our marginal plot armor, that's only our own unit. All the other troopers are quite literally plot punching bags.

What Republic? Does it consort with the Imperium?

sing your life wrote:I live in 40k. But I still play 40k. It like playsecption.

I know, right?

Wait. You're an Eldar. Die, Xeno-scum!

 TheCustomLime wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
I live in 40k. But I still play 40k. It like playsecption.

Do you have a miniature of yourself?

Sing Your Life: I was going to make a conversion of her.

So, I guess what I am asking and what everyone in this room is asking... do you play with yourself, Macho? *Snickers*

OOC: Stockings and all?

Still no MUTOs?

I am hungry.

They look like this: *Holds up WANTED poster*

I saw one of those things back in Teufort except it wasn't moving. Or in one piece. Or even in a few doze pieces.

I am only interested in finding living ones.

Macho is one in disguise.

Oooooooooh?

*Stares at Macho*

Eat it. You can do it!

*Ashizilla's jaws close in on Macho*

I have a 4++ save you know. And I can inflict instant death.

OOC: I was going to use the plastic Farseer's legs, so no.

4++?

That's cute, I guess.

I don't think you have better protection.

Hey! That's my date you're munching on! Stop doing so or else I'll... uhhh... or else... I'll show everyone that awful Godzilla 2000 movie! Then no one will ever take you seriously again!

 sing your life wrote:
I don't think you have better protection.

1+ Plot Armor Save and a 1++ Invulnerable Plot Armor Save.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Hey! That's my date you're munching on! Stop doing so or else I'll... uhhh... or else... I'll show everyone that awful Godzilla 2000 movie! Then no one will ever take you seriously again!

If you showed us that film would it count as watching a movie together?

Yes. But why is this so important to you?

You said that sex had to be earned with a romantic dinner, a movie and jewelary. We have alreadtpy had a romantic dinner of cookies.

Is that all I am to you? Just some sort of... uhh... what do the kids call it these days... a Butt Call?

What exactly is a "butt call"?

Someone you just call over for sexual intercourse. I think. I don't understand teenagers these days.