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2015/11/29 22:22:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Oh, hello there!
OOC: Welcome! Just a heads up, I'm two people. When I do stuff in blue (well, cyan) I am my current avatar. Otherwise I'm an earch caste scientist
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/11/29 22:23:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Stops trying to shoot own head off] See! I said they'd recognise me! They've sent a fething commissar!
[Drops pistol and runs]
Just let him run until he gets tired.
Ooc: howdy as well! Occasionally there's a daemon talks with pink text. The commissar hasn't been properly exorcised.
God we're a complicated lot in here.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/11/29 22:27:23
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2015/11/29 22:29:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*sees the commissar arrive and nonchalantly turns back to the computer*
Nothing to see here...
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/29 22:30:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Oh, I still have my plasma pistol. 20 shots and no ones!
Yay!
Fine, no one gets hurt if they tell me where the caffine is!
*pistol hand shaking visibly* caffine! Cafinate me!
Ooc thankjs for telling me, good old fish people with too many guns.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/11/29 22:31:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Well, here's something for the second one. I'll see if we have anything you'd consider conventional for medicine.
*hands Jhe a flask before going off to look for medicine*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/11/29 22:35:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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This dimension is improving
* strange, im not inclined to shoot this xeno*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/11/29 22:38:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Skids to a halt] He just wants caffeine? Hah.
For a moment I thought I was in trouble...
You still are.
Oh. [Puts head in hands and despairs]
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2015/11/29 22:41:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hello, Commissar! You'll find the caffeine maker has just mysteriously activated. I won't explain how.
Oh, Benny... Don't worry. I'm sure he's not for you!
...Why were you filming your conquests anyway?
*Mentally sends him the files of him and Macha*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/29 22:46:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Finally. My prechous, not had caffine in 4 hours, man that was rough.
*cuts out the mug and drinks from the pot*
I'm not adict, just safer when I have caffine, no way am I addicted.....
Ooc OK, we have some rather creative ideas here!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/11/29 22:52:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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OOC: 400 pages of character development has been good for V. He started as a puritan asshat Tech-priest, then became far more liberal, then died and became an AI, then basically became a god due to getting a planet's worth of computing power, and is now a fairly normal, if extremely intelligent and technopathic, human.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/29 22:57:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ooc that's dedicated. Not sure il ever match that with a simple commissar with a caffine addiction.
Credit where credits due :-)
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/11/29 23:04:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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OOC: I've found the secret is not getting bored. I got bored (due to power level at the time) of V for a while, so I ran as THE KING for a while.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/29 23:15:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks troubled] It wasn't my idea! She wanted a record of how it looked when using her new- [Notices other commissar nearby] -equipment.
[Shuffles feet] Said it was recording on private settings. Now my ... [waves hand] ... Aquila... Is all over the noosphere connected to Daemonette misbehaviour.
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2015/11/29 23:23:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Agh a fine upstanding commissar!
*tosses a data slate, aqulla protect 7.8, even has a built in ward for those pesky scrap code on fine upstanding websites. *sarcasam*
Can,t be to bad, not like your in a relationship with a deamonette and a dark eldar at same time?
Laughs and curls to sleep next to the caffine maker..
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/29 23:30:59
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/11/29 23:32:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh, the Eldar wasn't exactly a relatio-
*Hand over mouth*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/29 23:40:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Stares very hard at Verviedi]
[Puts a blanket over the sleeping commissar]
Not at the same time, no.
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2015/11/29 23:40:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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double post
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/29 23:40:57
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/29 23:45:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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What, eh must have been nothing. Not like I worked for inquisition or anything.*laughs and goes back to sleep*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/11/29 23:46:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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So, WK, what happened to get you mind-wiped? You can tell me.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/29 23:50:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*shuffles his feet a bit more*
*looks guilty*
Well.............. I apparently had a relationship with a Dark Eldar Succubus and may have inadvertently given up secrets that led to the death of 4 Hive Worlds. The Inquisition doesn't take kindly to Genocide that they don't commit. So at last count I was accused of the murder of 4 Trillion innocent people and 540 counts of consorting with Xenos. The only reason they didn't kill me is because my cousin is the Governor of Elysia, and they didn't want to lose the support of the Drop Troops.....
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/29 23:56:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Wait. 4 trillion? I only have 30 billion, and I took over a sub-sector!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/30 00:00:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Well. They were rather important forge worlds that were supplying arms to a nearby crusade...
*shuffles a bit more*
*notices Bob*
Oh s***, I think I recognize him
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/30 00:06:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well, I suppose I didn't kill that many people, I just took over the planets' resources. By my last count, I had assimilated 3 Forge Worlds, seventeen Dead Worlds, eight Agri-Worlds, and ten Industrial Worlds.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/30 00:17:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Well I just inadvertently passed on information that led to those planets being raided by Dark Eldar. It was.... horrifying to behold.
*shudders*
You know, I think I preferred having amnesia.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/30 00:22:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I've only ever killed people in person. Mostly very close proximity. [Looks uneasily at War Kitten]
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2015/11/30 00:42:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Oh don't give me that look, at least the one I was in a relationship with actually had a discernable gender. With you nobody knows what the feth is going on!
*looks very angry*
How many of my comrades have been executed by you for no real reason?
*hand strays toward las pistol*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/30 00:52:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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..? I lost count after the first month. It's... Definitely past three digits.
[Stares at wall] All of them face to face.
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2015/11/30 01:03:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*sighs*
I shouldn't blame you. I killed 4 trillion people, at least you had the guts to look them in the eye. I hate myself....
*draws pistol and looks at it*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/30 01:21:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Places hand on WK's pistol and forces it down*
There's no reason to be hasty. We all make mistakes.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/30 01:22:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Picks up bolt pistol again and holsters it] I'd blame me, if I remembered why I did it.
Guts, brainwashing, following orders, I suppose it all works out the same for the dead.
[Blinks] In my case it's just trauma and repression. I don't think I was ever mind wiped. So there's that. [Looks optimistic]
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