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**Co'tor Shas**

Welll.....

Actually, never-mind.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Looks at Co'tor] Go on, explain. I'm not going to be mad, just entirely unsurprised at this point.

**War Kitten**

I'm not really sure how I escaped the Dark City..... Maybe I had help? I don't know. *pauses as he remembers something*
Oh my God-Emperor that Succubus is still after me. *pauses again*
At least she doesn't know where I live now.
*looks relieved*

**Verviedi**

All of these situations makes me very glad that I'm still... eligible.

*Twitches slightly*

Caffeine, anyone?

**2BlackJack1**

Bah, what's one more thing trying to kill us? You're pretty lucky, gue'la, I'd rather be in this room when something is trying to kill me than with a squad of your terminators guarding me. And trust me, I've fought against some of them. This place is worse.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Grabs WK and examines the back of his neck] Unless you always had a green flashing birthmark, I wouldn't be so certain. [Taps finger on tracker]

They only let go of their playthings when it suits their needs or amuses them. Trust me on that one.

**Co'tor Shas**

During your personality transfer I sort'a, kind'a "hid" a few things from ]you for my own security....

Nothing important, just a few things from my workshop I didn't want you to accidentally leak.

Or be discovered and misused my a certain demon.

**War Kitten**

*feels the back of his neck*
Oh feth! *to Co'tor" You wouldn't know how to remove a tracking device from my spine would you? I'm not keen on going back there, no matter how nice some of it felt....
*looks distracted*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Chuckles] Like I'd understand a tenth of the things you get up to in your workshop, Co'tor. Fair play to that though.

[Looks at WK] You'd have to find a living being to attach this to instead. It flashes with what I assume is your heart rate. No pulse, and they'll know you removed it.

**Co'tor Shas**

Ummm, maybe? I haven't dealt much with Eldar technology, too namby-pamby-space-magical for my liking, but I can certainly take a look at it. As long as it isn't directly integrated into your spinal cord it should be easy enough. If it is, than it may be set to kill you if someone tries to remove it, so we'll have to be extra careful then..

**2BlackJack1**

*smiles*

Why, I think I've got a solution to that one. I've never eaten a Dark Eldar before, and I think I could have some fun taking on this one.

*stretches out hand*

May I?

**War Kitten**

Do you really think you can take on a Succubus? They are the greatest fighters of the Wych Cults. I saw one tear her way through an entire ork mob and not even have her flesh touched. I would not dare risk your life like that.

**Co'tor Shas**

I may have something that would help for that.

Drugs. Fabulous drugs.

**War Kitten**

*to 2bj1*
You do realize that they use combat drugs too? The best ones

**Verviedi**

*Returns to pillow-closet*

I'm not going to get involved with this. Honestly, I have had enough of the Eldar after seeing all of those videos.

**War Kitten**

I don't blame you, the DE are terrifying at the best of times.
*DE Raider flashes by the window*
What was that? *moment of realization*
Oh feth!
*jumps in the pillow closet too*
nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
*burrows deep into the pillows*

**2BlackJack1**

*grips his rifle and waves over several Kroot and Krootox*

Don't let the dancer get anywhere near the guardsman.

*shakes head*

I've fought Space Wolves, how much worse can this be?

**Co'tor Shas**

*picks up megaphone*
HELLO SMELLY ELDAR PERSONS! LEAVE NOW AND I'LL LET YOU LIVE! MAYBE!

There we go, that should rile them up.

**War Kitten**

*several DE Raiders come flying through the window, and scythe down several Kroot with Splinter Cannon fire before darting back out another window*
*is now on the floor the closet clutching his head and muttering*
Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop!

OOC: Going for traumatized here, is it ok or too much you think?

**ZergSmasher**

*To fellow Protoss*

"Post guards around the entrances. We don't need any of those Dark Eldar messing around in here."

*Zealots fan out and cover all the entrances, activating their shields and energy blades*

OOC: Ninja'd again!

**2BlackJack1**

By the Hawks, I'll kill this wych myself.

[A black rift starts to open in the sky]

Of course, some allies might not hurt eitger.

*smiles wickedly*

OOC: I don't think it's too much. I'd say go for it.

**War Kitten**

*Raiders dart back through the window scything down several more Kroot*
*Reaver Jetbikes dart after them and slice a Kroot in half with their bladevanes*
*still muttering*

**2BlackJack1**

*Tzeentchi daemons spill out of the rift and start killing Dark Eldar*

Feth yeah! Let's go!

*starts hurling fireballs and lightning at the Eldar*

*barely avoids several poison tipped blades*

**War Kitten**

*Reavers jet back into the room and scythe down the demons*
*Raiders zoom in through a nearby window and several squads of Wyches jump off and engage the Kroot in hand to hand combat*
*Succubus has not shown up yet*
*opens the closet door and sees the battle*
Feth.

**2BlackJack1**

*more daemons keep coming out of the warp, replacing any losses*

*incinerates a Dark Eldar who charges at him*

Where's your girlfriend, gue'la? I was promised a good fight from her.

**War Kitten**

You act like I know? I was drugged out of my mind for most of the time I spent there. Besides, she won't come till the moment is right, Succubi have a flair for the dramatic.
*Lone Venom darts into the room, Firing Splinter Cannons at the Kroot*
*Null Field is deployed, closing the Rift*

**Co'tor Shas**

Any second now...

Ah, here they are.

*a large groups of remora's, flying low across the plane, loose their weapons into the DE and wheel back for another pass*

**War Kitten**

*Several Razorwings jet into the room and engage the Remora's in combat*
*Succubus leaps out of the Venom with several Incubi who all immediately begin to cut down the Kroot*
Oh feth no!
*falls to the ground convulsing*

**2BlackJack1**

*krootox comes from behind the Dark Eldar and rips him in half before he can escape*

Now this, this is a banquet.

*scoops up a piece of an Eldar and takes a bite*

Now, where's that gloom prism? I'm not sure how much I like not being able to use any warp trickery.

**War Kitten**

OOC: You killed one DE, there are many left*
BIC:
*Incubi charge into 2bj1 swinging their klaives, the Succubus charges in with them and hits 2bj1 with the butt of her Archite Glaive*
*from the floor*
There she is......