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OOC: Well, I fried a few, not to mention the daemons and Kroot fighting back, and I'd imagine the Protoss were doing some behind the scenes fighting as well.

BIC: *jumps back from the wych and produces a melta bomb*

Here, hold this for a second.

*throws the bomb at the Dark Eldar and leaps out the window*

OOC: Ah yes, I forgot about that. Sorry

*Succubus barely dodges out of the way*
*Incubi get melted*
*Succubus gets up and glares at me*
Hi baby! I meant to call you honest!
*dragged off to the Butter Tank by my ear*
*rest of the DE get back on their Raiders and go out the window*

OOC: No worries. By the sounds of it, my Kroot are still being worse off. (Not too surprising, seeing as how they have rifles against a race that can make black holes in a box)

BIC: *is backed into a corner by the Eldar*

Help would be appreciated, guys.

[A squad of Kroot in refitted Battle Suits march out of Co'tor's workshop and open fire on the Eldar]

I knew they would be a good investment!

*fires several plasma rounds at the Dark Eldar before leaving them to fight the Kroot, and starts heading towards the Butter Tank*

*All the remaining DE get back onto their vehicles and leave the Room*
*chair flies out of the Butter Tank and hits 2bj1 in the face*
*crashing sounds*
*plate flies out the top hatch*
*explosion*
*from inside the tank*
Now baby, listen, I was going to come visit you. Honest!
*more crashing sounds*

*wipes blood off of his face*

I really will kill her now...

*pulls out a chain knife and walks through the open door, crouching behind an upturned sofa*

*Wakes up*

Oh hey what happened ... smoked a couple j's before walking through that portal... crashing hard..

*Stands up and finds the sink for a glass of water, ignoring the carnage and flying ships*

OOC: Can never keep up with you gents!

OOC: Was kind of hoping to make this like BC and the Daemonette, will have to see how it goes. Hopefully this isn't annoying everyone with how long the fight has been going on.

BIC:
*more crashing sounds can be heard further away in the Tank*
Hey! No! Don't touch that!
*more crashing sounds*

OOC: We are a pretty fast lot. And as for your new lady friend, I saw some similarities between you two and BC and his daemonette lass.

BIC:
They certainly made a mess in here. I hope he's alright, I'd rather have more gue'la interested in my well being than ones that want me dead around here.

*Gets glass of water*

So I was sent here to .... eh... get rid of your daemon problem...

*Looks around questioningly*

You do have a daemon problem right?

Dark Eldar? Nope and nope! My ex was a Haemocumoli(spelling?) and after that gagball of crazy i dont want that. Same with daemons actually

*Surveys the battle zone. Several Protoss Zealots are wounded, but miraculously none are dead.*

"Those Dark Eldar might come back. We must bolster our defenses before they do."

*Several Immortals and Stalkers, as well as fresh Zealots, arrive and take up guard positions. Overhead, a Carrier, two Phase Prisms, and several Phoenix fighters arrive and begin hovering.*

[Wakes up whilst several DE are stealing the fridge and furniture on the way out] [Drops off sofa before it vanishes out of window] ...?
[Looks around at mess] I think sometimes that I sleep a little too soundly.

[Hears racket from Butter Tank] ...! [Runs over in time to see WK and the succubus levitated out of one hatch by a cross Kimmy in ducky pyjamas] Looks like someone doesn't like being woken up either.

Plasma shot brings down the dark eldar stealing the caffine maker. Now it's on!

Cafinate!
*goes into side room and comes out covered in chunks of dark eldar* don,t ask, they tried to take the caffine from me, did not go well for them. Sits down with a cup of tea in the corner. Anyone want a cup of tea?

*Commisar sits in corner making tea with a old fashioned tea pot and strainer*

*Crawls back out from under pillow pile*

...There was a camera out there. I saw everything. Is everyone all right?

*steps out of the Butter Tank*

I'm alright. A few knocks and bruises, but nothing more. I can't say the same for others of my kin...

*sweeps hand at the carnage of the battle*

Now, I think that wych owes me something.

*hands Kimmy a lollipop to calm her down, she takes it and drops back into the Tank*
Oh feth.
*succubus and I fall through the hatch*
*crashing sounds resume*

*Yep, sat in corner drinking tea* though the office needs a clean, filled with sliced eldar chunks.

*passes out hot cups of tea* normal tea i promise, cures everything.

*Opens the hatch to tbe butter-tank and enters, bearing handgun*

Where are you...?

*more crashing sounds*
I don't know...

Meow? (War Kitten, why are you crashing?)

OOC: Sorry I have not been posting much. Had a bunch of other stuff going on (Like scanning tons upon tons of family photos)

*Turns in flashlight and retrieves Urdesh-pattern assault cannon from a weapons locker*

I'm coming to get you!

*Follows crashing*

[Looks troubled] I know we play rough in there, but he's only a guardsman, he could get hurt.
[Looks around] That and the Daemonette is still in there.

[Crashing noise and Daemonette is hurled out, landing neatly] [She looks incredibly pissed and charges back inside, chittering]

I err... Tea, you say, Commissar? [Sits down and helps with the tea]

*chair comes flying out the door and barely misses Verviedi*
I said I would call you and I was going to! Honest!
*gets flung across the hallway after the chair*
I'm fine, she's just a bit angry with me.

*

*Investigates chair*

*Sprints up to WK and places him securely behind the chair*

*Levels assault cannon at door and loads high explosive anti-tank rounds*

...What sort of threat level is she? I may not be able to effectively engage without my enhanced targetting.

Well, good luck hitting her. She's got a very good dodge. Besides, she's not hurting anyone at the moment, she's fine.
*seems out of it*

There is a reason why I chose this weapon. It empties a 50-round magazine in two seconds. I should score at least one hit, unless she's really that good.

*Advances into the room, eye to assault cannon sight*

(BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-)

Ayhaahhhhh!

*Silence*

*every shot missed*
*Succubus gives Verviedi an odd look and shakes her head at him*
Told you....

Well, I could send her through a warp rift a few times if you want. That tends to calm people down.

Oh she's fine, she's not hurting anyone yet.
*still out of it*