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2015/11/30 15:47:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Butter Tank beeps in confusion and alarm at Verviedi having anti tank rounds, ejects absolutely everyone including the Daemonette, Kimmy and several confused cats, slams hatches and leaves at speed]
[Sips tea] You upset it. [Tank sits behind sofa and, aims turret and growls at anyone approaching]
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2015/11/30 15:49:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Abandons assault cannon on the ground*
How is that possible?!
*Backs up into wall*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/30 15:52:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*is now laying on the floor*
*to the Butter Tank*
That wasn't nice you know.
*gets up slowly*
I'm ok.
*dragged by the ear by the Succubus over to the now empty Guard Barracks*
Ok, Ok we can talk!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/30 15:58:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Butter tank flashes brake lights and beeps]
...apparently the firing was hurty and hard to repair. The tank doesn't regenerate like the walls and room do. [Looks sad and reaches over and pats tank]
So it's sulking and now we have to find somewhere else to sleep until it feels better.
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2015/11/30 16:18:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'm sorry! I didn't think that the rounds could actually damage such thick armor!
*Attempts to get Succubus off of WK*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/30 16:25:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*waves Verviedi off*
We're just going to talk. Don't worry about it!
*disappears into the barracks*
*Farseer walks back in*
Hello Humans! The runes of fate have brought me back here. How's it going?
OOC: I really do have trouble sticking to a character. Maybe be because I have ADD. I'll try to have a bit more advanced warning next time.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/30 16:28:33
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/30 16:26:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well, I'm actually human again! You may remember me as a disembodied voice.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/30 16:49:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Eldar!
Not more eldar!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/11/30 17:10:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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? What? What did I do?
*looks confused*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/30 17:16:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Dark eldar just tried to steal my caffine machine
*drinks caffine* my preciousness
As I was saying...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/11/30 17:24:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*shakes her head*
Humans....
*sets fire to the caffeine machine with her mind*
There! Fixed. You can be free of that evil substance now
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/30 17:34:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Noooo!
My caffine! *loads shells into Earthshaker. *
Cafinate!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/11/30 17:43:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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MEOW!!!!!!!!!!! (WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE CAT GOD IS GOING ON HERE??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!!!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/11/30 17:43:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Attempts to coax butter tank back out] It'll be okay, Verviedi put the gun down, and the nice tech priest lady can come and take a look at you. You like her.
[Tank beeps and grumbles]
At least let Kimmy back in, all her things and clothes are in her room.
[More beeping] [Hatch opens]
Good tank. [Pats it]
[Looks around at commissar loading Earthshaker] I think it might be time for a holiday...
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2015/11/30 17:51:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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The eldar destroyed the caffine maker!
It's a logical response!
*finally loads round*, hmm am I over reacting?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/11/30 17:54:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*The Earthshaker cannon begins violently swiveling*
That is very much an exaggeration.
*A servo-skull flies off to extinguish the caffeine machine*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/30 17:59:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*sits and thinks*
Hmm maybe that doctor was right. I could cut down on the caffine. Maybe only 20 cups a day?
20 cups is a low number......
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/11/30 18:07:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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That is still a rather high number. I only have one in the morning, after I wake up.
*Shrieky noise from kitchen*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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0019/11/30 18:20:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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What are you currently drinking daily? [Looks concerned] And how are you not constantly in the bathroom?
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2015/11/30 18:30:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Navy issue caffine rations, blend 23J 45D is too bitter and guard ration is just, urghhhhh
Nice, smooth with little need for suger.
Umm, well, augmented kidneys, they turn water into power and that in turn powers my replacement heart. Bad incident with a marine manelevant on Armageddon....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/11/30 18:32:40
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Walks over to War kitten*
Wow well your the best thing I have seen sense I got here! Whats your name honey?
*Thumbs to self* They call me... Ash I am kinda of a big deal.
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/11/30 18:37:30
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*walks up and looks at the hyperactive commissar inquisitively*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/11/30 18:39:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*looks up*
Your not switching me to decaf? *voice trembling*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/11/30 18:43:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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... [Climbs up and sits in the turret] I think it's indeed time for a break. Go and see how winter is celebrated in other places. Hopefully with less explosives.
[Tank beeps] [Daemonette scampers aboard] [Kimmy looks torn]
It's entirely up to you. There's still much to learn here if you wish, or you can come on holiday for a bit. We'll be back in time for Christmas, I think.
[Kimmy nods and climbs up into turret] No firing the gun at other cars, okay?
[Waves to rest of room] [Tank trundles out of door and heads towards main road, beeping happily and trailing tinsel]
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2015/11/30 18:47:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Watch's tank trundle out. Well he seemed OK. His girlfriend was creepy though.
Ooc
Christmas is not always easiest time of year, best of luck to you.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/11/30 18:48:38
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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OOC: Hope everything turns out OK. 
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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0014/04/20 18:56:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ooc: It can't really. Finances are a messy thing. Don't have them, I don't recommend them.
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2015/11/30 18:59:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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OOC: Damn. I'm hoping things don't go too badly. Best of luck!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/30 19:00:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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OOC: Hope everything works out ok
BIC:*to ZK*
Funny, you don't look like a big deal, am I supposed to know you? You might be thinking of my sister Macha
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/30 19:02:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ooc , good luck, and if your on a road trip in thee butter tank for abit. Have a merry Christhmas. Well as good Christmas as you get, hopefulyly merry anyway
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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