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2015/12/04 19:51:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*tanks make it safely in and blast doors seal behind *
Phew, building time!
*workshop starts up*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/04 19:51:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*flash gitz teleport out of secret room and fire snazzgunz at War Kitten*
Keep firing!
*power klaw nobz go into close combat, killing War Kitten*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/12/04 19:55:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*parry's all of the Power Klaws and guts one of the Nobs*
IS THIS THE BEST YOU HAVE TO OFFER? YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF MY BLADE!
*ducks under another Klaw before breaking that nob's knee*
FOR THE PRIMARCH! *stabs a boy *FOR THE EMPEROR! *melta bombs a battle wagon* FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MAN!
*guts 2 more boys*
*gets on the vox*
REQUESTING FIRE MISSION! COORDINATES XYZ436BRAVO, FIRE FOR EFFECT!
*thunderhawks zoom by and blow up all the remaining boys and wagons and stompas*
*points sword at Badrukk*
YOUR END HAS COME VILE BEAST!
*charges Badrukk*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/04 19:56:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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I SURRENDER!
*drops gun and teleports into secret room*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/12/04 20:03:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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FETH! He got away......
*sits down on couch and begins wiping off power swords*
So, who wants coffee?
*looks up*
What?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/04 20:16:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*opens peep hole*
Did someone say coffee?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/04 20:26:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Selling Terran Coffee for $45 a glass!
Dactyrian Coffee is only $22 per mug though!
*Peeks into Kaptin's secret room.*
Care for some Squig-brewed Caffine?
Oh and WK, I found this plasma sword impaled into my bar. Care to explain?
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/12/04 20:28:03
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2015/12/04 20:27:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Thraka is selling some. Will this work for payment?
*holds up bag of scavenged ork weapons and teef*
If not I can pay in solid gold.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/04 20:29:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Hmmmm.... I'll give you a quest. The rewards being 6 cups of strong Terran coffee. Find me 32 Guala Berries, 4 pounds of Macadamian nuts, and 2 racks of Bantha ribs
But 1st GET THIS SWORD OUT OF MY BAR!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/04 20:30:51
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2015/12/04 20:33:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I didn't put that sword there, I still have both of mine
*holds up swords to emphasize this*
It probably came from one of the exploding Stomas
*points to massive pile of burning wreckage*
But if you insist...
*takes the sword out and tosses it to Jhe*
Happy Emperor day!
I'll go on that quest now.
*strides off*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/04 20:33:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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3 coffee's please *puts 150 down, * keep the change. Terran
*catchs sword,* neat, thanks, always liked swords
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/04 20:34:57
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/04 20:50:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Coming right up sir! And thank you for that most excellent tip!
I'm considering branching out in to blades, firearms, and casseroles. Anyone interested?
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2015/12/04 20:55:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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I'm fine for now, currently building a single slice toaster out of a wrecked baneblade and a few other parts. Lightweight, only 200 tons.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/04 20:58:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*walks back into the room*
*armor is scorched, dented, and scratched*
Found that stuff you wanted.
*hands it to Thrakka*
Who knew that all of that could be found in a dragon's nest?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/04 20:59:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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What on Earth is Badrukk doing?
Hold on. I don't have to leave this table until you tell me what exactly that device is.
*The teleporter array Badrukk is using begins to spark and flicker*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/04 21:02:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*See's trouble coming and cheerly waves and goes back to building the toaster*
il just leave before i have to re spawn. baneblade toasters don't build themselves
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/04 21:03:11
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/04 21:44:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Wow. Who knew WK?
Thanks. Here's your beverages. And a couple repair kits for that armor. Oh, and have some blue paint! Can't forget how importante that is.
OOC:
I love how I've become the vendor of everything. 
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2015/12/04 21:58:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ooc, and my commisar is so crazy he can build a 200 ton single slice toaster without issue.
Least its lighter than the coffee maker lol
Bic anything you do not sell?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/04 22:01:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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OOC: it's a cool role. Adds some fun to the room, we've been a bit too serious lately. When this thread started out the silly was cranked up to 10
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/04 22:22:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ooc we had a Faraeer who hated coffee, a 35,000 ton coffee maker, a cog angel, buttertanks, a paranoid sniper, among other crazy thinks in short time I joined. My commissr is part ork mek lol?
Bic
*sound of workshop grows louder and several truck loads of random scrap metal drive in*
Yay, at last my invention takes shape.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/04 22:39:51
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/04 22:56:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 jhe90 wrote:Ooc we had a Faraeer who hated coffee, a 35,000 ton coffee maker, a cog angel, buttertanks, a paranoid sniper, among other crazy thinks in short time I joined. My commissr is part ork mek lol?
Bic
*sound of workshop grows louder and several truck loads of random scrap metal drive in*
Yay, at last my invention takes shape.
OOC: Two of those three things were my characters. I fully intend to bring back both of those characters at some point.
BIC:
*is now haggling with Thraka over coffee prices*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/04 23:00:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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 War Kitten wrote: jhe90 wrote:Ooc we had a Faraeer who hated coffee, a 35,000 ton coffee maker, a cog angel, buttertanks, a paranoid sniper, among other crazy thinks in short time I joined. My commissr is part ork mek lol?
Bic
*sound of workshop grows louder and several truck loads of random scrap metal drive in*
Yay, at last my invention takes shape.
OOC: Two of those three things were my characters. I fully intend to bring back both of those characters at some point.
BIC:
*is now haggling with Thraka over coffee prices*
Ooc, well ii ff she comes, I think my space wolf might have to visit.
She will love him, fluffy and so many wolf references!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/04 23:08:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Anything I don't sell? Easy. I don't sell cosmetics
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2015/12/04 23:12:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*rummaging around in Thraka's store*
You also don't sell cyclonic torpedos. Shame too, I wanted one for Xmas
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/04 23:22:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Yeah, we did but then we had a accidental detonation in the shop.
You shoulda seen it. Looked like the entire Snapple section had been hit with a exterminatus
We decided to put those as 'Mail order only' so you can still get them
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2015/12/04 23:22:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Ah, ok then. Might have to order one of those at some point. What variants do you have available?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/04 23:26:11
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Stirs] The memory would be of my binding and summoning into his body. If you have any concept of how traumatic an event that is, you'll put the block back... I'm genuinely worried for the safety of-
[Blinks] ...How long was I out for? [Sits up]
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2015/12/04 23:30:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Oh dear. It couldn't possibly be worse than Archangel using me as a conduit to manifest... Could it?
*Frantically begins levitating the inhibitor again*
You were out for... quite a while. Do you remember anything different?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/04 23:31:45
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/04 23:57:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I need to go run some errands, anybody need anything? I'm heading to EmperorMart and Imperial and Noble.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/05 00:24:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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My biggest competitors...
NOTHING CAN BEAT THE QUALITY AND PRICES AT ORKMART!
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