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2015/12/15 21:55:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*manages to just summon a ale*
That's better, blessed glorious ale...
*feels bit of strength return*
Almost sobre, no wonder I was so weak
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/15 21:57:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*staggers out of the barracks*
Things have calmed down in there a bit, they've both gone their separate ways.
*armor and clothing are both in a mess*
My girlfriend wasn't quite done though.
*sits down tiredly*
Never knew I could bend that way. Holy gak.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/12/15 22:03:42
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/15 22:00:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*starts pouring the boiling substances into vials*
Alright, anyone who doesn't want to remember exactly what they went through take the green drinks. To not feel like a mountain of pleasure hit you, drink the purple ones. Also, try not to cough it up, it tastes worse on the second time around.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/15 22:01:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*laughs painfully* oh that hurts
You where in that mess?
That was, man I cannot describe, *lies down and just drinks ale*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/15 22:01:27
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*walks up to vervi*
What seems to be the problem?
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/15 22:03:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*walks over to jhe and offers a vial*
I'd drink this. It should help you feel better. That, and I put three more doses in this one than the rest, so if a human drank it they would probably die.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/15 22:03:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*grabs green glass*
I do not want to remember what I saw in that room....
*downs glass* bottoms up!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2115/12/15 22:04:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*declines the vial*
I saw far worse things in Commoragh and I'm alright.
At least I think I am
*shrugs and adjusts armor/uniform*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/15 22:05:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You know what? I won't drink either. It was pleasant enough.
*Looks at WK*
Why didn't you at least try to get me out of the ceiling?!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/15 22:07:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Well, I was busy having convulsions from the explanation he *glares at Jhe* put into my head. By the time I recovered you had been dragged out of the room and you know who came back into the room looking for round 2
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/15 22:08:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*head spins and feels sick *
Woah, strong stuff, how did I get here?
I just remember pain, some dragging a body out of a warzone and crashing. Feels like right thing....
Hey folks
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/15 22:11:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Wasn't a warzone, mate. Make love, not war.
...Wasn't love either.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/15 22:14:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Felt like one, I have enough wounds. Gestures to deep cuts in armour...
Half of em would have killed a human, most crippled...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/15 22:15:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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It's alright, you took part in a great battle, unlike any you've seen before. You did save a comrade from the enemy, and you helped save the day.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/15 22:16:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*laughs quietly to himself about 2BJ1's comment*
Yep, a GREAT BATTLE, totally great.
*chuckles to himself*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/15 22:21:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*turns to WK*
[In a very hushed tone]
I'm trying to not get the Wolf to remember what happened. He took that vial for a reason, and you aren't helping him get his wishes.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/15 22:25:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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All joking aside, I'm tired and thirsty as hell. Where's my an-
Wait. Tired? Thirsty?
*Examines self*
...I think I unbroke.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/15 22:26:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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And all it took was a traumatizing event for your body to turn on?
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! A MIRACLE I TELL YOU!
I need to do something.
*begins building a heavy bolter nest*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/15 22:29:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*a party of hall staff bring food, ale, some raw meat and a platter of steaks*
Finally, *grand a steak and a ale tankard,* dig in, we all need it im guessing.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/15 22:31:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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 Verviedi wrote:All joking aside, I'm tired and thirsty as hell. Where's my an-
Wait. Tired? Thirsty?
*Examines self*
...I think I unbroke.
Hah-HA! My strategy of doing absolutely nothing succeeds again!
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/15 22:36:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Picks up broom and heads into barracks, muttering]
[Emerges and hands WK something lacy] You left this.
[Goes back to cleaning up with the rest of the guard]
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2015/12/15 22:37:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*toss,s tau a tankard*, celebrate then strange xeno. Seriously, never came across "tau" during great crusade ....
Close combat experts?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/15 22:46:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Hears the close combat comment*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Laughing uncontrollably*
What do you work on when you vanish into your workshop, Co'tor?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/15 22:48:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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What, so tau have awful guns right? There guns are so bad they make las guns look good?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/15 22:50:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:[Picks up broom and heads into barracks, muttering]
[Emerges and hands WK something lacy] You left this.
[Goes back to cleaning up with the rest of the guard]
I hate to inform you, but that's either my girlfriends or yours. Not mine
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/15 22:53:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...I'm not commenting on that particular item of clothing.
Tau have the best guns in the Galaxy, dammit!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/15 22:54:15
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*catches tankard*
Recently, I've been working out the kinks on the automation software for my drone factory.
*points as single reaming moon*
I need to find a good source of raw ores and other materials, we've mined that moon dry. Even with matter transfusion, there is only so much time before we have to stop , or the moon's structure collapses.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/15 22:58:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Shakes head] All silk, fella. There's a lot of static build up if you wear wool greatcoats otherwise.
Besides, I'm pretty sure that's your name on the waistband.
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2015/12/15 22:59:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*looks up and has a brain wave*
Why did you never say?
I won a mining ship playing cards, mk26 mining ship fitted with laser and gravitation pull plus graviton wave generator.
Been sat in orbit for ages gathering dust.
*digs in a armour hatchans toss,s a set of keys with a cuddley wolf on*
That do?
Also won a life time subscription to Ibay premium delivery package.
Oh Tau, good guns, I so need to catch up on my history...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/15 23:01:14
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/15 23:02:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh, yes... They have guns that fire magnetically accelerated projectiles at hypersonic speeds, mounted on platforms faster, lighter, and stealthier than Leman Russ tanks, and still almost and well armored. A vast portion of their forces wear advanced battlesuits that can mount Dreadnought grade weaponry, and are many times cheaper than Astartes armor.
Missike pods that fire seven missils per second...
*Obviously salivating*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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