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2015/12/15 23:15:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*your drooling....
Tech priest in weapons design.... Wait imperial truth, an alliance. Of human tau and eldar.... Could avert the doom....
Oh yeah you all became xenophobic and corupted it. *looks sad*
So you missed bit I own a fully fitted mining ship in orbit? You needed ores? All I did it was play astaroid snooker...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/15 23:17:34
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/15 23:20:38
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Really? That's wonderful!
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/15 23:24:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*toss,s keys with cuddly wolf on again*
Red ones engine, blue graviton reactor, purple lasers, and tiny pink one switches on the warp drive.
Look after her. Won it playing poker
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/15 23:25:30
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/15 23:40:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:[Shakes head] All silk, fella. There's a lot of static build up if you wear wool greatcoats otherwise.
Besides, I'm pretty sure that's your name on the waistband.
No actually that isn't. I never gave you my name (not my real one anyway), and that is NOT my name. You sure it's not your girlfriends? I'm pretty sure those are claw marks on the edge.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/15 23:58:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Space wolf enhanced smell....
I'm not into that stuff. They belong to macha....
You might have got several std,s just touching them....
All living beings leave a scent behind. We just are more atuned
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/16 00:03:32
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/16 00:08:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...That would certainly explain the claw marks. We should put those to one side for then the Farseer returns.
[Looks at ceiling tiredly] You, I and the rest of the noosphere know what underwear the Daemonette wears, if any. They're not pink or lacy.
[Rummages through pockets] Pretty sure this one is your though. [Tosses small container to WK]
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2015/12/16 00:12:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*catches it*
I was looking for that. Thanks, it's a family heirloom. Don't know why it is, but it is. I kind of feel responsible for looking out for it, even though my family probably thinks I'm long dead.
*shrugs*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 00:24:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Humans, your sense of small must be like being blind
Ps, the green pair behind you, macha. Plague marine. Burn them....
*Falls asleep*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/16 00:31:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Nope. Macha is clean. Tested every day at 8PM standard.
*Tenses suddenly*
Co'tor, I need a moment alone with a medical bot capable of pulling a Gloom Prism out of my large intestine.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/16 00:34:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*chuckles*
Damonettes don't like gloom prisms do they? That sounds incredibly painful.
*backs away a few steps*
I can go alert the field hospital if need be.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 00:38:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Yeah... She probably put it in there to prevent me from using my powers to escape. I only brought it in there to deal with any warp incursions.
*Holds torso and squints in pain*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/16 00:47:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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I could make some painkillers for you. I can't make a potion to rid of the gloom prism, but I could lessen the pain of it until its out.
*raises axe into the air*
Or, I could take a stab at surgery, if you wish.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/16 00:47:37
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/16 00:48:18
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Oh, sure.
*gestures at workshop*
Medical wing, floor 0023, If I recall.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/16 01:03:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I have a simpler solution.
*sneaks up behind Verviedi and makes a hitting gesture with rifle butt to the back of his head*
Quick and easy, and it gets him unconscious for the surgery.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 01:06:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Shuffles up elevator*
Thanks!!
*Collapses*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/16 01:08:06
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/16 01:09:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Never mind then.
*gets in the elevator with Verviedi and gets him standing up*
*supports him with one arm*
Ok, let's get you to the medical wing.
*elevator doors close*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 01:27:15
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*realises*
Ooh, I hope they can read tau numbering. And understand base 8....
Let's see if they go to floor "twenty-three" versus floor "two-three" that should drop them at...
*checks datapad*
That's not good.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/16 01:31:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Watches tiredly] Inthink I may go find that supply dump instead. Much more pleasant.
[Picks up back pack and map, heads off to find it]
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2015/12/16 01:40:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*exits the elevator covered In blood*
*to Co'tor*
Why in the Emperor's name do you have a Rancor pit on the same level as the medical bay?
*shakes his head and walks into the barracks to change*
*exits a few minutes later with clean armor and uniform*
I think I'll go find that supply dump as well.
*shoulders volkite rifle and follows BC*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 01:53:28
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Ah, you did go into the wrong floor. That's bio-weaponry. You went to floor twenty three. Floor 23 is a bit different, base eight, remember?\
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Wait, did you leave Vervi' down there!?
*sprints toward elevator*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/16 01:59:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*as he's walking away*
No, we found the medical bay. He's there. Don't worry about it.
*keeps walking after BC*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 02:09:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Wandering around floor 23*
I wonder why he put me on the wrong floor? This one is clearly the medical bay, the other one... That metal spidery cloud was not medicine.
*Wanders into germ fabrication chamber*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/16 02:13:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Potters down path and reads map] [Looks around] There should be a door here, but there's just a blank wall. [Taps it and listens]
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2015/12/16 02:18:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*walks up behind BC*
*points to a button right next to BC's hand*
Have you tried pressing that yet? It might work
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 02:35:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...That wasn't there a minute ago.
No really. [Looks slightly concerned] [Draws sword] The room is either helping or playing us.
[Presses button, causing section of wall to slide away]
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2015/12/16 02:44:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*the wall slides away to reveal a massive armory full of guns, explosives, armor, and everything else you can imagine*
I think we found it sir...
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 03:27:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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... [Looks troubled] Nothing in life is this easy. Where's the catch?
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2015/12/16 03:33:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I don't know. Let's test it.
*picks up a rock from the ground and tosses it casually into the room*
*massive explosion comes from the room*
*turns to BC*
Well, I'm going to assume that the room is booby trapped sir, probably not a good idea to go in there at the moment until they're disarmed. And I don't have that many rocks here.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 03:41:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sighs] I only wanted a new fething headset. I do t get paid enough for this crap. [Grumbles]
[Steps to doorway and reaches inside one-handed, yanking a circuitry cover panel from the wall] [Shoves a small charge inside and replaces panel]
[Moves back and detonates charge, causing several small explosions and the various sensors to stop flashing]
I think that did it. [Wanders into supply room and looks around] [Finds a box marked VoxWare MkXIV, and crouches to inspect] Oh thank f-f-f-f-f-f- [Drops to the floor from taser hit]
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2015/12/16 03:41:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Elevator music as I emerge from a hidden elevator behind BC*
I got the prism out! Turns out that silver spidery cloud was medicine. By the way, tell Co'tor that there may be a minor case of serious level-black containment breach in the Anomalous Object Storage Bay.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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