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I wouldn't recommend leaving the elevator. The whole room is booby trapped.
*points to convulsing BC*
And I've run out of rocks

[Very slowly attempts to stand up whilst still being shocked]

[Inquisitor and retinue step out from behind back row of crates, and aim a second taser at WK]

*wanders over to BC and WK via staircase, and sees the Inquisitors*

Hey now, what's happening here?

Th-think we c-c-cr-crashed some ki-kind of restock-k-k-king.

[Inquisitor inspects dataslate and then points at BC, WK and Verviedi]

G-g-gak. Rec-c-cognised.

*raises volkite rifle and fries the Inquisitor*
*shoves BC, Verviedi, and 2BJ1 out of the room as more Inquisitors show up*
GO, I'LL HOLD THEM OFF!
*closes the door then turns to face the oncoming Inquisitors with Volkite rifle raised*

*puts hands on hips*

I'm not sure if I should be grateful or insulted that I'm not worth the Inquisitor's attention.

*draws his rifle and aims it at the Inquisitor*

If you like where your head is, then stop the tasing.

*gets shoved out of the room*

Hey! I'm not some piece of meat that can be manhandled whenever you want!

Why are we shooting Holy Inquisitors?

OOC- Found the closest picture for what could be Sylus and Annala...

I th-think it's more that inquisitors are so racist that they can't tell one Kroot from another.

[Blinks] We can't just leave him in there! [Signals and gathers the rest of the PDF, ready to raid the room]

[Twitches involuntarily on occasion]

*sounds of gunfire and shouting come from the room*
*explosion followed by complete silence*

*growls and clicks angrily at the Inquisitors, seemingly speaking in a different language*

These gue'la will regret this. Ready whenever you are, commisar.

Be ready to fire. [Signals to guard] [Pushes open the door]
What the actual feth.

*Room is completely empty, no crates, nothing*
*in the center of the Room is a discarded Volkite weapon*

*steps into the room and looks around*

Where'd he go?! Where'd they go?!

*angrily fires seven rounds into the air*

I'm tired of losing men! Why didn't he let us help him?

OOC: Felt like adding a bit of mystery. Hope that's fine with you guys.

OOC: No problem at all. A nice change of pace, IMO

[Looks around] F-feth. Those b-bastards.

[Gestures for guard to depart] We should get out of here in case they decide to do a gift exchange. Who knows what unpleasant surprises they could send back... [Looks concerned]

*one inquisitor pops his head into the room, notices the angry kroot and 2BJ1 and jogs the other way*

*A very large black, spiky Threatening Relocation Drone stabs its dataspike through his chest and begins dragging him over to me*
i don't believe that will kill him. I thought it would be a good idea to have someone to talk to.
...And a test subject.

*a group of space wolves carrying harpoon guns arrive*'

Wait, didn you say inquisition? Not kraken?

Oh well they work on humans too....

So what's the problems?

Hmm, who said krakens, we even brought triple expanding harpoons, a hevey bolter, several laser cannons and a vindicator.....

After your talk is done, I'd like to spend time with him. Just make sure you get what you want out of him first.

*The Threatening Relocation Drone lifts the Inquisitor into the air and floats him over to jhe*
He's disarmed. Got rid of the meltabombs in his false teeth.

So you want me to shoot him with a harpoon?

If you do, put him at least 10m away, it gets messy....

*shows floating inquisitor what harpoon did to dark eldar on data slate*
I suggest to explain exactly what your doing here.....

I'm assuming you are better at interrogation than me.
Of course, I could always give the Daemonette a knife and lock him in.

*space wolves start sharpening harpoons, knives and unchaining a thunder wolf*

Yeah your probably right....

i have a better idea, actually.
*Opens a door in the wall and forcibly sits the Inquisitor down in a metal chair*
So. Why are you here?

*walks next to Verviedi, and starts cleaning his knife whilst glaring at the Inquisitor*

Here if you need us V
*sat around drinking ale shining up a rather large harpoon*

Ps wolf, hungry *low growl rumbling in background *

Ooc nothing like a wolf the sixe of a horse to make them talk , overly theatrical marines!

Bic. Hey, I can read minds ta know...

I'd prefer him sane, once it's my turn for some time with the gue'la, if you could, Wolf. If you must destroy his mind, so be it, but I ask you leave him in tact if you enter his mind.

OOC: Wk says its a mystery... solved it before that post came up. Some wise guy just shot the volkite weapon and it ended up deatomizing every in the room.

*eyes glow and scans upper levels of mind*

Hmm, lots of barriers, however they want that guardsman for something, something dangerous....

This one knows but its well guarded, he also has a thing for macha, the data slate code is AVY74 and is called bob....