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[Waves to WK] Hey. We're just in the process of ruining a devout servant of the God Emperor with the high levels of heresy and anti-Imperial mindset we store for such occasions. Come join.

Wow. Welcome to Guard hell.
Oh, yes. I'm an ex-Tech-Priest, ex-Artificial Intelligence. Technopath Beta Plus.

Thanks for no bird references when describing me. Kroot Shaper, at your service, for a price. I'd say my name, but I don't think you care that much.

OOC: That, and I forgot what I said it was.

Hey. I haven't committed any heresy since she walked in.

Give the man a medal he hasn't done anything heretical in the two minutes that she's been here.

Xeno biology was a big subject in training, Mostly involving the correct limbs to remove or bolter weak points admittedly.

Kroot, yes that it, taught 237 diffrent ways to kill you....

just short of the 176 ways to kill a human...

Training was fun

*drinks tea* see, im helping you all already.

Sister Maria, id give you my surname but half you would be on I book in the next 30 seconds trying to find me,,,,

Ooc... so going forget that name lol

bic
oh guard, not guard.....
No, the Armour does not come off! .... sorry past experiences, issues, *drinks tea and holds head in hands*

Of course it does, there's a release catch right there!
*Points at the helmet*

[Briefly stops muttering about inverse persecution and inequality long enough to make and serve breakfast]

*whispers to V*

Don't tell them where, please.......

*perks up*

Breakfast, im starved, though low fat please, you do not want to put on weight with this armour.... seriously hurts....

Where? It's an element of software. That, and a trigger on the inside of the helmet that you could mentally activate.
BC, you alright there?
*Begins cleaning pans telekinetically*

*walks over to jhe*
Are you alright sister?
*looks concerned*

*looks up*

yes guardsmen, im ok now, just a flash back.

*checks armours service kit, detaches gauntlets and starts tidying up finger nails*

Just because we live in a convent, and wear power armour does not mean we do not have standards. What? can't a sister have some individual traits?
*paints nails in little sisterhood logo's*

[Sighs] Come here, you're smudging the fleur de lis.

[Takes kit from Jhe and does her nails neatly] I think that collar on your armour is restricting your movement for things closer to home.

...This power armor has so many features that nobody ever uses.

*stands back up*
Just remember Sister that not all Guardsmen are like the ones in your flashback.
*walks over to the Salamander and begins pulling out a suit of carapace armor*

Oh yes, we augmented it, built in compact mirror gauntlet, Nail and make up kit, alongside standard survival and maintenance kits ....

*looks up* what, just bonus extras, still functions as armour, just well human extras. does the empire think us robots?

*thanks bc*Its not easy with the armour to do them right, and its built into the main plate... id rather keep that on....

The Imperium considers you happy little repressed slaves. I'm glad that you don't see yourself the same way.

*puts on the carapace armor*
Much better, I can actually survive a stiff breeze now.
*begins testing his range of motion inside the suit*
Not bad, I can still turn around and stretch*
*picks up Hellgun from the Salamander*
Life is good.

*laughs* repressed, you never saw the inside of a convent.... trust me, we are still humans. the whole purging and flaming people to death makes people assume we are robots ... * looks round as looks at shock* not what your thinking, we are human, not that version from the fething macha films.... well only a tiny bit.... il regret that bit.....

Hey, your now 4+, still only T3, 1W but getting there. not quite 3+ but if you find a refractor, you might get a basic inv save.

*Is staring at an interesting light fixture*
Wait, huh? Say that again? Something about being like the Macha films?

I'll take the 4+ over the 5+, I can actually survive boltgun fire outside of cover now. It's a holy fethin' miracle right?

Psst, only interested in our armour you said. Someones interested.

not like it, we do have some rules and a xeno would be flamered to death so fast that the chunks would be ash before they got to the gates....

*phew saved that one* internal thought) (glad no one reads minds)

Yes, not like the films, we have a few odd Sisiters, but sorry to disappoint you...

Don't mind him. He's only had a biological body for a few days now, still doesn't remember how to be fleshy properly.

[Wanders around muttering and tidying plates]

*walks past the barracks and is yanked into them by the Succubus*
Not again I just got this armor on
*dragged off*

[Raises eyebrows and increases muttering] [Angrily does the dishes]

...Am I being people properly?
*Stops staring at light fixture*
...Rules?

You think any of us know about being proper people? [Drys up plates whilst grumbling]

*wanders over to get tea from the urn*

You alright BC, you seem rather angry?

Propper people? Umm I burn people alive on a regular basis, im not the ideal human to be talkming too...

*walks back out of the barracks*
She's right you know. Most sisters are invariably psychotic, being zealots with access to flame weapons tends to do that to people. My last girlfriend was a Sororitas, it ended when I had to ship out when she threatened to set me on fire for hesitating to shoot civilians who "might" have been rebels