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[Grumbles] You'd be cranky too, if your entire evening was gate crashed by a space elf when you were about to have a night of sensation-enhanced ...fun.
Her and the Daemonette stayed up all night watching movies and teaching Kimmy how to cook popcorn on the stove.

Waste of a good shirt, and a good time. [Goes back to clanging in sink]

If you'd rather I could send my girlfriend over the next time you and your little friend are in the mood. She seemed to enjoy their last run in

*eyes narrow*
Wait what....
Deamonette, potions and and a eldar.....

I give up, you have more heresy than a female space marine....

*wanders off and sits back down drinking tea with a biscuit*

Em, Jack, hate to ask this, but I really want to try that sensory potion right now. Do you have any left?

*snorts*
You've seen nothing yet Sister. Just wait 5 minutes and I'm sure something even more heretical will happen. Like that pile of dead Inquisitors over there.
*points*

Dead, dead.... Oh you topped it. You just had too....

*stares ino tea* is there anyone here not as raging heratic?

Serious question?

I'm only a heretic on odd numbered days when my girlfriend shows up. Otherwise I'm just a normal Guardsman in an abnormal situation

I'm not a raging heretic! I'm a rather calm, easygoing heretic. Unless someone is damaging my friends. Or trying to steal some rare tech from me.

So what you dating then, typhus, maybe kharn.... Or a some eldar witch.... You can,t beat the commiaar can you?

Do I want to know that?

*drinks tea* so much need for tea....

...I'm not a heretic!

And V, you could always... [Vanishes into tank and comes bs k with square cut from potion stained shirt] ... Reverse engineer from this. Nothing else is on it, I get through a surprising amount of shirts, it was clean.

*pretends to not hear jhe*
*quietly begins to walk away nonchalantly*

*finishes tea and shuts self in reprseer parked in corner, *

At least I know what's in there...

His girlfriend? [Deadpan] You see those big, sleeping Fenrisian wolves in the hall over there? He's with the alpha female. Makes one hell of a racket, I'll tell you.

*Picks up shirt and hurries over to a door*
Chemical laboratory! I hope Co'tor won't mind.

Hey guys this thing is now...

*notices jhe*

...

Nevermind.

*Pops head out, despairs and turns hymns up louder looking top hatch*

Wonders why everyone had the same reaction....

*produces a vial from on of the folds of his cloth*

Here you are, V.

Now, Miss, erm, Flamey Gue'la, are you OK with everything here? No flamers needed, sort of agreement?

*unscrews armored hatch*

Sister Maria, and i agree, long as you have not eaten any of my sisters,,,, that i cannot tolerate.... that and iced tea, or tea with more that 3 sugars....

Well. We had the same reaction because most of us have met Sisters of Battle before. You tend to be the "burn first ask questions never" kind of people

*Emerges from chemical lab bearing an armful of periwinkle test tubes*
*Notices Jack*
Great! Thanks! How much should I drink to not die horribly?

Hmm, to die horribly would mean you drink three of them. Two and a half could incapitate a Marine. To not die in general would be to drink about half. If you shotgunned that whole vial, you could be in a coma, or your heart could rip itself from the veins with how much it'd be beating.

And no, I haven't eaten any Sisters. It would explain my pyromancy related activites, but no. I haven't.

Right. Slightly under half a vial it is.
*Adds a small amount of the potion to each vial, until the potion vial is empty*
Bottoms up!
*Drinks half of a vial*

*leans against Jhe's transport and watches him chug the vial*
*to Jhe*
5 credits says he either vomits or gaks himself.

Ooc we gave the inquisitor 1.5 lol

BIC
True, but we do kinda burn alot of things.... we do ask questions, who do you think we are to not keep a accurate tally of the amount of promethium we use.

Deal, don't eat me or my sisters and i won't be serving you roast on a table for emperors day dinner, Sounds fair?

gambling... 5 credits on vomit, projectile.

*turns to WK*

Are you doubting his liver to deal with the contents, or my brewing skills?

Hmm, I don't eat you and you don't eat me? Sounds fair enough.

I'm doubting that his liver can deal with your brewing. I have no doubt you are a talented brewmaster, but Kroot biology is significantly different than human biology.

*nods assent*

Apparently human biology doesn't focus around the digestive system and mouth. Anything I can't digest, I cough up, and anything that is waste is turned into a greasy substance that can serve for various uses. Whether it be a warning scent, a thick second skin, slipperiness, etc. I've even heard of Kroot able to use the substance to completely coat themselves to last in a vacuum in space.

OOC: That last bit was mentioned in the Iron Warriors Omnibus. An ok read, but I thought that part was rather interesting.

[Flips a vial off Verviedi and pockets it] For... science.

*Eyes turn bright violet and I fall down on the ground, spasming insanely*
Your floor is made of soft.

*Stoops down next to Verviedi*

I'd help you back up, but I don't trust you being able to stay up, and I'm afraid me touching you might be a bit too much. Maybe I should turn down the dosage a notch?