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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Steps out tank*, now we have that sorted.

See, we can be human, not always burning people at the steak....
Looks at Kroot, if he does die, you can eat him though. at least it seems fair,


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Turns out we were both wrong. He had a seizure instead.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Now now. No one has died of my medications yet, and that isn't changing today. Besides, I could make try and give him something to go numb to counteract too much sensitivity. Of course, then that could kill him. The body can only take too much before it is beyond repair.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Oh, no one wins the credits.

*looks down at V and thinks*

I trained as a Hospitler for a while, i should be able to *digs around in a nearby medical kit* with a abit of this* Injects V with serum*

OK, so in 20-30 minutes its all coming out of one end. i hope he does not have some creepy dreams though....thats a odd potion...

just got to keep him alive till it comes out, easy right? you know how to keep humans alive from odd potions, anyone?

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/12/17 22:03:10


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Very slowly picks up V and sits him on sofa]

I'm not sire what you were trying to achieve.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

He wanted to take the potion, so I gave him what I had assumed was a fair amount. Now the Sister gave him something else, so now I don't know what will happen. The two medicines could kill him, cure him, attack his immune system, attack each other, who knows.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

It was just a purging compound. Simple forced (edit, expulsion) of the stomach and intestinal system....

you think i was trying to kill him, * looks hurt*

(No exploding intestines) expelling :-) typo

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2015/12/17 22:23:25


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks at Jhe] You could have just used charcoal...
[Sighs and sits monitoring V]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*raises hands in surrender*

Oh no, I'm just saying that is a possible consequence. I'm not implying any attempted murder, I don't know you enough for that. I just didn't know exactly what your plan was, that's all. So, his intestines forcibly explode, as in he's going to gak out my potion?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*sighs and shakes his head*
This is why I don't drink anything except for water. It never goes well for anyone. Ever.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/17 22:15:19


TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ooc (expulsion)

Expel, not explode, all shoots out one end, messy but fast way to clean his system off the toxins.


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Charcoal would bind the toxins, I meant. [Scratches ear]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Looks at BC*, you have any, there's none in all your med kits and you only have chemical based medicine.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Looks very sick*
Oh come on... I wasn't- I mean- I felt better than ever-
BLRGRGHRHRLLRRRGGHHHH



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*side steps and dodges the blurghhhh*

See, working, not dead, just be rather hungry after.
See, im not trying kill you all....

*sits down, drinks tea and waits for it to stop*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/17 22:43:43


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Well, killing us is sort of your job....

I do commend you for being a generally good person so far, however.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*sidesteps the vomit pile and hands Verviedi a bottle of water*
You might need this to get the taste out of your mouth...

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Rubs V's back] There there. [Notices a number of inorganic things in the mess] Maybe it's a good job this happened. You can't actually survive on some of those things any more.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

,oh yeah well it is my job.... Nothing say I cannot do days off....

*toss,s BC a nutri ration and a mineral replenishment sachet*
Give him those, should be on his feet in a hour or two.

I'd rather not give his drugged mind ideas.... Oh feth it

*feeds v sachet and ration, now just to add a drop of this, a tad if that, fixed. But you so need a shower...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/17 23:13:54


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I'd definitely need one, yes.
Wait. I can't survive off of donuts and overclockers anymore?
You could joi-
Go feth yourself, me on drugs.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*looks offended*
I save your life, not kill you and get that... Seriously?


*stalks off to represser and slams hatch shut and locking bars slide in place*

Ooc she,s about as touchey as nitroglycerine lol. And quickly be happily drinking tea, because . Rapid changing charecter
Hope no one minds

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2015/12/17 23:48:23


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Sounds of running water and a shriek*
*Comes running out in a hastily-put-on bathrobe*
There was a twenty-foot long acid-spitting worm in the drain!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I got it. Don't worry.
*stalks into the bathroom with a flamer*
*sounds of flamer igniting and extremely loud shrieking*
*walks back out of the bathroom*
Worm's gone, the tub is a bit blackened though.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*pokes head out top hatch*

Not get my armour off that easy... I'm not macha, shower, get a new pick up line.

*slams hatch shut and auto flamers guard the tank*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Does she really think I'm that desperate that I'd go after a sister?
*shakes his head*
They seem to be getting dumber and dumber every year.
*sits down on the couch and begins playing Sollitaire*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Heads back into the shower and emerges a few minutes later wearing fresh robes*
Wow, I feel much, much better. That steam must have boiled away the remnants of that potion.
*Mentally releases jhe's arm armor*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks with interest at jhe's tank] [Wanders over and starts conversing quietly with it in low beeps and engine grumbles] [Tank replies]

Huh. [Sighs and tilts head] You don't say. That's a real pity. I'm sure someone could look at that for you.

[Waves and wanders back to couch]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

*Pokes head thru a dimensional pocket opening*

"Hmmm, Tank troubles? I'm pretty good mechanically!"

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*sees Shaso poke his head in*
What in the actual feth is that thing.
*walks up to Shaso and begins examining him*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

You should give him a gift or a meal, it's very rude to just stare.

And the tank is not having trouble, it is upset that after mowing down a lot of cultists last week, nobody has cleaned the mess out from underneath. [Looks sad] It feels grubby.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
 
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