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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 21:52:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*Steps out tank*, now we have that sorted.
See, we can be human, not always burning people at the steak....
Looks at Kroot, if he does die, you can eat him though. at least it seems fair,
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 21:53:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Turns out we were both wrong. He had a seizure instead.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 21:55:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Now now. No one has died of my medications yet, and that isn't changing today. Besides, I could make try and give him something to go numb to counteract too much sensitivity. Of course, then that could kill him. The body can only take too much before it is beyond repair.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 21:57:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Oh, no one wins the credits.
*looks down at V and thinks*
I trained as a Hospitler for a while, i should be able to *digs around in a nearby medical kit* with a abit of this* Injects V with serum*
OK, so in 20-30 minutes its all coming out of one end. i hope he does not have some creepy dreams though....thats a odd potion...
just got to keep him alive till it comes out, easy right? you know how to keep humans alive from odd potions, anyone?
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/12/17 22:03:10
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 22:07:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Very slowly picks up V and sits him on sofa]
I'm not sire what you were trying to achieve.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 22:09:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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He wanted to take the potion, so I gave him what I had assumed was a fair amount. Now the Sister gave him something else, so now I don't know what will happen. The two medicines could kill him, cure him, attack his immune system, attack each other, who knows.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 22:10:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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It was just a purging compound. Simple forced (edit, expulsion) of the stomach and intestinal system....
you think i was trying to kill him, * looks hurt*
(No exploding intestines) expelling :-) typo
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2015/12/17 22:23:25
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 22:13:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks at Jhe] You could have just used charcoal...
[Sighs and sits monitoring V]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 22:14:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*raises hands in surrender*
Oh no, I'm just saying that is a possible consequence. I'm not implying any attempted murder, I don't know you enough for that. I just didn't know exactly what your plan was, that's all. So, his intestines forcibly explode, as in he's going to gak out my potion?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 22:15:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*sighs and shakes his head*
This is why I don't drink anything except for water. It never goes well for anyone. Ever.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/17 22:15:19
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 22:18:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ooc (expulsion)
Expel, not explode, all shoots out one end, messy but fast way to clean his system off the toxins.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 22:20:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Charcoal would bind the toxins, I meant. [Scratches ear]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 22:29:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*Looks at BC*, you have any, there's none in all your med kits and you only have chemical based medicine.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 22:33:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Looks very sick*
Oh come on... I wasn't- I mean- I felt better than ever-
BLRGRGHRHRLLRRRGGHHHH
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 22:41:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*side steps and dodges the blurghhhh*
See, working, not dead, just be rather hungry after.
See, im not trying kill you all....
*sits down, drinks tea and waits for it to stop*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/17 22:43:43
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 22:45:31
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Well, killing us is sort of your job....
I do commend you for being a generally good person so far, however.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 22:49:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*sidesteps the vomit pile and hands Verviedi a bottle of water*
You might need this to get the taste out of your mouth...
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 22:49:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Rubs V's back] There there. [Notices a number of inorganic things in the mess] Maybe it's a good job this happened. You can't actually survive on some of those things any more.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 23:02:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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,oh yeah well it is my job.... Nothing say I cannot do days off....
*toss,s BC a nutri ration and a mineral replenishment sachet*
Give him those, should be on his feet in a hour or two.
I'd rather not give his drugged mind ideas.... Oh feth it
*feeds v sachet and ration, now just to add a drop of this, a tad if that, fixed. But you so need a shower...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/17 23:13:54
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 23:23:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'd definitely need one, yes.
Wait. I can't survive off of donuts and overclockers anymore?
You could joi-
Go feth yourself, me on drugs.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 23:41:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*looks offended*
I save your life, not kill you and get that... Seriously?
*stalks off to represser and slams hatch shut and locking bars slide in place*
Ooc she,s about as touchey as nitroglycerine lol. And quickly be happily drinking tea, because  . Rapid changing charecter
Hope no one minds
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2015/12/17 23:48:23
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/17 23:55:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Sounds of running water and a shriek*
*Comes running out in a hastily-put-on bathrobe*
There was a twenty-foot long acid-spitting worm in the drain!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/18 00:05:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I got it. Don't worry.
*stalks into the bathroom with a flamer*
*sounds of flamer igniting and extremely loud shrieking*
*walks back out of the bathroom*
Worm's gone, the tub is a bit blackened though.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/18 00:20:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*pokes head out top hatch*
Not get my armour off that easy... I'm not macha, shower, get a new pick up line.
*slams hatch shut and auto flamers guard the tank*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/18 00:23:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Does she really think I'm that desperate that I'd go after a sister?
*shakes his head*
They seem to be getting dumber and dumber every year.
*sits down on the couch and begins playing Sollitaire*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/18 00:23:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Heads back into the shower and emerges a few minutes later wearing fresh robes*
Wow, I feel much, much better. That steam must have boiled away the remnants of that potion.
*Mentally releases jhe's arm armor*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/18 00:45:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks with interest at jhe's tank] [Wanders over and starts conversing quietly with it in low beeps and engine grumbles] [Tank replies]
Huh. [Sighs and tilts head] You don't say. That's a real pity. I'm sure someone could look at that for you.
[Waves and wanders back to couch]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/18 00:57:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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*Pokes head thru a dimensional pocket opening*
"Hmmm, Tank troubles? I'm pretty good mechanically!"
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/18 01:02:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*sees Shaso poke his head in*
What in the actual feth is that thing.
*walks up to Shaso and begins examining him*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/18 01:06:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You should give him a gift or a meal, it's very rude to just stare.
And the tank is not having trouble, it is upset that after mowing down a lot of cultists last week, nobody has cleaned the mess out from underneath. [Looks sad] It feels grubby.
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