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*disappears into the field hospital with a bunch of medical equipment*

[Puts a tank patterned blanket over jhe and wanders about tidying up]

... Feeling oddly domestic today, don't mind me.

...So I get psyker headaches, and insane, unavoidable urges to build things that somehow always manage to break physics, and you get random feelings of... domesticness? How does that work?

*leaves the couch hide and puts up a sign advertising that SniperBucks is open for business*
Now that Ork Mart is closed I have my chance to build my coffee/piss empire!

I err. [Looks up from sweeping]

I didn't really have a home life. So it's kind of soothing to life normally now and then.

*slides a pot of coffee next to BC's foot*

[Looks at coffee pot] Do you want me to clean this or drink it?

I'm trying out new recipes for my coffee, I'm seeing what people think of my latest idea. Try it!

*shrugs and puts himself a cup*

Cheers.

*takes a drink*

Hmm, not bad. Maybe a little bit of sugar wouldn't hurt?

Hmm, thanks.
*walks back into couch and smells of coffee brewing emanate into the room*
*open sign lights up on the couch*

[Sniffs coffee] [Looks suspicious] ...

...Can you mix alchohol and coffee?
*Staring at a wall*

Most wouldn't recommend it, but it's what helps me get up in the morning.

*is pouring coffee into a flask*

Sometimes it's just a necessary.

*coffee pot comes sliding out of the couch and bumps into Verviedi's foot*

You can indeed. Add whisky and cream and it's an Irish Coffee.

Irish Cofffee? That crap is weak! You need to try Australian coffee!
*hands BC, Verviedi, and 2BJ1 cups of coffee*

*Pours a small amount of mystery alcoholic drink into coffee and drinks the whole thing*
Oh, thank goodness. It's been a while since I actually unwound.

[Politely declines] I've got chores to do. [Points to kitchen and dirty windows]

... ... I'm not sure where these tendencies come from, but at least they're not harmful. [Kimmy starts playing with a fluffy duster and attacking BC with it]

I would buy a cleaning robot, but I'm afraid that I don't like making people lose their jobs and hobbies.
*Drinks another cup*

*nods in satisfaction at people drinking the Australian Coffee*
If you'll excuse me I need to go prepare more of the secret ingredient.
*runs off back to SniperBucks*

Last time I was inebriated in some way was...
Far too long ago. Last time I could actually relax?
...Even longer ago. So glad I get to bake some cake on Decim 24, would help with not having a stress-related systems failure. Or a heart attack, in meatspace terms.

*wakes up under tank blanket*
Odd, this was not... Oh *looks across at butter tank*
That's nice of him. Robes are warm, but this is rather soft, yet insulated.

*looks round room seeing sniper shack, selling coffee* blurghh, coffee, that muck... *goes off to make tea in pristine kitchen*

*watches running sniper*
Oh fun, another heratic *sips tea for strengh*

Verviedi, I think you should analyse that coffee before you drink any more of it.

[Having a mock lightsabre duel with Kimmy, using a feather duster]

You should, that guy brewing coffee looks odd....

*goes back to cleaning a flamer and waves to BC and Kimmy*

*ducks back into the nest, smells of coffee brewing fill the Room*

*Thinks and tries to work out which universe this one came from*

*pops his head back out*
Don't think too hard there mate, you'll make your head hurt.
*disappears again*

*Begins analyzing coffee*
That's weird...

*shoots Verviedis analyzer*
None can know my trade secret

*looks at scene unfolding drinking tea in corner*

5 Credits it turns out its his own piss