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2015/12/19 15:13:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Lies spread by my competitors to discredit me. Say such again and your tea maker will die
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/19 15:44:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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To be fair, you have thrown that stuff at us in the past.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/19 15:54:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*overhears and looks disgusted at wk*
I'm not touching that coffee then...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/19 16:01:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Lies. There is no such thing in my coffee.
*reloads sniper rifle*
Anyone else care to insult my coffee?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/19 16:21:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*shrugs*"
And they sisters are unstable....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/19 16:21:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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If there's no pee in there, you won't mind me using this ammonia testing strip, then.
[Drops strip in pot]
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2015/12/19 16:32:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*walks over and watchs closely....*
Hmm, your a odd commiaar....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/19 16:38:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks confused] I keep fish. In my tank. [Points]
If you don't test for ammonia they can get very sick.
Honestly having chem test strips is the most normal thing in my pockets.
[Pulls out strip] Wait 20 seconds...
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2015/12/19 17:04:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Oh sorry, just most don,t keep fish in a tank in a tank.
*waits patiently*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/19 17:08:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*disappears into couch, which then falls into a trap door in the floor*
*trap door seals back up and becomes seamless with the floor*
*sign pops up saying SniperBucks is temporarily closed*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/19 17:13:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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So, once we test his coffee then he closes up shop...
And I drank that coffee...
*goes to a corner and starts retching up the coffee*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/19 17:16:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Oh I never drink coffee, only tea
*hears noise,*
Oh, it had to be that, even kroot have limits.
Oh yeah , avoid too much oygen. They tend to smell and are rather dumb
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/12/19 17:17:49
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/19 17:28:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*wipes mouth and steps away from the regurgitated coffee*
My apologies, but that had to be done. Good thing Kroot are good at coughing things up when we need to. It also makes for nice prison escapes.
*coughs up a backup key to Ork Mart*
See?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/19 17:34:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*Looks at key and light bulb clicks on*
So that was how that Kroot escaped the prisoner transport....
we thought the guards where idiots and burned them, turns out we where wrong....
oh well. .. cannot bring them back to life from ash 
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/19 17:37:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I didn't drink it either. [Looks sideways at the closed store]
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2015/12/19 17:40:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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What can I say? We like to have tricks up our sleeves. Now, I'm curious what you had in mind with Kroot prisoners. Most would have just burned them on the spot.
*turns to BC*
Maybe I should trust less people with what they give me to drink.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/19 17:40:25
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/19 17:42:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*looks at kroot*
Ordo xeno orders, they wanted it alive and un harmed for "reasons" never told us what but we followed orders.
where did that sniper go, i do not trust not knowing.
*scans room carefully*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/19 17:45:56
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/19 17:50:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'll be straight with you, this is just a torn up receipt. [Flicks paper away]
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2015/12/19 18:00:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*looks through periscope at what's going on in the Room*
Hmm, that was rubbish.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/19 18:21:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*notices periscope in floor near robe hem and crush's with metal heeled combat boot*
Idiots....
*crushes mangled periscope abit more*
Ooc if character not working or such please say, I can bring wolfy or commiaar back :-)
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/12/19 18:34:54
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/19 18:57:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*periscope isn't damaged at all by Jhe's boot, disappears into the floor*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/19 19:02:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*Sits on sofa with feet up relaxing with cup of tea and a data slate while waiting for V to mend armour* found what's wrong with it yet V?
So, anyone got any new books on data slate? I'm running low on ones I've not read
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/19 19:11:03
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/19 19:02:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*Sits on sofa with feet up relaxing with cup of tea and a data slate while waiting for V to mend armour*
So, anyone got any new books on data slate?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/19 19:13:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Returns bearing repaired armor, which is now slightly glowing and iridescent*
I have no memories of what happened for the past 12 hours. Hope this works.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/19 19:24:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*looks ast armour in surprise and puts it on*
Fits, perfectly and is nicely moulded to be snug but not tight...
Blimey, never been this good! *tests armour and meets all test programs* perfect on all systems.
What did you do? If you remember sisterhood would pay you a fortune! That and probably burn you after.... Better not....
*shocks V to core by giving him a hug*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/19 19:25:32
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/19 20:10:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Attempts not to laugh]
Though I can't comment. Last time a Suster was in here, I'd hired her to teach me repentance and fix my irregular habits. She dragged me into the ball pit, and certainly taught me something. [Tugs on shirt collar with a finger uneasily]
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2015/12/19 20:17:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*fast ropes in from the ceiling from a hovering Valkyrie*
Hey guys I'm back from my depression fuelled state! I feel much better now after killing some Orks! So, what's going on now?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/19 20:24:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*looks sternly at BC*
So you payed one of my order for....
*facepalms*
Urghhh , no wonder we get so much suggestions off guardsmen... Officers are in on the fetching act...
Sorry, not for hire.... *added very clearly*
Il be purging the giant roaches on floor 11 if you need me...
*walks off and grabs a flamer*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/19 20:32:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Finishes dusting tank and quietly backs away from WK] [Is spotted] Err. Hi.
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2015/12/19 20:34:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Welcome back, Elysian. I hope the jungles brought good hunts to you.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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