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[Looks at jhe] N-no it wasn't like that! I didn't want her to!
I paid her to genuinely refresh me on the Imperial Creed and help me stop being heretical. [Looks sad]
I couldn't exactly say no when she... Err... I mean I was willing, but I didn't have much of a say in the whole thing. She was nearly as forceful as the Techpriest lady.
Though the sister didn't use mechadendrites...

[Sighs] I had a sort of string of unfortunate encounters of that nature.

Thanks Kroot, I just needed to hunt. I remember now what I did.
*looks sad for a second*
So I went out and hunted some Orks, I'm trying to make up for what I did.
*to BC*
There's no need to run away, I'm not going to call the Inquisition on you

*Firey glow and distant sounds of flamer coming from 11th floor wibdows*

*window breaks and a 6 foot smoking cockroach crashes to floor*

I suppose I better help with that.
*gets back in Valkyrie, and zooms up the 11th floor*
*grav chutes in through the window*
*begins firing at other cockroaches with hellgun*
FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MAN!

Thankyou, now duck before you get eaten!

*sends jet of flame over wk*

*sends private vox to bc*
Ok, that is not so bad, but sorry your not my type, nothing against you, byeee
*vox message ends*

*cooks several smaller roaches*

*ducks under the flame jet*
*immediately shoots a bug that was about to jump Jhe*
*marches up next to Jhe, firing hellgun the whole way*
And I thought Hormagaunts were bad... these little gaks are almost worse.

[Looks bewildered] [Voxes back] I'm not trying to date you! I barely want to date my current- [Sound of being heavily tackled]

Thankyou, *dodges another and beheads with combat knife *

Think that's all of them. *looks down at charred hall full of giant dead roaches*

Why did you never deal with them when they where normal roaches?
*catches elavator down to main room* coming guardsmen or you want roast bug for lunch?

I'm coming
*gets onto the elevator*
We didn't deal with them because the last time one of us went up there we nearly got murdered by an Ork Warboss. It's far easier to just let all the bad things up there kill each other.

Oh, that sounds a ok idea, but giant roaches, some where 10 feet long... I mean, there a tad big....

*elavator arrives at room level*
Done, roaches gone. *voxs bc, but goes to voice mail*
That makes things less awkward, I did not want to have to hurt you. I prefer Inquisitors anyway, byeeee Ps no tell, or else, byeee.
*vox message ends*

So folks, bug problem, gone. Bit messy up there though.
*sits down, removes helmet and starts drinking tea*

*Reciprocates hug and then continues drinking my own alchoholic coffee*
You sound very torn about your current girlfriend, Benny. You should wait until your birthday, I organized something you'd consider fun for you.

*gets up, smiles and walks up to v. , whispers*
You listion to vox. Tell what I said.... You get the idea

*walks back happily to drink tea and read latest commissar Cain book*

Ooc, smiley terifying battle sister, there scarier when not killing you lol

Be careful to not talk about it out loud too much or my girlfriend will want to come. The last time those two were together bad things happened

*looks up from book*

Anyone have a intact, functional relationship at all.... Like normal humans?

Thought not. The bad thing is deep down you probbly enjoy it...

*goes back to book*

I might have back on Elysia, problem is I got amnesia before I came here so I have no idea.
*scratches his head*
Plus I'm not exactly a WILLING participant in this relationship

I don't have a relationship at all. Never had one, honestly. I just try my best to be a decent person, to make up for all the horrible things I did in the past.
And yes, I heard. Always worth a shot, though.

Did you not try telling her. Or there's the dagger behind the night stand trick...

Don,t ask *adds with wink*. Ooc, because past events, . And abit of impirum duality, greyness and shadows

Bic
Goodnight*walks off to mended tank to sleep, taking soft tank blanket from earlier, and helmet*

*to Verviedi*
She confuses me. Sometimes I think she likes us, but then she threatens to set us on fire or something like that. I will never understand women.
*shakes his head*

That's more clear cut than most. [Sits up slowly]

My birthday? [Looks frightened]

Yes. Decim 24. I will be giving you a surprise.

I don't even remember when my birthday is...

... [Looks perplexed] I don't really know how birthdays... Work.

Well, I've had stable relations with my own kin, but they're far different than human relations. From what I've seen here, there's far less... punching.

Well, that's just because BC and I are in relationships with a Daemonette and a Succubus respectively. Normal human relationships aren't nearly as violent

I couldn't tell you, really.

... [Looks uncomfortable] I don't know, I used to be seeing a general... I also used to have more of my own teeth. Well my previous body did.

Maybe I have a type. [Looks a little embarrassed]

Or, you just know what you like and seek out people who could provide it. Wait, generals are allowed to consort with Commissariat officers?

If said officer can run fast enough afterwards then yes.

From what I've seen it'd be smarter for the general to do what the commisar wants. Nothing against you, Commisar, but it's just what I've picked up from prior experiences.

Nothing wrong with a little role reversal now and again.
*Smiles innocently*