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*Succubus looks at B.C and shakes her head before jumping on a Raider and leaving*
Well. That was interesting

*walks over to WK and BC,*

So looks like that went well then, bar the Barracks.... it may need some work.

Well done, looks like your single, *pats WK on back*

*Repressor bursts through wall*
Finally found a way to escape! Activated her armor lock function while she was distracted, then hijacked the Repressor. She should be safe, if a bit disturbed. I don't exactly take well to being kidnapped against my will.
*Steps out the turret hatch, being orbited by miscellaneous screws and metal plates*
You have no idea how dusty it was in there. It was like the turret had never been used before!

[Looks at barracks] ... ... [Sighs and picks up a broom]

No need, commisar. I can have my Krootox and Kroot clean it up in no time.

*Krootox can be seen dragging in new pieces of walling and other various household objects*

Well, looks like I've seen the full spectrum of Sororitas by now.

 jhe90 wrote:
*walks over to WK and BC,*

So looks like that went well then, bar the Barracks.... it may need some work.

Well done, looks like your single, *pats WK on back*

I'll admit I'm relieved sister. Succubi tend to be a bit.... rough.
*shudders at the memory*
I think I'll be fine with being single for a while

Oh your back early. Sister marla normally takes a few hours with people.

She is, well, we both love and hate her.

Hmm, I better help marla. She is not used to that
*goes over to repressor to help*

I think I went to the Schola with Marla growing up... she used to be such a nice girl...
*looks distant and sad*

It was a pain to escape. Thankfully, she had to drive the tank, so when the tank stopped at wherever we were going, I activated her armor release catch, molded some pieces into new shapes, and tied her to the steering wheel. I then activated the armor lock, drove back, and crawled out through the turret hatch.
*Begins brushing dust off of robes*

*looks back*. Oh she is nice, we have been friends for years just has well, is a tad too much ...

She was just trying to cheer up V, most enjpoy a few hours locked in her tank..... That ones odd....

*goes off to help marla picking up tea on the way*

*to Verviedi*
You might want to hide when she and Marla come back. Hell hath no fury like a Sister scorned.
*continues to sit and reminisce*

She said something about purging her heresy and then didn't say anything for the rest of the drive. I thought it was an execution trip, honestly.
...That explains the frilliness of the undergarments exposed when I immobilized her.

*Sounds of cutting bindings, flamer tanks being locked and a very annoyed marla*

*shoves Verviedi behind the couch*
You might want to hide for a bit, I'll cover for you.
*sits on the couch and waits for Jhe and Marla's arrival*

*marla in battered power armour and maria in armour both walk out tank bearing flamers looking very annoyed*?

Where is that man?
Come out or we will make things hot.
*marla* I was going to make it hot, but you chose promethium....

*looks up nonchalantly*
Oh, hi Marla! I haven't seen you since the Schola, how are you doing this fine morning?
*totally nonchalant*

*marla* stop bluffing, I want him..... To wk
Oh, you, hmm can I have him instead maria
*maria* if you want, we can get the other one first
*marla* maybe, oh yeah, you where the one who was dating the one legged adept?

I have no idea what you're talking about Marla and Maria, there's nobody here except for me, and the commissar is around here somewhere.
*looks around*

*looks at each other*
OK, him....

*both smile scarily*

*begins backing up*
You know, I think I left my oven on...
*ducks out of sight*

*Hiding behind the couch, curled up in a ball*
*To WK*
I have an idea...

*looking at marla*

Oh that could be fun....

 Verviedi wrote:
*Hiding behind the couch, curled up in a ball*
*To WK*
I have an idea...

Well, say it fast, we don't have long before the Sisters come after us again.

...Steam bath.
*Activates every single armor release catch in range*
*Sprinklers activate*
...May want to duck.
*Both flamers fire*

*ducks*
Ok, so now what, do we make a run for the Valkyrie?

Aghh, steam, my armour, my robe, my fething hair...

*steam fills room and cannot see anything, *
*two bedraggled sisters look at charted sofa*
Fething men, you try to...
I know, there idiots
Meh, there hiding, *shouts* cowards, toy no fun, feth you.
Feth them, cheaters....

*both walk off collecting up armour and going back to tank*
*hatch locks*

*steps out of a closet door and sees the standoff*

Well, I think I forgot something.

*turns around and locks the closet door behind him*

*Darts out from sofa, part of face and one hand scalded by steam*
I am so glad that worked.
*Lies down on slightly charred sofa*

*slowly steps out of the closet, peering around in case the Sisters are still there*

...Is it safe?