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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/20 21:36:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Fair point.
*continues with the pre-flight checks*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/20 21:37:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Everything's working perfectly, as far as I can tell. Where shall we go first?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/20 22:03:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I frankly don't care. There's a hive-city a few miles away, there's a rainforest on the other side of a canyon, and there's a renegade camp that needs carpet bombing..
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/20 22:26:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*doors slide open*
So, room still here, tea, and a sofa, all is good and my tea maker is finished, all 45,000 tons of it. Good day indeed.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 0020/07/23 00:04:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*Valkyrie takes off and flies off towards the hive-city*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 00:51:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Walks out of barracks covered in dust and paint] Right, that's sorted.
[Looks around] ... what did I miss?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 01:20:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well, you missed the sister trying to kidnap me and treat me like a heretic. I managed to escape, thankfully.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 01:24:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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A better question is; how are you talking to him when we're 500 feet in the air and he's back at the Room?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 01:33:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Simple! Just make the television speakers broadcast my voice. It was actually my only means of communication for a while, you know.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 01:43:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*sighs and shakes his head*
*notices low fuel gauge*
Hmm. This is an issue
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 01:46:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Oh, feth. Where do we land?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 01:56:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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We don't.
*hands Verviedi a grav-chute then I take one for myself*
You jump!
*jumps out*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 01:58:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*sees plane spiraling towards the ground*
Gue'la aren't meant to fly...
*shakes head before walking into a recently dug out bunker*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 02:03:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*manages to land perfectly inside 2BJ1's bunker*
I'm back!
*Valkyrie continues to spiral*
Dang, how has that thing not crashed yet?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 02:06:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Welcome back, I take it your flight hasn't ended well? Speaking of which, where's Verviedi?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 02:15:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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He should be around her somewhere...
*looks around*
*looks up*
There he is!
*points*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 02:37:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Gently floats down, riding a telekinetically lifted piece of torn-off wing*
I love doing that. Now, what's going on down here?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 02:37:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh hell. Why didn't you help him jump?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 02:42:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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He's a big boy, he can handle himself*
*sees him land*
See? I told you.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 02:46:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks at WK] We're supposed to fight for the betterment and continual support of mankind. It's not an every man for himself deal. [Shrugs]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 02:48:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I gave him a parachute, was I supposed to hold his hand on the way down too?!?!?!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 02:51:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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He might have liked that, it's been a very hard day for him.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 02:53:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Oh, and my day hasn't been hard? I've been fighting giant mutated cockroaches and beetles and dodging angry Sisters. My day sucked!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 02:54:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Raises eyebrow] Is that the sound of dissent and low morale I hear, guardsman?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 02:57:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Today, I have been dropped from aircraft, kidnapped, almost dragged into a barracks by a Succubus, and told that I hurt some poor woman's feelings. This is not even in my top ten worst days, honestly.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 02:57:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Why yes, as a matter of fact it is! Good thing your pistol has no bolts in it, I replaced them with confetti!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 03:01:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*smiles grimly*
My rifle is just fine.
*hands it to BC*
I don't expect him to actually shoot you with it, but I don't like having the commisar be snapped at. Plus I believe I still owe him for rescuing me from a sewer.
*mutters under his breath*
Fething Cthulhu...
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 03:02:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Dissent and tampering with an officer's fire arm?
[Realises] How the hell was I supposed to defend myself? If I'd pulled that out in an emergency I could have died!
[Sighs] Stay there, I need to organise having you flogged.
I have to look up what a floggings is, first.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 03:03:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Oh for the love of Khorne you're so incompetent!
*realizes blunder*
I think I left my oven on. I'll be right back
*jogs off towards barracks*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/21 03:05:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You're supposed to tie him to a pole and whip him, apparently. The Mechanicus never really did floggings, I'm just operating on experience-gained knowledge.
*Eyes go silver for a split second*
There's about seventeen whips lying around in a supply closet, for some reason. Saw it through a camera.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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