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...I choose feeling urges! Just don't make it hurt too much...
*Stands very still*

Can you add extras and improvements?

*casually sticks the needle into Verviedi's head*
Now don't move, this will only take a moment.
*works for a second*
Give it 10 seconds.
*waits 10 seconds, then Verviedi suddenly feels a bunch of biological urges*
Now take a bit to sort yourself out.
*turns to BC*
Of course, you need to just ask and I'll be sure to put it in your clones!

OOC: I love how I've gone from Apothecary to Mad Scientist..

[Considers] I do get through a lot of livers...

[Shakes head] I think actually, I want to stay as true to the real me as possible. I wasn't strictly killed the first time, I was forced out of my body. I never wanted to be a fake person. [Looks sad]
It's hard to figure out where my boundaries are any more.

*shrugs*
That's fine. I'll just eliminate any genetic tendencies toward disease, and alcoholism. Now, do you want immortality? It's not everyone's cup of tea, that's why I asked.


Edit: I can't spell apparently

Hey, I'm not predisposed to alcoholism to begin with! I just have very little impulse control since the various brain surgeries.

...Define immoral.

Ooc: I can't read very well, apparently.

...I feel like-
Oh Emperor, it feels like I haven't eaten in a week.
*Goes off in search of food*

*pulls out a chunk of unidentifiable meat*

Want this?

Sure! How do I cook it?

Hm. I don't think I'd like immortality, but slowed ageing so I could be around as Kimmy grows up would be good. I don't know if that would be possible?

Sure!
*jabs BC in the neck with a needle from the narthecium*
Now your aging is slowed. Assuming you don't get run over by a Leman Russ (and then ran over again a few more times) you should easily live to see 500, if not more! Then there's all the clones of you I can make.

[Slightly alarmed] Crikey, I was really only talking a 10-15 year slow down as she's 8 and I'm... [Looks at ID card] 35 or 48 depending on how you measure time.

Warp travel is confusing.

Well, according to her vitals, she should also live to see 800 easily, the Inquisition apparently did some experiments on her genome to ensure she was long-lived, my guess is they were going to try to use her to eventually breed super powerful Psykers.

...You shouldn't have said that...

Pardon me I'm just going to go over here and put my foot in my mouth.
*disappears into the field hospital*

Astartes can do that, too?
*Follows WK and pulls out popcorn from nowhere*

[Sits down quietly and looks at Kimmy] Some days it's very hard to see something that the Imperium hasn't in some way twisted. [Considers] But not impossible.

[Kimmy smiles and holds up completed mathematic homework] Sure, I'll check it, though I'm not sure I'll understand it. [Nods]

*pokes his head out of the hospital*
Ok good, thought you were going to explode there for a minute.
*removes helmet*
Yep, our little Kimmy is a miracle isn't she? She's 8 and she's already doing university level math. Impressive little one!
*taps her on the nose with my finger and she giggles before climbing up on my backpack*

Cook it? Bah, you gue'la don't have a sense for good food when it's under your noses. It's just fine the way it is, see?

*rips off a piece of the meat and shoves it into his mouth*

Most humans don't have a cast-iron stomach Kroot, our systems aren't designed to handle raw food like that.

But we are the Astartes! We can eat ANYTHING

Mate, I'm essentially baseline human. I can't eat everything.
*Looks at BC*
I must say the Imperium couldn't possibly find a way to ruin good chocolate.

I've seen you marines eat brains before. Judging from what this taste like, it's not too far from one. However, I don't think Verviedi would like this, then. Maybe another Kroot has something more edible in the War Spheres?

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
But we are the Astartes! We can eat ANYTHING

I meant our non-Astartes friend here.
*gestures to Verviedi*
I'm perfectly aware that we Astartes can eat nearly anything with nearly no negative effects Brother

*Wanders off into a Warsphere*

Give the man some implants!

You know, I COULD do that, but it would depend on whether or not he actually wishes to become a marine.

War Kitten wrote:*sees Shaso poke his head in*
What in the actual feth is that thing.
*walks up to Shaso and begins examining him*

Buttery Commissar wrote:You should give him a gift or a meal, it's very rude to just stare.

And the tank is not having trouble, it is upset that after mowing down a lot of cultists last week, nobody has cleaned the mess out from underneath. [Looks sad] It feels grubby.

War Kitten wrote:*reaches in his pocket and hands shaso a small medal*
It's the only thing I have that isn't a weapon, an explosive, or a direct part of my equipment. I don't remember what I got it for.
*looks troubled*

"Oh One could suppose I prefer showing up as a Celestial Dragon. "

"Hmmmm, an interesting trinket, I do appreciate the giving it up, despite the no longer knowing why you got it."

"Oh, well then why not clean the tank? water or fire purge?"

Ooh this new body feels different....

Its not inquisition cut into tiny box different?
I have to attend the inquisitors friends and family dinner.

*shows invitation, there rather scary*

*looks out window*
I swear I saw a repressor out there.... ?

Hm, you may struggle to find a plus one in here. [Chuckles]