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2015/12/22 12:46:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Invitation only, sorry to disappoint * saracasam*
Though safe, you can just leave the hover car unlocked outside and no one will tpouch it even with a multi million credit archeological pistol on the seat.
Itya good though, held at imperial palace, free transport, fine wine, and the kids can play football and learn to fire real bolt weapons, how to bring down a carnifax and more.
Last time they brought a live one that had been wired up as a ride on toy.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/22 12:55:27
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/22 12:53:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Enjoy your stay with the Inquisition. Make sure to tell them I said hello, I'm sure they'd be delighted to hear yet another xenos runs free. Bah, they aren't even bothered to know my name.
*shakes his head before turning back towards an unfinished wooden sculpture*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/22 12:58:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*Chuckles* the stealing jeans from genestealers was a inspired idea.
don,t worry kroot, I won,t mention you, I can get you a limited edition collectible cuddly burning heratic with sound effects and lights.
Make excellent gifts. They also do a ork, eldar and various tyranids.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/22 12:58:53
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/22 13:12:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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If they still do the glitter bath-bombs in the goodie bags when you leave, I'd be interested. Trade you for some of the imported tobacco and coffee we stashed in the tank.
[Shrugs] I like bath bombs. They're tingly.
You probably shouldn't mention any of us apart from the other Commissar Benny. He's somehow avoided any kind of heretical accusations or black marks on his record.
[Sad face] Nobody listens when I try and explain I'm not a heretic. I don't even have the possession to worry about any more.
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2015/12/22 13:24:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Yeah, still do though they now use red glitter past few years.
Pink glitter was a big fail.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/22 15:14:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I quite liked the pink...
[Realises] I haven't written my letter to Santa! Nor has Kimm- [Kimmy floats a letter across in a small festive envelope] Oh, I guess she did. [Laughs]
[Sits at table and starts writing a small note] [Butter Tank beeps] Alright, alright, I'll mention you were good as well.
Dear Santa,
I don't know if I was good this year, because nobody likes it when I do my job properly, and when I don't, I get called a heretic. I died a few times, and so maybe I was bad.
The tank would like you to know that it was very good and didn't tread mud into the room, though. If it's okay to ask, if the tank could requisition a new Lascannon, the current one has jammed a lot this year. I think it'd like that.
If you do deliveries to the warp, I think Perron would like a DVD set of Strictly Come Dancing. The dresses are pretty. He's not been good, but you can hardly blame him.
The Daemonette would like a new whip after she wore out her current one. Please don't give her one with spurs.
All the best,
BC
[Shoves letter into envelope and puts both letters into the fireplace, where they vanish]
Hope I got the address right, otherwise this is going to be very awkward.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/22 15:14:35
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2015/12/22 15:21:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh, I remember when a test subject put "Dear Satan" instead of "Dear Santa". Why write to a minor Khornate daemon anyway?
As for me, I have an online wishlist.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/22 15:23:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Imperials worship a second diety? I thought it was only your Emperor you worshipped? Why haven't I heard of Santa yet? He sounds important, if he grants you gifts if you oblige by his demands.
*flinches*
Sounds a bit like Chaos, actually.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/22 15:24:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*looks it up*
Umm, sure you want a set of hand cuffs, a whip set and a sift high strength....
Oh wait that is BC,s or is it wk,s
Oh, you like I channel sit com's,I though you would prefer the channel m machinery serris.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/22 15:30:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ainciant myth from Terra, pretty harmless b2j
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/22 15:31:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Confused] I thought Santa was created by a soft drink company.
I haven't got a wish list. After dying repeatedly and finding out I have a kid, there's nothing I could really think of. [Shrug]
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2015/12/22 16:30:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Really, the Inquisition has to pay for what they've done.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/22 18:02:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Marines don't get wish lists, our duty is considered enough of a gift
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/22 18:31:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Not even a artificer upgraded bolter?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/22 19:10:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Not even that
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/22 19:22:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Maybe it was Artificer, but you didn't know it... Or did you?
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/22 20:38:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Verviedi wrote:Really, the Inquisition has to pay for what they've done.
In general, or is this related to Santa? [Looks puzzled]
War Kitten wrote:Marines don't get wish lists, our duty is considered enough of a gift
Does that mean you don't want the box we got you? [Disappointed]
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2015/12/22 20:49:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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I will take the gift
Or will I?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/22 20:49:30
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/22 20:50:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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In general. They've committed too many atrocities to escape retribution.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/22 20:52:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[To TS] It's not for you. Kimmy picked it out. Though you could have this gift basket of interesting beers. [Homds it up]
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2015/12/22 20:53:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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But what if it is for me?
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/22 20:55:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Oh no, I'll take the gift, I'm just saying that when I'm not here I don't get the chance to make a wishlist.
*sees TS*
Oh for the love of the Emperor, didn't I JUST kill you last week? Remember? Melta gun to the face?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/22 20:56:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Did you kill me?
I do not recall dying
Or do I?
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/22 21:18:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I'm fairly certain I did, you still have the burn on your face.
*points*
Now, do I need to kill you again? Your kind cannot be trusted to go 5 minutes without trying to troll the gak out of someone.
*raises combi-melta*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/22 21:21:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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You have already fired one shot, Ultramarine. You are out of ammo.
Or is he out of ammo?
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/22 21:21:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*battered up represser finally limps into guard carpark, one track hanging off with a engine sounds like a tractor*
Long story, im back, the commiaar said to say good bye, Late for shuttle. And I'm stuck here for abit....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/22 21:22:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*shoots TS in the gut with combi-melta*
I am capable of reloading you know that right?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/22 21:22:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Hawks above, someone summoned a Lord of Change. Now, without trying to be mysterious, what exactly do you want? I'm tired of daemons for now, we just got rid of a Slaneeshi daemon.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/22 21:23:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Woah now, he wasn't doing anything.
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2015/12/22 21:24:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Oh... Why would you get rid of Slaaneshi daemons? They are so easy to mislead.
Or am I easy to mislead?
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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