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YAH!
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Okay... back away slowly... slight smile... nod politely... OHGAWDHE'SGOTAKNIFERUN.

Hahaha we all do crazy things when we are young.
I did some nutty things just for the lols!

HighProphetOfDestruction wrote:

Mukkin'About wrote:What? it wasn't awkward? Well, i think i have another one that definitely isn't awesome

There was this real innocent girl in high school.. really straightedge type. Anyways I thought she was cute and she was fun to tease with dirty jokes and innuendos. one day i was talking to her down in the nerd zone with a bunch of my fellow nerdlings present. She was standing with her back to the wall, and i thought of doing this for the lols. I put my arms out on either side of her, pressed her against the wall and kissed her. real sudden like. She pushed me away, slapped me, and ran away crying. I thought it was hilarious, and i heard some chuckles, but her friend told me later that I had broken her heart or something
Turns out she was saving her first kiss for the man she was going to marry.
I don't have a lot of tact, so i said to her friend "sweet, does that mean she's going to marry me?"
Neither of them talk to me anymore

How did you expect it to turn out? It sounds like you pretty much forced yourself upon her.

Yeah, pretty much. That was a pretty bitch thing to do....

Mukkin'About wrote:What? it wasn't awkward? Well, i think i have another one that definitely isn't awesome

There was this real innocent girl in high school.. really straightedge type. Anyways I thought she was cute and she was fun to tease with dirty jokes and innuendos. one day i was talking to her down in the nerd zone with a bunch of my fellow nerdlings present. She was standing with her back to the wall, and i thought of doing this for the lols. I put my arms out on either side of her, pressed her against the wall and kissed her. real sudden like. She pushed me away, slapped me, and ran away crying. I thought it was hilarious, and i heard some chuckles, but her friend told me later that I had broken her heart or something
Turns out she was saving her first kiss for the man she was going to marry.
I don't have a lot of tact, so i said to her friend "sweet, does that mean she's going to marry me?"
Neither of them talk to me anymore

Dude that is a hugely stupid and generally donkey-cave-ish thing to do.

Asherian Command wrote:I want to keep my virginity until I find my soulmate which will probably never happen.

Slarg232 wrote:I was born and raised in a Catholic household, but I ain't going to wait until I get married to do.... "Dirty" deeds (DUN DIRT CHEAP!). But nor am I going to go out and get bizzay with the first girl I run into either.

remember gentlemen, behind every lying man-whore is a woman who made him that way. Take it from experience, putting all your eggs in one basket can result in a black hole of a heart and lack of a soul. Be warned all ye who seek so-called love.

Brother Heinrich wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:I want to keep my virginity until I find my soulmate which will probably never happen.

Slarg232 wrote:I was born and raised in a Catholic household, but I ain't going to wait until I get married to do.... "Dirty" deeds (DUN DIRT CHEAP!). But nor am I going to go out and get bizzay with the first girl I run into either.

remember gentlemen, behind every lying man-whore is a woman who made him that way. Take it from experience, putting all your eggs in one basket can result in a black hole of a heart and lack of a soul. Be warned all ye who seek so-called love.

While true, I am told by a certain fem fatale that I already have a Black Hole of a Heart, and I always knew I lacked a soul, so I be golden.

more power to ya bro, and all the best I believe love exists, just not in my personal cosmos where the sun doesn't shine and I'm the equivalent of the deciever lol.

Brother Heinrich wrote: love.

What is this thing?

Surely I thought that was only in fairy tales?

VikingScott wrote:

Brother Heinrich wrote: love.

What is this thing?

Surely I thought that was only in fairy tales?

It is where two beings believe they like each other, i find it intriguing.

Happygrunt wrote:

chaos0xomega wrote:Yes, it means that, but not only am I still a virgin (this must change), I have no friggin clue what to do when it comes to women. I have the confidence thing down pat, but I am so incredibly blind to clear signals its not even funny. I can flirt til kingdom come, but short of the chick taking off her clothes and shooting off a starting pistol, I would never have any clue that she was actually interested in anything (I have no faith in myself realizing whats going on, even if she says something as obvious as "want to go back to my hotel room" or something). Then again, drunk chaos0xomega is a different animal from sober chaos0xomega, so we shall see.

Your problem is that you cant see signals, and mine is that I MISREAD signals. Whops...

No, I think we have the same problem actually. I misread some signals horribly (I had a really bad spring 2 years ago... not going into detail on that one, but suffice it to say, since then I've started intentionally blocking signals to keep myself from making the same errors again.

I agree with this guy, I lost it at age 13 with some fugly ass girl in the converted attic of my garage. Sex is not as much of a big deal as you think especially not until you start getting into your 20's and start doing people with experience

I'm 21, does that count?

A girl asked me if I was a stud. I said, "Maybe, matters on how far i go. But ye-no. I Can't really say If i am really a study if I was not a stud I would also being saying other stuff but I cannot denie the fact that I may be in fact a stud but the fact still remains If red is good or blue is good? Or are they the same? And Why does it always have to be me getting asked the freaking questions, for god sakes, I am may or may not be a stud."

I have a similar story. Couple years ago, I was at a buddies birthday party, and he introduces me to this girl. Wasn't bad looking overall, nice slim athletic build, pretty green eyes, blond hair... but she had a doorknocker nose piercing, total dealkiller (I usually like piercings, but this was too much). So she's basically interrogating me, and she finds out I'm a cadet, and this apparently turns her on. She mentions that my hair is a lot longer than most of the other cadets she's met, and I respond that I keep it within regulations, but I like wearing my hair a bit longer than most, etc. or something to that effect. Her response was to ask oh, are you a rebel, and at this point I played into it, just for fun I let off one of my devilish grins and responded "Maybe, you'll just have to find out won't you?" or something like that, and her response was basically along the lines of 'Oh I like guys that are rebellious' and... well, I don't know what I was thinking but I responded w/ "And I like girls that don't have doorknockers big enough to wake the dead bolted to their faces." I paused, thought about it for a moment, turned around, and left the party. I blame the alcohol.

chaos0xomega wrote:

A girl asked me if I was a stud. I said, "Maybe, matters on how far i go. But ye-no. I Can't really say If i am really a study if I was not a stud I would also being saying other stuff but I cannot denie the fact that I may be in fact a stud but the fact still remains If red is good or blue is good? Or are they the same? And Why does it always have to be me getting asked the freaking questions, for god sakes, I am may or may not be a stud."

I have a similar story. Couple years ago, I was at a buddies birthday party, and he introduces me to this girl. Wasn't bad looking overall, nice slim athletic build, pretty green eyes, blond hair... but she had a doorknocker nose piercing, total dealkiller (I usually like piercings, but this was too much). So she's basically interrogating me, and she finds out I'm a cadet, and this apparently turns her on. She mentions that my hair is a lot longer than most of the other cadets she's met, and I respond that I keep it within regulations, but I like wearing my hair a bit longer than most, etc. or something to that effect. Her response was to ask oh, are you a rebel, and at this point I played into it, just for fun I let off one of my devilish grins and responded "Maybe, you'll just have to find out won't you?" or something like that, and her response was basically along the lines of 'Oh I like guys that are rebellious' and... well, I don't know what I was thinking but I responded w/ "And I like girls that don't have doorknockers big enough to wake the dead bolted to their faces." I paused, thought about it for a moment, turned around, and left the party. I blame the alcohol.

This is why you take paper bags to parties.

21 only counts if you pull MILFS.

chaos0xomega wrote: I responded w/ "And I like girls that don't have doorknockers big enough to wake the dead bolted to their faces."

::sings::

"Did you ever know that you're my hero..."


Eric

Lol. Anyway. I am going to try and go out with some girls on new years day. Eh.

Constantly. Unless I'm with my male friends, my sense of humour will greatly decrease, thus leading to a good joke falling on it's face. In a field of red-hot nails.

On a side note, Cannerus is my new idol.

I'm the same way Tim, I am absolutely hilarious when I'm with my buddies (some moreso than others), to the point that I can easily become the life of the party/the talk of the town, but as you can imagine, its kinda rough to be with a girl if you're never alone.

MagickalMemories wrote:

chaos0xomega wrote: I responded w/ "And I like girls that don't have doorknockers big enough to wake the dead bolted to their faces."

::sings::

"Did you ever know that you're my hero..."


Eric

MagickalMemories wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

MagickalMemories wrote:Don't be in a rush to lose your virginity, guys.
Although we all talked and bragged about it when we were younger, you will eventually realize that it was truly NOT that big a deal.
Also, if you rush it, there will likely be moments you look back on andy ask yourself, "Why the *F* did I do THAT!"

Eric

Disagree. Not because your first time is going to be oh so magical, but rather it teaches you not to fear anything related to sex. It becomes a conquerable enemy. Bragging rights are a plus.

A quick review of the posting history of the two individuals quoted above will clearly show any interested parties which one is the more sensible one to listen to (me, of course).

Eric

My biography will sell more copies.

~Cannerus.

I think I brushed one of my (married ) coworkers today. I was helping her lift up a TV, she let go because we were pushing it into a wall, and walked to my side right as I pulled my arm out. Well, I felt something squishy rub against my arm, and she kind of jumped back, but didn't say anything and I didn't look at her.

Oops.

Slarg232 wrote:I think I brushed one of my (married ) coworkers today. I was helping her lift up a TV, she let go because we were pushing it into a wall, and walked to my side right as I pulled my arm out. Well, I felt something squishy rub against my arm, and she kind of jumped back, but didn't say anything and I didn't look at her.

Oops.

If you want advice... oh wait forum rules...

My latest attempt at finding a partner has fallen apart (what a surprise -.-) and i'm back to having no possible way of finding anyone.

Not old enough for pubs or clubs or whatever, not in any sort of educational facility such as a college or uni, don't have any friends (well, I do, just none that could open any doors to new friends and possibilities) nor do I have any access to social gatherings or the like because; let's face it; people generally think i'm weird (it wasn't stalking; just investigative following).

So yeah, back here on square 1 (I probably know square 1 more intimately than I know most people) and it feels strangely like a cruel game of snakes and ladders; I get further every time, but eventually every square becomes a snake.

Avatar 720 wrote:My latest attempt at finding a partner has fallen apart (what a surprise -.-) and i'm back to having no possible way of finding anyone.

Not old enough for pubs or clubs or whatever, not in any sort of educational facility such as a college or uni, don't have any friends (well, I do, just none that could open any doors to new friends and possibilities) nor do I have any access to social gatherings or the like because; let's face it; people generally think i'm weird (it wasn't stalking; just investigative following).

So yeah, back here on square 1 (I probably know square 1 more intimately than I know most people) and it feels strangely like a cruel game of snakes and ladders; I get further every time, but eventually every square becomes a snake.

You are under 18 and not in education or employment?

Avatar: Don't worry about it bro. The more you care the more desperate it will seem. Get some confidence, develop a very strong back bone and enjoy life and everything will work itself out. Get some friends who are more outgoing than you and let it rub off Main thing is don't stress, and work the negative vibes out at your own pace.

corpsesarefun wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:My latest attempt at finding a partner has fallen apart (what a surprise -.-) and i'm back to having no possible way of finding anyone.

Not old enough for pubs or clubs or whatever, not in any sort of educational facility such as a college or uni, don't have any friends (well, I do, just none that could open any doors to new friends and possibilities) nor do I have any access to social gatherings or the like because; let's face it; people generally think i'm weird (it wasn't stalking; just investigative following).

So yeah, back here on square 1 (I probably know square 1 more intimately than I know most people) and it feels strangely like a cruel game of snakes and ladders; I get further every time, but eventually every square becomes a snake.

You are under 18 and not in education or employment?

17 (18 in March) and nearing the end of an Apprenticeship. In-centre stuff finished weeks ago and now it's purely work placement based until Jan. 28th, when the apprenticeship ends and i'm left dumping my CV on monster.com etc.

EagleArk wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:I think I brushed one of my (married ) coworkers today. I was helping her lift up a TV, she let go because we were pushing it into a wall, and walked to my side right as I pulled my arm out. Well, I felt something squishy rub against my arm, and she kind of jumped back, but didn't say anything and I didn't look at her.

Oops.

If you want advice... oh wait forum rules...

No advice needed, man. A) She be married, B) while she is very hot, which is probably why she is married, She is married, and C) She is married.

Not a damn thing is going to happen

Slarg, I salute you.
Morals like that are worthy of respect.

Cannerus...
Whatever, dude. Hope your shots are up to date.


Eric

Morals like what? Not going after a married woman? I don't know, that always seemed kind of a given for me.....

And that's why they're your morals! it is good to have those.

Slarg232 wrote:Morals like what? Not going after a married woman? I don't know, that always seemed kind of a given for me.....

best to just keep away form the whole situation, it always ends in psycho drama.

Slarg232 wrote:Morals like what? Not going after a married woman? I don't know, that always seemed kind of a given for me.....

That's good morals. : )
You'd be surprised.....
(or, maybe you wouldn't)


Eric