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Here's a thread where you can discuss moments you've shared with a member of the opposite gender, that meant to be intended well but instead you put yourself in complete embarrassment.I'll start off with a few stories from my previous thread

(link here:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/325252.page).

"I was actually trying to rest my arm on this girl I liked abdomen while sleeping with her (we had a sleep-over) but I placed my limb way too high up. Not noticing what I had done she quickly told me I was touching her boobs so I lowered it to my

intended location."

and

"Well with the same girl I've also titty smacked her when I was trying to help retie her bracelet for her, the string that holds it together snapped as I tried to make a knot the force causing the back of my hand to fly into her breasts. Also another time

when I was looking into a microscope I put my hand up to ask for the teacher and I didn't notice her leaning over me so I ended up grabbing her bosoms instead."

You are a very cheesy cat, OP.

WarOne wrote:You are a very cheesy cat, OP.

I guess my avatar's name suits my clumsiness well.

I can offer some awkard moments, which are embarrassing after the fact.

My future wife had the hots for me, real bad, we met whilst studying for a degree with the OU, whilst on summer school.

Firstly, we had to watch a film, she sat next to me and in the darkened auditorium she kept rubbing her leg against mine, thinking she needed more space...I moved over.

Next time round she invited me up to her dorm room I was puzzled by the looks her friends gave me as I said goodnight and left, alone, for my own room.

We shared a pizza for lunch, her leg kept banging against mine....I moved away to give her more space.......

She resorted to flashing herself at me.....Politely I turned away.....

I had to be told, on the last evening that she liked me.

Alternatively; Me and an ex broke for some air and found two steaming cups of tea by the side of my bed...left by my Mum.

This one still worries me.

Mr. Burning wrote:
Alternatively; Me and an ex broke for some air and found two steaming cups of tea by the side of my bed...left by my Mum.

Good Mom man, she is kinda like a pit crew.....

Mr. Burning wrote:

Alternatively; Me and an ex broke for some air and found two steaming cups of tea by the side of my bed...left by my Mum.

This one still worries me.

I have heard a similar anecdote related by a young man who was 'relaxing in a gentleman's way' only to open his eyes and find a cup of tea next to his bed...

filbert wrote:

Mr. Burning wrote:

Alternatively; Me and an ex broke for some air and found two steaming cups of tea by the side of my bed...left by my Mum.

This one still worries me.

I have heard a similar anecdote related by a young man who was 'relaxing in a gentleman's way' only to open his eyes and find a cup of tea next to his bed...

My mother has also, in the past, walked in and attempted to hoover my room and has also asked my wife what our sex life was like.

She is...annoying.

Mr. Burning wrote:I can offer some awkard moments, which are embarrassing after the fact.

My future wife had the hots for me, real bad, we met whilst studying for a degree with the OU, whilst on summer school.

Firstly, we had to watch a film, she sat next to me and in the darkened auditorium she kept rubbing her leg against mine, thinking she needed more space...I moved over.

Next time round she invited me up to her dorm room I was puzzled by the looks her friends gave me as I said goodnight and left, alone, for my own room.

We shared a pizza for lunch, her leg kept banging against mine....I moved away to give her more space.......

She resorted to flashing herself at me.....Politely I turned away.....

I had to be told, on the last evening that she liked me.

Alternatively; Me and an ex broke for some air and found two steaming cups of tea by the side of my bed...left by my Mum.

This one still worries me.

Wow we must be related somehow. I was the same way when I was a teen. I know NOW they were sexual advances, but then sheesh was I oblivious. I worked with an African female before that was just awesome. I didnt realize then, that she wanted this king of crackers something fierce. I too thought the advances were something totally different.

My boss from a different job too. She would tell me just randomly that "most married women would cheat in a heart beat on their husbands" and then give me that sexy pose. Same thing, "oh yea? Thats weird, I dont understand that, why get married then" then wander off

Then I met my wife and it was still bad. My fave was we were sitting on a swing on a porch, and it was night time soa bit cold. She tells me how cold she is and even does the exaggerated shiver, so awesome me, "OH let me get you a blanket" instead of being suave and holding her

We men of brilliance eh?

Wakeing up in the morning with a trange woman in your bed. You roll over and look at her, she wakes up and looks at you and smiles. The first words out of your mouth are, Who are You?

@Cheesecat, you "had a sleep over" with a girl that objects to you getting to 2nd base? You're a cuddly puppy/teddy bear to sleep with not a Man.

Sheesh, have fun in that friend-zone...FOREVER!

SlaveToDorkness, it's also known as Friends with Benefits...
I have a modivational poster somewhere...

Staying at a female friends house, who doesn't have a spare room and lets you kip in with her. Waking up in the morning and nudging her with yer.. ahem... morning glory.

Catyrpelius wrote:Wakeing up in the morning with a trange woman in your bed. You roll over and look at her, she wakes up and looks at you and smiles. The first words out of your mouth are, Who are You?

Also this, far too often.

Alright another story back in grade 8 my brother and I are wrestling anyways, I trip over the rug and pulled a muscle in my right arm. During this week we were doing dancing for PE so I'm holding my partner around the waistline, but because I get

spasms of pain when lifting my right arm I would have to lower my arm at around bum level in order for the pain to stop needless to say, she did not buy my excuse and pretty much every girl in the gym thought I was a pervert after they had a

dance with me.

Cheesecat wrote:Alright another story back in grade 8 my brother and I are wrestling anyways, I trip over the rug and pulled a muscle in my right arm. during this week we were doing dancing for PE so I'm holding my partner around the waistline, but because I get

spasms of pain when lifting my right arm I would have to lower my arm at around bum level in order for the pain to stop needless to say, she did not buy my excuse and pretty much every girl in the gym thought I was a pervert after they had a

dance with me.

But you are a pervert!

Catyrpelius wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:Alright another story back in grade 8 my brother and I are wrestling anyways, I trip over the rug and pulled a muscle in my right arm. during this week we were doing dancing for PE so I'm holding my partner around the waistline, but because I get

spasms of pain when lifting my right arm I would have to lower my arm at around bum level in order for the pain to stop needless to say, she did not buy my excuse and pretty much every girl in the gym thought I was a pervert after they had a

dance with me.

But you are a pervert!

Yeah I know, but very few girls find that part of my personality appealing or at least tolerable.

Not so deep down all guys are perverts. Some of us are just better at hiding it then others.

I think ive drank too much and pissed the bed with about 8 different women, thats never good.

I also gak myself once, but that was my current missus and we had been going out a while, so oddly it was much less embarrassing.

You know.. in that she is fully aware that i have a drink problem, and not "why is this man i just met doing this? Is he a pervert/does he have medical issues" sorta thing.

mattyrm wrote:I think ive drank too much and pissed the bed with about 8 different women, thats never good.

I also gak myself once, but that was my current missus and we had been going out a while, so oddly it was much less embarrassing.

You know.. in that she is fully aware that i have a drink problem, and not "why is this man i just met doing this? Is he a pervert/does he have medical issues" sorta thing.

Your current missus sounds very tolerant indeed.

Well, I think this is a perfect point in the post to suggest:
"Pics or it didn't happen."

Sanctjud wrote:SlaveToDorkness, it's also known as Friends with Benefits...
I have a modivational poster somewhere...

It's not FWB til you've gotten something that ends in the word "job."

Catyrpelius wrote:Wakeing up in the morning with a trange woman in your bed. You roll over and look at her, she wakes up and looks at you and smiles. The first words out of your mouth are, Who are You?

In a similar vein (though not related to the OPPOSITE sex ), there are a few times I've been with guys who "only liked girls" and we became innebriated enough to prove otherwise. You wake up the next day and have to remember what happened and then get that awkward "sooo, I'm cool with what went down, but I assume I'm never speaking of this again?" to which the answer is most always an emphatic yes


Somewhat recently I made a sexual joke with a female friend of mine which doubled as an invitation to become FWB. She responded with something like "I see you as a friend and I also have to worry about STDs." I was a little offended at the latter and said it didn't matter to me and she knew I had relations with several of our mutual friends and I assured her that I was clean in an indignant tone. She then began oversharing about how she wasn't clean and her abusive ex has given her something and became extremely emtional. That was fairly awkward. FWIW, she has since propositioned me twice and I completely ignore it. Cannerus does not give nor tolerate baggage.

Quick version: I got also got caught doing things with a female in a theater at a screening of Curious George. Also awkward.

Awkward moments with the opposite gender:

All of them.

Most of my awkward moments end up with the woman in question inside my freezer...in pieces...

I still don't get why some people get all flustered, women are just people too, they get embarassed just as easily as the rest of us.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

In a similar vein (though not related to the OPPOSITE sex ), there are a few times I've been with guys who "only liked girls" and I sipped my drinks whilst throwing triples at them,until, they became innebriated enough to prove otherwise. You wake up the next day and have to remember what happened and then get that awkward "sooo, I'm cool with what went down, but I assume I'm never speaking of this again?" to which the answer is most always an emphatic yes

Fixed.

Mr. Burning wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

In a similar vein (though not related to the OPPOSITE sex ), there are a few times I've been with guys who "only liked girls" and I sipped my drinks whilst throwing triples at them,until, they became innebriated enough to prove otherwise. You wake up the next day and have to remember what happened and then get that awkward "sooo, I'm cool with what went down, but I assume I'm never speaking of this again?" to which the answer is most always an emphatic yes

Fixed.

That made me laugh, and is probably closer to the truth

Or the ol "OK! 1 2 3 SHOTS!" and as they tip back, he tosses his on the floor. Same outcome either way

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

Sanctjud wrote:SlaveToDorkness, it's also known as Friends with Benefits...
I have a modivational poster somewhere...

It's not FWB til you've gotten something that ends in the word "job."

Catyrpelius wrote:Wakeing up in the morning with a trange woman in your bed. You roll over and look at her, she wakes up and looks at you and smiles. The first words out of your mouth are, Who are You?

In a similar vein (though not related to the OPPOSITE sex ), there are a few times I've been with guys who "only liked girls" and we became innebriated enough to prove otherwise. You wake up the next day and have to remember what happened and then get that awkward "sooo, I'm cool with what went down, but I assume I'm never speaking of this again?" to which the answer is most always an emphatic yes


Somewhat recently I made a sexual joke with a female friend of mine which doubled as an invitation to become FWB. She responded with something like "I see you as a friend and I also have to worry about STDs." I was a little offended at the latter and said it didn't matter to me and she knew I had relations with several of our mutual friends and I assured her that I was clean in an indignant tone. She then began oversharing about how she wasn't clean and her abusive ex has given her something and became extremely emtional. That was fairly awkward. FWIW, she has since propositioned me twice and I completely ignore it. Cannerus does not give nor tolerate baggage.

Quick version: I got also got caught doing things with a female in a theater at a screening of Curious George. Also awkward.

You should write a book "The Illustrious Sex Life of Cannerus_The_Unbearable."

Include pics or it didn't happen.

Way back in my wacky teen aged years one girl I was "involved" with suggested I come pay her a visit in the wee morning hours.
I'd never been to her house before as I'd only met her a few weeks prior,but at 2 A.M. found myself creeping up to her house and knocking upon her window...only it wasn't her window...it was her parents window.

...Very awkward trying to explain my nocturnal visit to her fuming Father.

FITZZ wrote: Way back in my wacky teen aged years one girl I was "involved" with suggested I come pay her a visit in the wee morning hours.
I'd never been to her house before as I'd only met her a few weeks prior,but at 2 A.M. found myself creeping up to her house and knocking upon her window...only it wasn't her window...it was her parents window.

...Very awkward trying to explain my nocturnal visit to her fuming Father.

We would have just winged you with a shotgun. The weinerdogs like a little sport with their dinner...

Frazzled wrote:

FITZZ wrote: Way back in my wacky teen aged years one girl I was "involved" with suggested I come pay her a visit in the wee morning hours.
I'd never been to her house before as I'd only met her a few weeks prior,but at 2 A.M. found myself creeping up to her house and knocking upon her window...only it wasn't her window...it was her parents window.

...Very awkward trying to explain my nocturnal visit to her fuming Father.

We would have just winged you with a shotgun. The weinerdogs like a little sport with their dinner...

Fortunately for me,the young ladies father was more of the Liberal/Artsy type and not the Open fire and release the dogs type ...still got a pretty god chewing though.

FITZZ wrote:
Fortunately for me,the young ladies father was more of the Liberal/Artsy type and not the Open fire and release the dogs type ...still got a pretty god chewing though.

I should hope you did, for all that effort........................................................................................

Mr. Burning wrote:

FITZZ wrote:
Fortunately for me,the young ladies father was more of the Liberal/Artsy type and not the Open fire and release the dogs type ...still got a pretty god chewing though.

I should hope you did, for all that effort........................................................................................

That my friend is an entirely different story...and certainly not fit for a "family friendly" forum like Dakkas OT board.