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2011/01/02 14:50:14
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Avatar: Don't worry about it bro. The more you care the more desperate it will seem. Get some confidence, develop a very strong back bone and enjoy life and everything will work itself out. Get some friends who are more outgoing than you and let it rub off  Main thing is don't stress, and work the negative vibes out at your own pace.
That was probably the best advice Ive ever read on here, and from you no less 
Also, Id buy your biography
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2011/01/02 15:14:43
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Best way to get a girlfriend?
Be an imbecile, has worked for me the last 5 times.
Oh, and don't over react on anything, cause that just gets them going.
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2011/01/03 06:11:50
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Careful.
Being an imbecile will also cause you to get married.
Marriage is the leading cause of divorce (and losing half your sh**). 
Eric
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2011/01/03 07:22:08
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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corpsesarefun wrote:
Yeah but if you rush it you end up shagging a wookie or a hobbit or in my case both...
So you boned an Ewok?
All of my pre-22 years of age encounters with the female persuasion. Signals? What signals? I not only couldn't see them, I didn't know what I was meant to be looking for.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2011/01/03 13:04:04
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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chromedog wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:
Yeah but if you rush it you end up shagging a wookie or a hobbit or in my case both...
So you boned an Ewok?
All of my pre-22 years of age encounters with the female persuasion. Signals? What signals? I not only couldn't see them, I didn't know what I was meant to be looking for.
lol aint that the truth. Only when I got older did I realize all those signs. and Im sure I still miss most, but the painfully obvious ones I get anyways
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2011/01/04 20:41:40
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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I had two hugely awkward moments with the same girl.
Were making out and she had her legs wrapped around me, she leaned back, i strained and Farted right on her. Direct contact. She laughed (a keeper). Later in the evenning i told her i was going to slip into something more comfortable. While attempting to rise to my feet the sleeve of my shirt caught under my hand ripped all the way up under my armpit and down the inseam to the waist, slipping off in one motion. She laughed and i walked away sheepishly...
she also later showed many red flags. We stopped dating shortly there after.
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2011/01/04 20:44:40
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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chromedog wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:
Yeah but if you rush it you end up shagging a wookie or a hobbit or in my case both...
So you boned an Ewok?
All of my pre-22 years of age encounters with the female persuasion. Signals? What signals? I not only couldn't see them, I didn't know what I was meant to be looking for.
An ewok with nipples that go inwards.
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2011/01/05 01:46:06
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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corpsesarefun wrote:chromedog wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:
Yeah but if you rush it you end up shagging a wookie or a hobbit or in my case both...
So you boned an Ewok?
All of my pre-22 years of age encounters with the female persuasion. Signals? What signals? I not only couldn't see them, I didn't know what I was meant to be looking for.
An ewok with nipples that go inwards.
This quote made me go WTF?
I feel a trend of stupidity coming soon..
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2011/01/05 04:23:50
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Minister: Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife
Me: I do
Most awkward moment of my life.
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2011/01/06 18:42:15
Subject: Re:Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
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Speaking of not knowing signals...
My first quarter in college there was this Korean girl in my math class. I helped her study and we went out to a few movies and dinners. Always afterwards, she would ask me to come back to her place for some coffee or dessert. I would usually beg off saying I didn't drink coffee or had to be up early. All true, but totally missing the point of the invite. She asks for a kiss goodnight, so I give her a little peck on the cheek. 
Don't know if I need to point out I was a virgin at this point.
So one day I go to pick her up for a movie, she says "I rented a movie, we're staying in".
Never did see the last half of that movie.
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2011/01/06 19:09:21
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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You got there in the end and that's what counts.
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2011/01/06 19:29:14
Subject: Re:Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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vitki wrote:Speaking of not knowing signals...
My first quarter in college there was this Korean girl in my math class. I helped her study and we went out to a few movies and dinners. Always afterwards, she would ask me to come back to her place for some coffee or dessert. I would usually beg off saying I didn't drink coffee or had to be up early. All true, but totally missing the point of the invite. She asks for a kiss goodnight, so I give her a little peck on the cheek.
Don't know if I need to point out I was a virgin at this point.
So one day I go to pick her up for a movie, she says "I rented a movie, we're staying in".
Never did see the last half of that movie.
Funny how virginity blinds you to the obvious ones eh?
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2011/01/07 00:07:58
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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One I was on a cruise and me and this girl were talking about what kind of music we liked, and when she said she liked Breaking Benjamin, I immediately said "That band wrote a song for Halo 2, awesome, huh?"
Although she was a bit of a nerd herself I found out later, but it was incredibly awkward for a few seconds.
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2011/01/07 00:16:23
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Asherian Command wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:chromedog wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:
Yeah but if you rush it you end up shagging a wookie or a hobbit or in my case both...
So you boned an Ewok?
All of my pre-22 years of age encounters with the female persuasion. Signals? What signals? I not only couldn't see them, I didn't know what I was meant to be looking for.
An ewok with nipples that go inwards.
This quote made me go WTF?
I feel a trend of stupidity coming soon..
How do you think I felt when the bra came off 
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2011/01/07 00:40:38
Subject: Re:Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Lead-Footed Trukkboy Driver
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I dated a girl who liked to be slapped and choked during sex...hard, I did it cause it got her her jollies, but it always felt extremely wierd and ackward...
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2011/01/07 00:52:54
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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corpsesarefun wrote:Asherian Command wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:chromedog wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:
Yeah but if you rush it you end up shagging a wookie or a hobbit or in my case both...
So you boned an Ewok?
All of my pre-22 years of age encounters with the female persuasion. Signals? What signals? I not only couldn't see them, I didn't know what I was meant to be looking for.
An ewok with nipples that go inwards.
This quote made me go WTF?
I feel a trend of stupidity coming soon..
How do you think I felt when the bra came off
Strangely aroused?
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2011/01/07 00:53:59
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Avatar 720 wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:Asherian Command wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:chromedog wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:
Yeah but if you rush it you end up shagging a wookie or a hobbit or in my case both...
So you boned an Ewok?
All of my pre-22 years of age encounters with the female persuasion. Signals? What signals? I not only couldn't see them, I didn't know what I was meant to be looking for.
An ewok with nipples that go inwards.
This quote made me go WTF?
I feel a trend of stupidity coming soon..
How do you think I felt when the bra came off
Strangely aroused?
Are you? the quoter? Because, That would turn me off, and I would actually jump through a window. Of course I like taking my chances. 
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2011/01/07 00:57:07
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ewok with nipples that go in is a huge turn off, sadly there were no windows in the converted garage attic I was in so instead I had to make due with turning the lights off and thinking happy thoughts.
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2011/01/07 00:59:14
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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corpsesarefun wrote:Ewok with nipples that go in is a huge turn off, sadly there were no windows in the converted garage attic I was in so instead I had to make due with turning the lights off and thinking happy thoughts.
I... i'm hurt that you felt that way about me... Uh, I mean, yes! Yes I don't blame you!... >.>
i'm secretly dying inside now ='(
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/01/07 01:04:12
Subject: Re:Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Grabzak Dirtyfighter wrote:I dated a girl who liked to be slapped and choked during sex...hard, I did it cause it got her her jollies, but it always felt extremely wierd and ackward...
Thats my kind of woman. The kinkier in private the better if you ask me 
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2011/01/07 01:04:29
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Avatar 720 wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:Ewok with nipples that go in is a huge turn off, sadly there were no windows in the converted garage attic I was in so instead I had to make due with turning the lights off and thinking happy thoughts.
I... i'm hurt that you felt that way about me... Uh, I mean, yes! Yes I don't blame you!... >.>
i'm secretly dying inside now ='(
Liz? Since when have you lived in stockport and liked khorne? 
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2011/01/07 01:04:40
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Avatar 720 wrote:corpsesarefun wrote:Ewok with nipples that go in is a huge turn off, sadly there were no windows in the converted garage attic I was in so instead I had to make due with turning the lights off and thinking happy thoughts.
I... i'm hurt that you felt that way about me... Uh, I mean, yes! Yes I don't blame you!... >.>
i'm secretly dying inside now ='(
lol. Opps.
Anyway I know a few funny stories or stupid moments with the opposite gender. And some of them are kinda of like dumbass moments.
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2011/01/07 01:08:50
Subject: Re:Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Grabzak Dirtyfighter wrote:I dated a girl who liked to be slapped and choked during sex...hard, I did it cause it got her her jollies, but it always felt extremely wierd and ackward...
No idea what that is like 
But srsly, if something isn't fun for you bailing is always an option. Might feel crappy to do at the time, but the morning after awkward intercourse is one of the worst feelings ever
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2011/01/07 01:12:55
Subject: Re:Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Grabzak Dirtyfighter wrote:I dated a girl who liked to be slapped and choked during sex...hard, I did it cause it got her her jollies, but it always felt extremely wierd and ackward...
No idea what that is like
You've never been choked or slapped before? Wow you really are a lucky person. 
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2011/01/07 01:14:25
Subject: Re:Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Cheesecat wrote:Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Grabzak Dirtyfighter wrote:I dated a girl who liked to be slapped and choked during sex...hard, I did it cause it got her her jollies, but it always felt extremely wierd and ackward...
No idea what that is like
You've never been choked or slapped before? Wow you really are a lucky person.
I will probably have that happen to me. But you know what i really hope not.
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2011/01/07 01:16:12
Subject: Re:Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Lead-Footed Trukkboy Driver
Youngwood, PA
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Well I kept doing it for her cause she had...talents. Sweet, sweet talents
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2011/01/07 01:17:16
Subject: Re:Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Asherian Command wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Grabzak Dirtyfighter wrote:I dated a girl who liked to be slapped and choked during sex...hard, I did it cause it got her her jollies, but it always felt extremely wierd and ackward...
No idea what that is like
You've never been choked or slapped before? Wow you really are a lucky person.
I will probably have that happen to me. But you know what i really hope not.
Wait you've never been slapped or choked not even when play fighting? 
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2011/01/07 01:21:31
Subject: Re:Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Some people are gentle. *shrugs*
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2011/01/07 01:22:32
Subject: Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Fixture of Dakka
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It was followed by an eye roll, people I've been in a rape-play scenarios for crying out loud. Yes, I've left a mark or two on a willing subject in my day and had the favor returned. If blood play weren't so dangerous I'd be all over it constantly
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2011/01/07 01:31:01
Subject: Re:Awkward moments with the opposite gender.
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Lead-Footed Trukkboy Driver
Youngwood, PA
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Not really my scene, but different strokes for different folks makes the world go round...or something.
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