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Monster Rain wrote:Besides which, if someone is raptured you won't have to pay them!
You kinda would...
Gambling is a sin (At least i think it is) and commiting sins is one of the things that stops you floating to the shiny white cloudy place...
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"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
KingCracker wrote:I clicked yes. That way if it DOES happen, when we are all standing in line in the afterlife (Yes I imagine everyone here will be in the same part of the line, its mental picture OKAY) I can laugh at all of you. HA! Looks you were all wrong! HAHAH!!
Just like that
Meh, I wouldn't be up there with you guys. I'll be cast into the pits of hell for being a heathen. I'll be having a nice sauna while hanging out with rockstars and hot chicks.
Heathen indeed. Some Christian beliefs state that you wait at the gates to learn weather or not you goto heaven. SO! When your holding your ticket and waiting in line Ill be mocking you.
Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:If my pets aren't in Heaven he can stick his celestial paradise.
RE Wrestling: Jesus surely would never Fall and I can't see him sumbitting.
My money is on the Big J
20:45 Haven't seen any floaters yet.
well only in the t....
will stop right there. There could be people about to eat.
No, continue! Nothing could put me off this delicious chocolate fudge pudding!
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Not sure how accurate this is, but I now hear that the folks at "Family Radio" are backpedaling a bit,stating that today begins a "period of judgment" counting down to the Rapture.
...Searching for more details.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
FITZZ wrote: Not sure how accurate this is, but I now hear that the folks at "Family Radio" are backpedaling a bit,stating that today begins a "period of judgment" counting down to the Rapture.
...Searching for more details.
Well Apparently what we got here is a Rapturist!
So.....
You better hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cuz the they're gunna be rapturing everybody out here!
Everybody join in!
So Ya Better Hide yo kids, hid yo wife! They' goin around rapturing everbody out there!
Were gonna find ya!
They are going through your front door rapturing everybody around ya!
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
I'm at work and took a dump but couldn't flush it because of lack of water pressure... then I tried to use the sink but barely a trickle comes out... plumber came by and it was discovered that the pump for our well has malfunctioned... is this the Rapture?!
Frazzled ascends to the heavens in a chariot of fire every Saturday. He's not going to be a good indicator of whether or not the rapture has taken place.
Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate.
Dastardly Dave wrote:Don't be silly! Of course the Rapture didn't happen in Australia, God probably passed them over as they're all convictssinners anyway...
*Ducks*
JudgementDay2011.com wrote:
Even Harold Camping had a previous prediction of the Return of Jesus for the Rapture that was incorrect due to a mathematical error – when his September 1994 date came and went without incident. What makes him so sure that this year, this date of May 21 2011, will in fact be the date of the Rapture?
1. The number 5 equals “atonement”, the number 10 equals “completeness”, and the number 17 equals “heaven”.
2. Christ hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
3. If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year), the result is 722,449.
4. The time between April 1 and May 21 is 51 days.
5. 51 + 722,449 = 722,500.
6. (5 × 10 × 17)2 or (atonement × completeness × heaven)2 also equals 722,500.
Thus, Camping concludes that 5 × 10 × 17 is telling us a “story from the time Christ made payment for our sins until we’re completely saved.”
I guess he forgot to carry the 666...
And the number of Filipinos mentioned in the Bible. (Zero). Simpsons FTW!
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Dastardly Dave wrote:Don't be silly! Of course the Rapture didn't happen in Australia, God probably passed them over as they're all convictssinners anyway...
*Ducks*
JudgementDay2011.com wrote:
Even Harold Camping had a previous prediction of the Return of Jesus for the Rapture that was incorrect due to a mathematical error – when his September 1994 date came and went without incident. What makes him so sure that this year, this date of May 21 2011, will in fact be the date of the Rapture?
1. The number 5 equals “atonement”, the number 10 equals “completeness”, and the number 17 equals “heaven”.
2. Christ hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
3. If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year), the result is 722,449.
4. The time between April 1 and May 21 is 51 days.
5. 51 + 722,449 = 722,500.
6. (5 × 10 × 17)2 or (atonement × completeness × heaven)2 also equals 722,500.
Thus, Camping concludes that 5 × 10 × 17 is telling us a “story from the time Christ made payment for our sins until we’re completely saved.”
I guess he forgot to carry the 666...
And the number of Filipinos mentioned in the Bible. (Zero). Simpsons FTW!
Doesn't it say in the bible that the rapture will happen when no man can predict our destruction?
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
How does Camping know that Jesus was crucified on April Fool's Day?
Was it a Pilate prank that went horribly wrong?
Does he take into account historical adjustments to the calendar?
Shoot that might mean that it is in 11 days time. or was it 11 days ago and we missed it?
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
helgrenze wrote:well.. its not 6pm in California ... yet.
Oh the calculations are based on the Pacific Time Zone? I didn't know that. Somebody should tell the other side of the world. It is already Sunday the 22nd in a lot of places. It just turned 6:03 here.
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helgrenze wrote:well.. its not 6pm in California ... yet.
Oh the calculations are based on the Pacific Time Zone? I didn't know that. Somebody should tell the other side of the world. It is already Sunday the 22nd in a lot of places. It just turned 6:03 here.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Does spending some quality hottub time with a sexy female friend count?
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
I heard we had a 2.5 trembler here in OKC.... but the dogs didn't even feel it.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
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