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**halonachos**

Okay, in 4 hours it should be 6:00pm in Australia if Australia is wiped off of the face of the Earth at 6:00pm their time then we have time to prepare. Sorry to our Australian Dakkaites but somebody has to go first.

**ChrisWWII**

Karon wrote:This won't be true because I haven't decided to roll out in my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT and do some quality time BLAMING THE VICTIM while I watch cartoons of Dinosaurs eating COCONUTS.

**Swordwind**

halonachos wrote:Okay, in 4 hours it should be 6:00pm in Australia if Australia is wiped off of the face of the Earth at 6:00pm their time then we have time to prepare. Sorry to our Australian Dakkaites but somebody has to go first.

It's always the Ozzies and Kiwis that get shafted.

I'm happy sitting here twiddling my thumbs. As long as it means that I don't need to worry too much about GCSEs.

**helgrenze**

Hmmm I wonder if I can still get a flight to Hawaii......

**Chibi Bodge-Battle**

Get your head down and revise young man
It just means that the Whore of Babylon will be invigilating in place of Mrs. Tomkins.

Although according to the less kind members of the staff, there is very little to distinguish the two.

**dogma**

If we are not Raptured it will be as a result of this event.

**Karon**

Swordwind wrote:
halonachos wrote:Okay, in 4 hours it should be 6:00pm in Australia if Australia is wiped off of the face of the Earth at 6:00pm their time then we have time to prepare. Sorry to our Australian Dakkaites but somebody has to go first.

It's always the Ozzies and Kiwis that get shafted. I'm happy sitting here twiddling my thumbs. As long as it means that I don't need to worry too much about GCSEs.

BLAME THE VICTIM QUICK!

**PresidentOfAsia**

inb4 Warp Storm that teleports the Raptured people away

**EmilCrane**

8Pm in New Zealand, no Rapture here yet

**Swordwind**

EmilCrane wrote:8Pm in New Zealand, no Rapture here yet

Pity.

**Mr Mystery**

Fear not Dakka Dakka!

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Yes folks, the Rapto-matic 9000! Simply tie one end of it to yourself, and another to a God-Botherer of your choice and PRESTO! When they are raptured up to Heaven, you go with them!

**heacy hitter**

I've been doing some research and this website helped me http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/ now according to this it is working on the theory that Noah built his ark in 4990bc now I'm now genius but even I know thats before the bronze age (which started about 3500bc, I think) so how on earth would he be able to build an ark?

**BoyMac**

AWE LAWDY! Here it comes! Hide yo wife, hide yo kids 'cause theys rapturin eerybody!

**snurl**

heacy hitter wrote:I've been doing some research and this website helped me http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/ now according to this it is working on the theory that Noah built his ark in 4990bc now I'm now genius but even I know thats before the bronze age (which started about 3500bc, I think) so how on earth would he be able to build an ark?

Maybe he had......help.

*que ominous music with choral flourish*

**Chibi Bodge-Battle**

Noah had help from Gabriel, Michael, Uriel and Raphael.
That is why they are called arkangels

**snapsepaven**

Shadowbrand wrote:Dear Thor I hope I am not ruptured. Well at least not that way...

I'd rather go to Asgard or Nifelheim then heaven.

Dude you don't want to go to Nifelheim; Asgard, Hel or folkvang is the way to Roll... unless you like skiing?!

**Khornholio**

Or Jotunheim! Valhalla would be a blast, but you'd have to die in battle and awesomely so.

**snapsepaven**

I don't know, spending eternity with Freya in Folkvang.

Or for ever: drinking booze, eating pork, and killing each day.

Don't know about you guys, but I know what routine I could get used to.

**rodgers37**

When can i expect to be raptured today?
I'm getting a bit bored waiting tbh, i've nearly completed COD4 Single player (again), can't get online at University accommodation (which really really sucks), so have nothing else to do all day

**Some_Call_Me_Tim?**

Havok210 wrote:
ShivanAngel wrote:It could be tomorrow, it could be in 34 seconds, it could be in 34 years, it could be in 34 Centuries.... NO ONE KNOWS....

Scripture says no one knows (Matthew 24:36, 'Of that day and hour knows no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my father only.'), he is using, imo, some complicated math formula based on speculation...

If it happens tomorrow it happens, ill be going up. (inc bashes on my beliefs!).

I personally dont think it will happen. Here is my 3 strike rule with Mr. Camping:

Strike 1 - Bible verse above. How can Camping know when it states "no man will know"
Strike 2 - Camping has predicted this like 2 times before. Both wrong. What makes this one the magically correct answer?
Strike 3 - I heard that he said those "predetermined few" will ascend to the heavens. Kinda makes me feel that salvation is not a choice and that contradicts the Bible.

Just my $0.02

And, don't forget Strike 4: his math makes no sense, as there is a 2 that pops out of nowhere. And if his math fails, his whole theory fails!

And as to Strike 3: Yep, and he's totally certain he is one of those predetermined few.

**juraigamer**

So I heard today was the rapture? Where is your god now?

**ChrisWWII**

juraigamer wrote:So I heard today was the rapture? Where is your god now?

It's supposed to start at 6:00 p.m., so no worries. There is still the possibility of post-Apocalyptic partying.

**Ketara**

6pm eh? Got a few hours yet then.

**Slarg232**

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Noah had help from Gabriel, Michael, Uriel and Raphael.
That is why they are called arkangels

*Bah dum TISH!*

**Swordwind**

9pm here. No rapture. Yet.

**SagesStone** · 11:20 PM here in the future, probably less fire and lava at the moment.

11:20 PM here in the future, probably less fire and lava at the moment.

**Swordwind**

Lacking a great deal of fire and brimstone. No sign of horsemen anywhere. All it did was rain, but that's hardly apocalyptic.

**Slarg232**

Swordwind wrote:Lacking a great deal of fire and brimstone. No sign of horsemen anywhere. All it did was rain, but that's hardly apocalyptic.

Is for the Farmers in my area; hasn't stopped raining since the snow melted. All of them are about two months behind

**AvatarForm**

I LOL'd.

Can someone remind me what the score is? I have lost count...

Atheists ?: Christianity 0

**ChrisWWII**

Don't forget ya'll! It's just the Rapture! We gotta keep our eyes out to see if any of the religous groups get taken up to heaven....

The fire and brimstone is due in October. And then again, we always have Plan B for dealing with daemonic incursions.