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2011/05/19 11:54:30
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
Ephrata, PA
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So who thinks they will be raptured on Saturday, or knows someone who thinks they will be? I for one know I will be reporting for work Sunday night, as will everyone I know
(Not flamebaiting, just curious because a few people at my job are actually taking this very seriously)
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2011/05/19 11:56:54
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Lady of the Lake
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I highly doubt it, but I was surprised to see some of the group that's stating it has billboards for it over here as well.
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2011/05/19 11:58:26
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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I hope it's after the local 40k tournament.
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2011/05/19 11:59:22
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Enigmatic Sorcerer of Chaos
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It'll be Sunday here if it's GMT. I'll be getting my drink and snack on just in case. I do that every Sunday...just in case.
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2011/05/19 12:02:01
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Are you sure you don't mean "Raptored"?
There is a very real chance that Raptors could stalk out of their eons old hiding places and lay waste to the world of man.
But now we know their plans they will move more quickly to striARGH!
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2011/05/19 12:05:17
Subject: Re:Saturday Rapture?
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Lady of the Lake
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Well billboard says Sat 21st here too, so starts early here I guess. I'll let you know how it goes... from the future. 
It's exactly the same as this one.
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2011/05/19 12:07:40
Subject: Re:Saturday Rapture?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Here is a list of some rapture parties:
https://atheists.org/events/Rapture_RAMS
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2011/05/19 12:18:10
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Well I am going to see Priest and drink rum. Does that count?
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2011/05/19 12:18:20
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I will probably be asleep and catch it all on Rapture +1.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/05/19 12:21:43
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Avatar 720 wrote:I will probably be asleep and catch it all on Rapture +1.
Can you TiVo it and just catch up with the Rapture on Sunday? You know what, they should actually wait till Sunday. You will have a better chance of a congregation on Sunday instead of Saturday. Most of the church goers will be busy mowing their grass Saturday.
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2011/05/19 12:27:31
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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maybe i should start proclaming that worldy goods are not needed for the rapture so i can get some free stuff.
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2011/05/19 12:30:25
Subject: Re:Saturday Rapture?
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Veteran ORC
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A Man Choos- Damnit, not that type of Rapture 
First I've heard of it, but I'll still go to work
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2011/05/19 12:37:26
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Courageous Silver Helm
Nottingham
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I'd be surprised, to say the least.
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Another mission, the powers have called me away. Another chance to carry the colours again. My motivation, an oath I've sworn to defend. To win the honour of coming back home again. |
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2011/05/19 12:39:08
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Enigmatic Sorcerer of Chaos
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It would be freaky if exactly 144,000 Jehovah's witnesses died on Saturday.
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0001/04/19 19:39:08
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
Ephrata, PA
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SilverMK2 wrote:Are you sure you don't mean "Raptored"?
There is a very real chance that Raptors could stalk out of their eons old hiding places and lay waste to the world of man.
But now we know their plans they will move more quickly to striARGH!
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2011/05/19 12:39:56
Subject: Re:Saturday Rapture?
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Veteran ORC
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Could this be the start of.....
Zombies? 
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2011/05/19 12:47:12
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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*sigh*
All fear the almight. Turn to us or burn...
not a lot's changed since the middle ages..
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2011/05/19 12:50:49
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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I don't fear the end of the world, as long as I'm safe inside my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
Seriously though, while I wouldn't be concerned if Saturday was judgement day, I don't think that the apocalypse is this weekend.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/05/19 13:00:58
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Monster Rain wrote:I don't fear the end of the world, as long as I'm safe inside my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
I've just ordered mine, do you think FW will get it out in time? I've heard rumours they can get stuff out next day...... If not then it looks like i'll be meeting Matt Ward first edition....
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2011/05/19 13:01:21
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Inquisitor Lord Bane wrote:SilverMK2 wrote:Are you sure you don't mean "Raptored"?
There is a very real chance that Raptors could stalk out of their eons old hiding places and lay waste to the world of man.
But now we know their plans they will move more quickly to striARGH!
Stolen. 
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2011/05/19 13:05:38
Subject: Re:Saturday Rapture?
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Kid_Kyoto
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Reminds me of the Church of Slack:
Slack off! Quit your job! The world ends tomorrow and you MAY DIE!
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2011/05/19 21:50:47
Subject: Re:Saturday Rapture?
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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daedalus wrote:Reminds me of the Church of Slack:
Slack off! Quit your job! The world ends tomorrow and you MAY DIE!
Sounds like as good an excuse as any. I mean come on, when the world is ending we have better things to do than work.
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0013/11/19 21:59:50
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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I for one plan to do some extra sinning on Friday...just in case it turns out to be true.
To quote Supernatural " I've never prayed in my life...and I'm not about to start now,if I'm going to hell...at least I'll go honest." 
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/05/19 22:05:54
Subject: Re:Saturday Rapture?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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I hope I get a couple of minutes warning, I want to moon them all as they're drifting up to the big dentist's waiting room in the sky.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2011/05/19 22:59:57
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Confessor Of Sins
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the rapture is based on William Shakespeare.... silly how that worked out
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2011/05/19 23:02:53
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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I'm not worried until they learn how to open doors...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
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2011/05/19 23:21:58
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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FITZZ wrote: I for one plan to do some extra sinning on Friday...just in case it turns out to be true.
To quote Supernatural " I've never prayed in my life...and I'm not about to start now,if I'm going to hell...at least I'll go honest."
Automatically Appended Next Post: frgsinwntr wrote:the rapture is based on William Shakespeare.... silly how that worked out
I heard rumours, Matt Ward, in-between working on the 2nd edition Bible, and Codex: Necrons (the secret version, that no one knows about) actually wrote 87% of Shakespeare's work....
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2011/05/19 23:32:01
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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rodgers37 wrote:FITZZ wrote: I for one plan to do some extra sinning on Friday...just in case it turns out to be true.
To quote Supernatural " I've never prayed in my life...and I'm not about to start now,if I'm going to hell...at least I'll go honest."
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...Now,if you'll excuse me,I'm going to hop in my Impala and go find Jo...
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/05/19 23:35:40
Subject: Re:Saturday Rapture?
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Dear Thor I hope I am not ruptured. Well at least not that way...
I'd rather go to Asgard or Nifelheim then heaven.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2011/05/19 23:39:28
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Fixture of Dakka
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If anyone's into this. Can I have your stuff when you go?
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