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2011/05/24 12:59:13
Subject: Re:Saturday Rapture?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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CT GAMER wrote:INSTALLING RAPTURE.
███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 44% DONE.
Install delayed....please wait.
Installation failed. Please try again. 404 error: Rapture not found.
EVENT "Rapture" cannot be located. The rapture you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later.
here's the problem. the rapture is wherein the good folk get called up before all the real unpleasantness correct? How do we know it didn't happen? May you all are just a bunch of loser sinners?
Regardless, this sounds like a job for Dachshundskrieg. Now that the wiener legions are fully enabled in their CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS, only one more key needs to be unlocked for the coming of Dachhundskrieg, the Wiener Time.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2011/05/24 13:07:23
Subject: Re:Saturday Rapture?
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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There was a hipster rapture, but it was pretty obscure, you wouldn't have have heard of anyone Taken Up.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2011/05/24 13:17:23
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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helgrenze wrote:Bah.. Camping wasn't 5 months off... he missed by 17 months.....
Everybody knows the Mayan date is December 21, 2012.
That is what he will be saying in 5 months... 
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2011/05/24 19:53:37
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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oops..... It should be 19 months.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/05/24 20:12:01
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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Has anyone noticed that December 21st 2012 is about when they realease the last Twilight movie too?
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
 707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
 Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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2011/05/24 20:27:18
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Have you noticed that Rush called this in 1976..... Think about it.... dec 21,12.....
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/05/24 22:02:27
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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helgrenze wrote:Have you noticed that Rush called this in 1976..... Think about it.... dec 21,12.....
So, presumably - rather than the end of the world, we'll actually get liberated by advanced enlightened humans who give out free guitars to all and end repression?
Well, at least it's better than getting torn apart by a large planet or killed by 4 nutjobs on horses...
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2011/05/24 22:06:33
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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I liked the horsies of doom...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/25 01:11:21
Subject: Re:Saturday Rapture?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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2011/05/25 01:14:26
Subject: Re:Saturday Rapture?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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PFff alcoholics cant get into Heaven
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2011/05/25 01:28:49
Subject: Re:Saturday Rapture?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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KingCracker wrote:PFff alcoholics cant get into Heaven
He took it from his dad because he wanted him to stop drinking. It was a noble thing to do.
Here is some more rapture goodness:
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2011/05/25 01:42:59
Subject: Re:Saturday Rapture?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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And that empty can underneath him?  Also, someone is getting sued by the Rocketeer
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2011/05/25 02:13:29
Subject: Re:Saturday Rapture?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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I wonder if he set up a contract with Eternal Earth-Bound Pets? His cat is just sitting there. Where is the Atheist that is supposed to be taking care of the poor thing? 
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2011/05/25 13:34:27
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Serious question.
I read that some people sold all their wordly possessions and that, thinking that they were off to see the Spirit In The Sky....
Isn't this particular nutjob looking at one hell of a class action?
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2011/05/25 14:07:08
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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It's practically a cult, so I doubt those who lost their life savings are going to try to put together a class action law suit.
Besides, it's been updated, we've got 5 more months before the end of thr world. 
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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2011/05/25 14:11:08
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Dastardly Dave wrote:helgrenze wrote:Have you noticed that Rush called this in 1976..... Think about it.... dec 21,12.....
So, presumably - rather than the end of the world, we'll actually get liberated by advanced enlightened humans who give out free guitars to all and end repression?
Well, at least it's better than getting torn apart by a large planet or killed by 4 nutjobs on horses...
Only if they also give free lessons.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/05/25 14:27:22
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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I guess it didn't happen.... Although all this flooding and those tornadoes are killing a lot of people, so maybe it is....
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2011/05/25 14:31:52
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Mr Mystery wrote:Serious question.
I read that some people sold all their wordly possessions and that, thinking that they were off to see the Spirit In The Sky....
Isn't this particular nutjob looking at one hell of a class action?
If you are gonna believe that the end of the world is coming just because he says it is frankly you don't deserve your money back.
And, if they are that gullible they probably would have given it all to a Nigerian bank manager to 'invest'
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/25 14:34:26
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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purplefood wrote:If you are gonna believe that the end of the world is coming just because he says it is frankly you don't deserve your money back.
It's just sad that people believe enough to sell all their worldly possessions, but apparently not enough to crack open the Bible and do a little of that there book-readin'.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/05/26 16:36:31
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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purplefood wrote:Mr Mystery wrote:Serious question.
I read that some people sold all their wordly possessions and that, thinking that they were off to see the Spirit In The Sky....
Isn't this particular nutjob looking at one hell of a class action?
If you are gonna believe that the end of the world is coming just because he says it is frankly you don't deserve your money back.
And, if they are that gullible they probably would have given it all to a Nigerian bank manager to 'invest'
What... you saying Nigerian banks are not a good investment?
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/05/26 16:38:06
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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helgrenze wrote:purplefood wrote:Mr Mystery wrote:Serious question.
I read that some people sold all their wordly possessions and that, thinking that they were off to see the Spirit In The Sky....
Isn't this particular nutjob looking at one hell of a class action?
If you are gonna believe that the end of the world is coming just because he says it is frankly you don't deserve your money back.
And, if they are that gullible they probably would have given it all to a Nigerian bank manager to 'invest'
What... you saying Nigerian banks are not a good investment?
They might be...
My mum actualy knows a guy in Nigeria who is trying to start a bank... he says it is difficult.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/26 19:49:24
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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5 months guys, and we get to do this all over again!
Oh boy!
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2011/05/26 23:45:31
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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We may as well keep this thread open until then...
Unless the repture isn't on Saturday...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/27 00:50:41
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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October 21st is unfortunately a Friday =(
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/05/27 00:53:01
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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And, we all know you gotta get down on Friday...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/27 01:14:29
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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purplefood wrote:And, we all know you gotta get down on Friday...
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/05/27 01:18:52
Subject: Saturday Rapture?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Well played Avatar 720... well played.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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