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FITZZ wrote:

helgrenze wrote:Well if your heads too soft to break a bottle...

My head...?...nonsense...one could crack coconuts on my skull...you know...for feeding T-Rexs.

You know how I know your lying?

Isn't the guy who said it like 89? I wonder if he means I will be raptured by saturday from being an idiot.

I would just call it a CArT for short.
There is too little time left for copying and pasting the whole thing.

I am trying to think of things left undone in case it really does kick off, but all I can think of is, "Have I turned all the lights off?"

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:I would just call it a CArT for short.
There is too little time left for copying and pasting the whole thing.

I am trying to think of things left undone in case it really does kick off, but all I can think of is, "Have I turned all the lights off?"

"Erm, could you lower me down for a sec please? I think I left a window open..."

Avatar 720 wrote:

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:I would just call it a CArT for short.
There is too little time left for copying and pasting the whole thing.

I am trying to think of things left undone in case it really does kick off, but all I can think of is, "Have I turned all the lights off?"

"Erm, could you lower me down for a sec please? I think I left a window open..."

I left the stove on......

helgrenze wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:I would just call it a CArT for short.
There is too little time left for copying and pasting the whole thing.

I am trying to think of things left undone in case it really does kick off, but all I can think of is, "Have I turned all the lights off?"

"Erm, could you lower me down for a sec please? I think I left a window open..."

I left the stove on......

Who is going to feed the goldfish!?

helgrenze wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:I would just call it a CArT for short.
There is too little time left for copying and pasting the whole thing.

I am trying to think of things left undone in case it really does kick off, but all I can think of is, "Have I turned all the lights off?"

"Erm, could you lower me down for a sec please? I think I left a window open..."

I left the stove on......

" It's quite all right my son...the sinners are using it to make jiffy pop and roast coconuts...off we go now."

I work in a skyscraper... on a floor where the windows dont open

itd be fun seeing folks plastered to the glass

It's Saturday here now. Having my morning coffee looking out the kitchen window at the Pacific Ocean and that blistering sore Sea World. Perfect weather. The birds are singing. The cat is sleeping. If it is today, He sure picked a good one.

Bakerofish wrote:I work in a skyscraper... on a floor where the windows dont open

itd be fun seeing folks plastered to the glass

...Or float by outside mocking you for not being picked to go.

@Fitzz

I'll be with my muslim, buddhist and hindu friends...and really...most of the folks I know

the awesome thing about this is that the people who harp so much about religion and Christ are the exact same folks id like to see GONE...

so yeah...wont be that bad

Bakerofish wrote:@Fitzz

I'll be with my muslim, buddhist and hindu friends...and really...most of the folks I know

the awesome thing about this is that the people who harp so much about religion and Christ are the exact same folks id like to see GONE...

so yeah...wont be that bad

I have to agree with you there.

Upon my arrival in heaven I'll put in a good word for many of you.

I'll see if I can't get FITZZ at least upgraded to purgatory.

Monster Rain wrote:Upon my arrival in heaven I'll put in a good word for many of you.

I'll see if I can't get FITZZ at least upgraded to purgatory.

Monster,you'd be pulling strings for eternity to pull that deal off...probably have to hock your harp too.

If the Rapture actually happens, Satan's got a nice seat open for me after Mr. Gacy fell out of his favor.

Hmmm just think of this.... What happens if Frazz is taken? There will be no-one to keep the wiener legions from running rampant.

Only hope that he doesn't manage to drive back in with a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

@helgrenze

the weiner legions are taking Frazz away in a blazing golden chariot

Wait, so he's predicting something that's only a very recent addition to the Christian mythos, by taking the alleged date of the prediction of an event that's then stated to happen, and which ends with "and I'll totally never do this again, that was terrible, what was I thinking", and adding a few arbitrary numbers to it? That's such gibbering lunacy that even mockery is too much validation...

Behold! Relevant image macro!


Now with the crap quality macro aside; I remember first hearing of this last month when I returned to school from spring break. My Drawing&Composition teacher was telling everyone the story of being handed a pamphlet from that rapture cult on a cruise she was on and was told by their leader had problems with his math for his first predictions. Nevertheless this "math" he did will all turn to wasted effort.

If not, I have all my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS ready.

helgrenze wrote:Hmmm just think of this.... What happens if Frazz is taken? There will be no-one to keep the wiener legions from running rampant.

More likely that the Weiners will go VTOL and Frazz will be running rampant!

Maybe the wiener legions will be what carries the Rapturees off...

Oh, and since there's a new episode of Dr. Who coming out tomorrow...maybe the Doctor is going to show up to stop the Rapture!

The wiener legions will fly over the battlefield, carrying off the bravest warriors to be at Frazzled's side in Valhalla.

Monster Rain wrote:The wiener legions will fly over the battlefield, carrying off the bravest warriors to be at Frazzled's side in Valhalla.

The blessed Weiner Legions of Frazzled, Odin incarnate, shall carry us into his mightiest hall, where we shall feast at his side! The wine shall flow as blood from his enemies and the meat shall be akin to flesh of his foes! Valhalla calls us, mighty followers, will you heed the call of the Weiner?

Look, the "End of the world" that Christians are so afraid of is the end of the christian world. The only thing that would happen is an... event... that would effectively shed light on the truth of many matters and bring the end of many religions.

Not checked the TV schedules.
Hope there is a sequel.

If there is no part 2 "The Doctor Prevents Rapture" episode in the listings for next week, it prolly means we're doomed.

juraigamer wrote:Look, the "End of the world" that Christians are so afraid of is the end of the christian world. The only thing that would happen is an... event... that would effectively shed light on the truth of many matters and bring the end of many religions.

Many, if not a majority of Christians, don't believe in the idea of The Rapture, which is a very specific and recent idea (compared to the age of the religion) of how the second coming of Jesus would be.

oh bugger
Things are starting to get serious.

It's the end of the thread as we know it.

ShivanAngel wrote:It could be tomorrow, it could be in 34 seconds, it could be in 34 years, it could be in 34 Centuries.... NO ONE KNOWS....

Scripture says no one knows (Matthew 24:36, 'Of that day and hour knows no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my father only.'), he is using, imo, some complicated math formula based on speculation...

If it happens tomorrow it happens, ill be going up. (inc bashes on my beliefs!).

I personally dont think it will happen. Here is my 3 strike rule with Mr. Camping:

Strike 1 - Bible verse above. How can Camping know when it states "no man will know"
Strike 2 - Camping has predicted this like 2 times before. Both wrong. What makes this one the magically correct answer?
Strike 3 - I heard that he said those "predetermined few" will ascend to the heavens. Kinda makes me feel that salvation is not a choice and that contradicts the Bible.

Just my $0.02

This won't be true because I haven't decided to roll out in my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT and do some quality time BLAMING THE VICTIM while I watch cartoons of Dinosaurs eating COCONUTS.