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2011/08/20 01:50:32
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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that reminds me....
"were to buy brainbleach"
"how to cook road kill"
"so i have this little girl tied up..."
"ok,so i just got done rapeing,what now?"
"hey,i just moved to Britain, and i cant find any coffee."
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/20 01:51:07
 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/20 01:54:47
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Raging Ravener
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MrDwhitey wrote:CiaranAnnrach wrote:Space Marine Conversion - Marines in Thongs
Necrophilia - how many days is the body good for?
Can a dead body still climax?
So I found this really interesting thread on 4chan's /b/ forum...
This moldy cheese smells JUST LIKE my girlfriend. Anyone else experience something similar?
I'm allergic to fish. Can I still be intimate with a woman?
Automatically Appended Next Post:
What's your favorite recipe that uses breast milk?
You. Your brain needs wiping.
It was the 4chan topic that did it, wasn't it? I thought it might have been a bit over the top...
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2011/08/20 01:58:56
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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"101 ways to have fun at canneruses home"
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/20 02:00:14
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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"Do these kids look underage to you?"
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/08/20 02:01:09
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Avatar 720 wrote:"Do these kids look underage to you?"
cant tell,no pictures 
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/20 02:03:29
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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"The Lannister method of selecting girlfriends, yes/no?"
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Prestor Jon wrote:Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
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2011/08/20 02:03:56
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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lord commissar klimino wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:"Do these kids look underage to you?"
cant tell,no pictures
Fine.
Do I have permission to post that photo you sent me?
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/08/20 02:05:05
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Avatar 720 wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:"Do these kids look underage to you?"
cant tell,no pictures
Fine.
Do I have permission to post that photo you sent me?
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/20 02:11:30
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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"What's your strangest fetish?"
"What's your favourite porn genre?" or "What's you favourite porn site?" or "What's your favourite porn star?"
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2011/08/20 02:14:05
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
"What's your favourite porn genre?" or "What's you favourite porn site?" or "What's your favourite porn star?"
Now see, I'd enjoy these topics... 
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/08/20 02:15:00
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Screaming Shining Spear
Pittsburgh, PA
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MrDwhitey wrote:"The Lannister method of selecting girlfriends, yes/no?"
Haha, I just finished reading Game of Thrones this afternoon, good one!
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Eldar shenanigans are the best shenanigans! 
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2011/08/20 02:15:03
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
Ear hair.
"What's your favourite porn genre?"
Ear hair
"What's you favourite porn site?"
ear-hair.com
"What's your favourite porn star?"
Nobody has signed up for my website, "ear-hair.com" at the moment...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/20 02:15:34
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/08/20 02:16:35
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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FITZZ wrote:Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
"What's your favourite porn genre?" or "What's you favourite porn site?" or "What's your favourite porn star?"
Now see, I'd enjoy these topics...
i dunno,some people go WAY to far.....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/20 02:20:43
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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lord commissar klimino wrote:FITZZ wrote:Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
"What's your favourite porn genre?" or "What's you favourite porn site?" or "What's your favourite porn star?"
Now see, I'd enjoy these topics...
i dunno,some people go WAY to far.....
I have an Orkmoticon Fetish.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/08/20 02:21:36
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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lord commissar klimino wrote:FITZZ wrote:Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
"What's your favourite porn genre?" or "What's you favourite porn site?" or "What's your favourite porn star?"
Now see, I'd enjoy these topics...
i dunno,some people go WAY to far.....
Perhaps so...but personaly I don't believe in " Way too far." Automatically Appended Next Post: Chowderhead wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:FITZZ wrote:Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
"What's your favourite porn genre?" or "What's you favourite porn site?" or "What's your favourite porn star?"
Now see, I'd enjoy these topics...
i dunno,some people go WAY to far.....
I have an Orkmoticon Fetish.
 ...This one is sort of hot isn't it?
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/08/20 02:23:53
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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@FITZZ: O RLY? says something about you 
@chowderhead: 
you like?
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/20 02:24:22
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Raging Ravener
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Dangers of dating a girl with lock-jaw
Self-circumcision guide. It's all the rage with women!
Model diorama: Nurgle plague bearers under the influence of Slaanesh
The joys of dating a girl with a third nipple.
Nub-lovin', or how to use an amputated arm to please a woman.
(Note: I wish to God that last one wasn't true. A friend of mine, "Lefty" as we called him 'cuz his left arm ended in a nub past the elbow, and his girlfriend explained to our horror the virtues of what they called "nub-loving" one night.)
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2011/08/20 02:25:13
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Edit: Misread Chowder's and FITTZ's posts. 
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2011/08/20 02:27:21
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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lord commissar klimino wrote:@FITZZ: O RLY? says something about you @chowderhead: you like?
Yummy...
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/08/20 02:30:48
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Chowderhead wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:@FITZZ: O RLY? says something about you
@chowderhead:
you like?
Yummy...
yeah..i didnt even know orks liked that type of stuff,seeing as how they cant do it with other orks
anyways:
"sexy orks"
"look what i did to my female eldar!"
"things to do while your girlfriend sleeps"
"my sexy ork cosplay! with pictures"
"look! i ruined orkmoticons!"
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/20 02:34:29
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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lord commissar klimino wrote:Chowderhead wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:@FITZZ: O RLY? says something about you
@chowderhead:
you like?
Yummy...
"sexy orks"
"look what i did to my female eldar!"
1.
Have fun.
2. There was a 6 page thread on some guy who made a diorama of IG going to rape an Eldar. So, yeah. That exists.
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2011/08/20 02:35:37
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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my brain said no, but my hand said yes on the spoiler! Damn you curiosity!
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/08/20 02:36:55
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Sabet wrote:my brain said no, but my hand said yes on the spoiler! Damn you curiosity!
Yes, yes! Give in to the spoiler! Muahahaha!
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/08/20 02:38:52
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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oh gosh...on both......i thought my naughty orkmoticons were bad.....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/20 02:39:37
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Raging Ravener
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My friends know a guy who heavily converted his 40k army into the KKK, complete with hangings. Apparently he tried to take it to a tournament ONCE and was promptly thrown out.
The joys of being from the South.
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2011/08/20 02:40:27
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Chowderhead wrote:Sabet wrote:my brain said no, but my hand said yes on the spoiler! Damn you curiosity!
Yes, yes! Give in to the spoiler! Muahahaha!
Wow that's twice that image has been used in this thread, also I know the diorama you're talking about but do you have a link to the 6 page thread? 
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2011/08/20 02:41:28
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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CiaranAnnrach wrote:My friends know a guy who heavily converted his 40k army into the KKK, complete with hangings. Apparently he tried to take it to a tournament ONCE and was promptly thrown out.
The joys of being from the South.
...wow...ummm.....why? if your gonna change them that much make them all female!
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/20 02:41:50
Subject: OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Cheesecat wrote:Chowderhead wrote:Sabet wrote:my brain said no, but my hand said yes on the spoiler! Damn you curiosity!
Yes, yes! Give in to the spoiler! Muahahaha!
Wow that's twice that image has been used in this thread, also I know the diorama you're talking about but do you have a link to the 6 page thread?
PM sent.
Have fun...
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2011/08/20 02:44:31
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Chowderhead wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Chowderhead wrote:Sabet wrote:my brain said no, but my hand said yes on the spoiler! Damn you curiosity!
Yes, yes! Give in to the spoiler! Muahahaha!
Wow that's twice that image has been used in this thread, also I know the diorama you're talking about but do you have a link to the 6 page thread?
PM sent.
Have fun...
i find it funny you have such quick access to those images now we know what you do most of the time.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/20 02:45:13
Subject: Re:OT Thread titles to avoid.
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
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The Problem with Jews
I bet I could beat you in a fight
Why aren't we emulating 4chan?
Trolls: The future of the user, how we can embrace the next rung on the evolutionary ladder
Your god is dead and I hate you
Meat Suits (pics)
Tanning human skin: Looking for tips and tricks
Let's eat a man (pics)
Does this make me look fat?
Iron Chef betrayal: actually made of oxidized copper
I am king of the moles
Why doesn't Dakka have a porn board?
I hate owls
Things that taste like chicken but aren't
Implying this is a thread
What should I do with these 2 meters of intestines?
When did I get amnesia?
I don't like the sound I make when I blow my nose
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Ravenous Angels 
Tomb Kings 
Protectorate of Menoth 